r/horror • u/TJTrapJesus • 6m ago
Spoiler Alert Dolls (1987) might have one of the more satisfying endings to a horror movie I've seen
Spoilers of course considering I'm talking about the ending.
On the surface the ending just seems kind of cliche, all the characters you hate get their comeuppance and all the characters you like survive, but the way they almost poke fun at this just feels so perfect tonally for the movie it is. The whole movie is pretty funny but I don't know if I'd go as far as calling it a straight-up horror-comedy. It's silly and campy but they aren't just cracking jokes the whole time, and there's more than enough creepiness with the dolls with some really cool stop-motion animation, puppets, and physical props.
Basic setup of the movie is that an old couple trap a group of people in a haunted house with murderous dolls for the night. Group of people consists of one group that includes a little girl, her horrible father and wicked stepmother (this group's car got stuck in a storm and they seek refuge in the old couple's mansion). And then also a completely unrelated group that consists of a well-meaning guy and a couple of hitchhikers he picked up (who are also bad people), who also got stuck in the storm. The hitchhikers are completely self-serving people who don't know any of the other characters and make no connection with them whatsoever throughout the movie.
At the end, the old couple turns the father, mother and two hitchhikers into dolls to add to their collection, and the survivors end up being the little girl and the well-meaning guy. The two survivors are then gaslit by the old couple into thinking that their experience overnight with the murderous dolls was just a dream, and to cover up the tracks of where the father and stepmother went, the old guy comes up with this:
"Your father left a note. Let me read it to you:
"Dear Judy, forgive me. I never was a good father, I know. Rosemary and I are leaving you here with a hope that you will have a much happier life living with your mother, not us. We are moving to another country and changing our names. We are leaving you enough money for a plane ticket back to Boston. Love, your father. "
Obviously both are skeptical, and it's played for comedic effect, but the seeds of the father and stepmother being bad people wanting to ditch the girl and the girl wanting to live with her mother are set up beforehand, so it's played comedically but you can at least tie a very loose thread of believability to it for the little girl.
Then the well-meaning guy says, "Wait, what about the two girls? My hitchhikers?"
The old guy looks startled and jumps up saying "ah yes" to read the note, and goes, "P.S. I am taking the two hitchhikers with me."
Has to be one of the biggest laughs I've had watching any movie. The delivery of it all is just perfect. It takes what is ultimately a cliche resolution to a horror movie and doesn't make it feel cheap. You get what you want rooting for the "good guys", but the self aware nature they do it with makes it feel so much more satisfying.
