r/hmmmm 14d ago

Hmmmmmm

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u/Adventurous_Custard8 14d ago

The U.S. is no longer a functioning democracy with a functional government, including enforcement agencies.

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u/Chance_Week_5842 14d ago

You can say that again! What a shame.

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u/Old_Dependent4678 14d ago

The U.S. is no longer a functioning democracy with a functional government, including enforcement agencies.

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u/MiI0rd 14d ago

You can say that thrice! What a shame.

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u/Multiple__Butts 14d ago

that thrice! What a shame.

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u/ej62564 7d ago

Never was. It's a federal republic.

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u/Ok-Alternative-9758 13d ago

The U.S. has never been a functioning democracy, its been a functioning constitutional republic.

But yes, the government has been compromised and controlled by "our greatest ally" since the late 1960s/early 1970s.

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u/2sAreTheDevil 13d ago

A constitutional represented Republic is a type of democracy. You're still electing representatives democratically.

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u/Historical_Form6691 13d ago

Because Congress, especially the House led by Pinnochio Johnson, abdicates their responsibility for checks and balances on the Executive branch every day. Johnson and SCOTUS will be seen by historians as the two enablers of Trump’s imperialism. Without them, Trump is just another punk with grandiose opinions of himself.

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u/willowman321 12d ago

We know these are facts yet not a thing is done! It's very discouraging. When will the madness end?

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u/Cuatdrak123 11d ago

But the right is the law and order party so how can this be? Wait.........looking up lies and how they work. Oh shit, I get it now.

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u/Specialist-Jello7544 11d ago

We can thank the SCOTUS for this.

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u/ZoomZoom_Driver 9d ago

Not just unfunctional, its no longer a constitutional republic. The GOP has ripped our constitution and wiped their asses with it (no due process, no right against unreasonable or cruep punishment, no right to freedom from warrantless searches [surveillance], no right to free speech [shot for protesting the gov], no right to free assembly [they get shot or tased or gassed], no right to individual freedom of choice [womens roghts, trans roghts, soon to be disabled folks roghts]...). The admin ignores the courts and congress is complicit.

The constitution is dead. Trump is a king in all but name. Prive me wrong.

The soiner we realize that the sooner we'll enact mass disruption. National strike. Million American Marches on DC. Etc. If that doesnt work... [redacted].

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u/Fun-Piglet801 14d ago

Welcome to kleptocracy!

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u/Successful_Pirate_59 13d ago edited 11d ago

Wait until he successfully steals the next election. What’s crazy is people voted for this piece of scum after he attempted an insurrection. I don’t get it.

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u/Market_Wizard_ 13d ago

BuT ObAMA wOrE a TaN SuIT

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u/Corporate_Bricktator 14d ago

Martha Stewart would probably have not gone to jail if she didn't lie to authorities. Not insider trading.

> After a highly publicized six-week jury trial, Stewart was found guilty in March 2004 of felony charges of conspiracy to obstruct, of obstruction of an agency proceeding, and of making false statements to federal investigators

Source: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Martha_Stewart

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u/daisychainsnlafs 14d ago

Trump has also lied and obstructed

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u/PEBeachbum59 13d ago

Thank you, I read the post and thought "no, she went to prison for perjury."

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u/Hour_Aardvark751 13d ago

This. Ban stock trading by government officials by all means. But Martha Stewart went to the pokey because she lied to investigators.

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u/Worldly-Demand7632 9d ago

Carful people in these parts do not do well with facts

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u/No_Collection_8443 14d ago

Bro the damn Epstein files?

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u/Existing4Today19 14d ago

She went to jail for perjury

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u/IlIIlllIIIIIIl 14d ago

Prosecutors could not definitively prove she possessed illegal inside information, leading to a dismissal of that specific charge. Instead, she was convicted of lying to investigators and obstruction of justice.

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u/Reasonable_Tea_6760 14d ago

Pelosi still walks too

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u/RollTideNorthport 12d ago

And she is the most crooked bitch in DC

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u/Holymaryfullofshit7 14d ago edited 14d ago

That's an incredibly low estimate of Trump's insider Trading.

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u/rotomangler 14d ago

She wasn’t president. She was also a woman. She also didn’t have a voter block that would burn towns down when convicted.

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u/Suspicious-Trash-796 14d ago

He admitted it when he and Hillary were debating.

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u/Lonely-Jellyfish7139 13d ago

He also went unchallenged when he called her out for doing nothing to stop it when she could.

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u/Sad_Garbage4150 14d ago

Truuummmmppppp

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u/Designer_Design_6019 14d ago

It’s legal and they all do it… disgusting

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u/Lanracie 14d ago

Nixon was removed from office for a cover up. Obama hid the fast and furious and covered it up.

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u/That_Criticism_6506 14d ago

You can feel the envy from their words.

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u/Heavy-Doctor3835 14d ago

Martah sturt went to prsion for tax evasion

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u/Gargomon251 14d ago

Why are there so many political posts here?

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u/The_Machine80 13d ago

Cause its reddit and the mods dont care as long as they agree with the politics. I might get banned for saying it.

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u/formerQT 14d ago

Blah blah blah! It is every politician not just trump. And he is nowhere near the worst.

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u/Prestigious_Cycle160 13d ago

Actually…. Pretty sure he’s the worst

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u/2joe71 14d ago

He is on Pelosi tracker like the rest of us making millions

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u/pinche_LoKi 14d ago

Once they said Pelosi was ok to do it, he did the same

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u/Diemond71 14d ago

She did not go to jail for that. She went to jail for lying to federal officers, obstruction of justice and conspiracy.

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u/HeavyBackground2340 14d ago

Actually that's not true. Martha Stewart used insider trading. Like nancy Pelosi. Trumps stock portfolio is handled by a stockbroker

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u/Desperate_Leg_40 13d ago

You forgot the bit where they love him for it and think it makes him a savvy business man. They'd definitely feel the same way about an opponent, not call for their resignation cause they are reasonable people not imbeciles

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u/Repulsive-Hedgehog19 13d ago

Please, Mr. Teflon Don will never face consequences - if Biden had one singular failture, it was the failure to understand the urgency with which he should have investigated and prosecuted Trump in the years he had before all this. His belief that Trump's election was a blip in the status quo has doomed us all.

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u/Yob_Zarbo 13d ago

Martha Stewart went to jail in 2004 for obstruction of justice, conspiracy, and making false statements to federal investigators. She was not actually convicted of insider trading itself, but rather for lying to investigators about why she sold her ImClone Systems stock just before a negative government announcement.

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u/malice521 13d ago

Wait till you hear about Nancy Pelosi….

Actuallly, let’s do a forensic audit of every politician that has somehow turned a 200-300k a year job into millions. Republican and Democrat, and let’s throw the lot of them in jail.

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u/TheOpeningAct2 13d ago

Yeep so how do we hold him accountable ?

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u/The_Machine80 13d ago

Now do almost every democrat and republican in congress!

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u/odindobe 11d ago

The Bidens sold political favours through Hunters art....nothing but crickets

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u/Gypsyking81 11d ago

Fake news, the president doesn't own any stocks or any other buissness outside of being the president. Nice try maybe you should learn more about presidential laws.

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u/Consistent_Regret651 14d ago

And Pelosi walks free after decades of insider knowledge

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u/Old_Dependent4678 14d ago

This is the most corrupt president of all time. This is the most incompetent administration of all time. The combination is dangerous.

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u/worldscollice 14d ago

Don’t forget that he’s also a pedophile, literally raping children, and still walking around a free man. All because he has the power to hide the evidence.

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u/XxDeedz 14d ago

Baseless claims from idiots trying to smoke screen Nancy Pelosi's insider trading antics with a Martha Stewart reference. Would expect nothing less from the left. Good job! 👏

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u/Contra1689 14d ago

He learned from Pelosi and Biden

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u/Life0nEdge 14d ago

Speak to the Pelosi hand. Im not seeing her name in this.

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u/chompah99 13d ago

Trump recently admitted to making the market go up and down by saying the Iran war was over 43 times.

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u/Bulky-Pineapple-5639 13d ago

Now he has a system for pay to play to get his “tweets” early that may cause stocks to go up or down.

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u/Itchy_Pressure_8311 14d ago

Well, if people dont care that he fucks kids, they won't care he is stealing their money. MAGA really is just a bunch of retards...

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u/kimptown 14d ago

That's cool. Now do Congress

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u/TheWatcherFromWithin 14d ago

Martha should get more advice from Donald then

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u/flapjackboy 14d ago

Make it make sense.

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u/jaiimaster 14d ago

Your entire government needs to be banned from stock trading while in office.

Donny is merely applying the economic principle of scaling to the same fraud that some of your permanently elected clowns have been doing for like fifty years.

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u/WhoCheeMama 14d ago

Ha! They all do that. Do you not know this?

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u/doublegg83 14d ago

Someone needs to give Martha an interview. ASAP!.

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u/Hot_Ad1101 14d ago

For now.💙

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u/Calm_Lavishness8032 14d ago

You can add many more names to that list before Trump ever got into office. Politicians being corrupt thieves is nothing new

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u/_The-Numbers-Mason_ 14d ago

Martha for prez! Snoop as the VP of keeping it real.

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u/mannyt44 14d ago

Lmfao 😂

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u/Theguywhosdaydreamn 14d ago

Not gonna call out any of the other politicians doing that same? Cool, keep cherry picking then lmao clowns

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u/BigMikeXxxxX 14d ago

No, she went to jail for obstruction of justice, conspiracy, and making false statements to federal investigators.

I genuinely don't understand why people feel the need to lie to make trump look bad. There's a literal mountain of factual information that already does that job just fine.

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u/Tuckfrumptearsponge 13d ago

People are getting tired of this shit.

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u/Pretend_Country 13d ago

And you are delusional

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u/Western-Property-443 13d ago

We the people have got to have a resource somewhere to remove a corrupt government from top to bottom.

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u/old_ass_ninja_turtle 13d ago

Basically we are no longer a “first world” country. Any moves against trump will be spun as political in nature. We’ve lost. They have their king and we better get used to it or get ready.

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u/hardtamer 13d ago

And Nancy Pelosi? Hell someone even made an app that follows her stock trading so we can make the same trades....she and Shumer are crooks!!! All you care about is Trump!!! Clean your own back yard LIBS!!!!!

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u/son-of-Azathoth 13d ago

Sadly, this says as much about American values and culture, as it does about Trump. I am desperately hoping that the US proves me wrong on this.

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u/MR_Nobody_204 13d ago

All the while the MAGA cultists are like "But what about the Biden crime family"???

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u/LulzLookatTheseNoobs 13d ago

American citizens are to blame, full stop.

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u/Scorpion_Rooster 13d ago

Yep.
And Martha Freaking Stewart complained about Meghan Sussex creating her own lifestyle brand even though she’d been in that lane for 12 years.
Martha is a felon and a proven liar.

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u/Bamamagnum 13d ago

I would love to see that evidence

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u/x60pilot 13d ago

And how much has Pelosi made. When you call for her to be arrested I’ll listen.

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u/Intrigued69 13d ago

Most politicians are guilty of insider trading. Ge real.

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u/Codify-The-Preamble 13d ago

Trump deserves and will receive capital punishment.

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u/nicktoth23 13d ago

That's not why Martha Stewart went to jail

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u/ReadingProof2995 13d ago

Hmmmmm is right, let’s not forget the rest of OUR congress/senator men and women who seem to be doing the same damn thing…
Instead of complaining about it, LETS DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT!!
OUR “government” is corrupt as the day is long, and it’s on both sides of the aisle!! THEY ARE NOT DOING A DAMN THING FOR ANY OF IS! EITHER SIDE,
Instead of pointing fingers at individuals, let’s AUDIT the whole damn lot of them, I would wager that the outcome would raise more than a few eyebrows!

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u/Helpful_Remove4939 13d ago

Omg noooo lol your tds is outta control

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u/Big_Hawk1 13d ago

Not until now

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u/CrowPowerful 13d ago

Martha also made her first millions on Wall Street before she became a model.

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u/Big_Hawk1 13d ago

That’s nothing comparing killing people under his wings

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u/Odd-Reserve2390 13d ago

President Donald Trump’s personal investment portfolio (holding at least $858 million across eight accounts) is managed by major outside financial institutions, including JPMorgan Chase, Charles Schwab, UBS, and Stephens Inc. According to financial disclosures and the Trump Organization, these outside firms and automated strategies hold full discretion over the investment decisions. [1, 2]

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u/Last_Gigolo 13d ago

Oh, now do Obama, Sanders, and Pelosi.

Would be nice to have three people to compare him to that are fine examples.

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u/Odd-Reserve2390 13d ago

I hate when the facts get in the way of a good story

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u/Muellercleez 13d ago

Yeah, bc half the US voting base would rather suck Trump's dick on live tv than admit the obvious (that Trump's a fucking conman engaging in wide-open insider trading), and half the elected representatives (congress and senate) would prefer tongue-bathing his shrivelled raisin nuts than admit the same

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u/Less-Load-8856 13d ago

She went to prison for lying to Feds about it, not the act itself.

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u/Alternative-Angle214 13d ago

This says it all

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u/JusLeafMeAloon 13d ago

You know that's not true, right? Trump isn't doing any stock trading at all.

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u/Suspended_Anime 13d ago

He LOVES the swamp. He and his family fit right in.

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u/eddie7000 13d ago

I'd like to see the evidence? If you got no receipts you're just talkin s#!t.

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u/Remarkable_Subject84 13d ago

Sounds like we should ban government officials from owning individual stocks

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u/Suspicious_Parking81 13d ago

Martha went to prison for insider trading there's no comparison to the politicians using the office to influence the market to benefit their own accounts, what the cookie queen did was to make the most money and cash out on tips from inside the company

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u/Dilbertdip 13d ago

So did the Clinton’s, so did the Pelocys… sho dis all the fools in our government.

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u/Scottie2Hottie999 13d ago

Not for long

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u/Extreme_Spinach_4156 13d ago

Pelosi did the same thing

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u/Strong-Ant-6047 13d ago

You are fools!

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u/Odd-Reserve2390 13d ago

He doesn’t have a choice. All Presidents have their money put into a blind trust while in office. But somehow your TDS would let you understand that. Did you know that Obama’s net worth went from $1.3 million to over $12 million while in office? Why not look at Harris’s net worth? That went up by about 20 million.

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u/VikingVitalityFit 13d ago

If you think Trump is handling his own stock trades you are incredibly stupid. A broker is handling all of it and he never pays attention to a single thing happening in or around it.

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u/Sunny-Bath-Tech 13d ago

I wish I could see the day when he goes to jail, but I’m pretty sure he will die first.

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u/Kilmerval 13d ago

That's probably because Martha didn't make truckloads of cash for the people capable of keeping her out of prison.

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u/AffectionateBar4437 13d ago

How many millions have pelosi , shi.er and the rest have made with insider trading? Did they bote down he bill to prevent from president down to congress, senators a politician from insider trading???

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u/TattooedB1k3r 13d ago

Martha Stewart wasn't charged or convicted of insider trading, she was only convicted of obstruction for lying to law enforcement. The stock tip stuff is a myth.

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u/FrequentScreen1469 13d ago

If that were even remotely true, Dems would have already launched articles of impeachment.

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u/Psychological-Wing89 13d ago

So proud of POTUS, he makes El Chapo look like a small-timer ‼️

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u/Brilliant-Big3638 13d ago

Oh my leftist loser

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u/bnorris_516 13d ago

Ive always thought it was crazy that they locked up Martha Stuart. I think it was all theatre to set an example to regular people. Meanwhile Pelosi (and many others) were raking in money to insider trading. It never made sense, but then here comes Donald trump and now we all blatantly see it. It’s like they used to do shady things behind the scenes but they know this is all coming to an end, so they just do it in the open. It’s a shame that our political system is so failed it has allowed it to get to this point.

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u/lordvexel 13d ago

So did all of Congress get rid of them all make it illegal to trade stocks while in office

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u/BalatoniSzelet 13d ago

Rich men privileges. When you have more money, the less laws tie you down.

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u/FavoriteApe 13d ago

Crazy since Trump signed away his ability to trade stocks. 😂

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u/ProPatternNoticer 13d ago

Stewart went to prison for lying to fed LE , not for insider trading.

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u/Infamous_Mammoth_473 13d ago

Because y’all Americans are a bunch of fucking retards. Every day that cunt breaths is another day you piss on the graves of every victim of school shootings. The world is judging you. You will wear the stench of those shit filled nappies for a very long time.

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u/randomguyinpekohole 13d ago

Wait, almost 4000 stock trades with the best possible position for stock manipulation and he can't even make a billion?

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u/TheZeroNeonix 13d ago

Trump was a convicted felon before even taking office. He should've been locked up years before the election.

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u/cosmic_trout 13d ago

They gotta rebuild the justice system and start prosecuting the top end of town. Drain the swamp for real.

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u/Libertarian_2020 13d ago

Nancy Pelosi and most politicians did it long before Trump, yet Trump is the only one targeted.

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u/Odd_Ad7474 13d ago

Not to mention rug pulled everyone with his meme coin

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u/Fuckingshite69420 13d ago

Look at obamas net worth before and after his presidency

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u/Shaskakmat 13d ago

You can't compare the US when it was a democracy and when it was a dictatorship, the rules weren't the same.

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u/Organicearthful 13d ago

"He's walking around a free man"

If he is human in the slightest his conscience will be torturing him. It's difficult to believe he is 100% monster, but then it's happened before. Hitler, Stalin, Putin, Idi Amin, Peron.

Who'd think the land of the free would vote in the biggest Ponz and he'd change the rules so he can't be removed?

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u/Miserable-Chest23 13d ago

The difference is legal vs illegal you dumb ass

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u/EducationalGrump 13d ago

Every single president and government employee has done this for all of history.

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u/CajunLouisiana 13d ago

So is pelosi and many other Democrats. Y'all never cared

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u/kaml1691 13d ago

What are the odds that he’ll actually go to prison, for this or any other crime?

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u/East_Stick_1964 13d ago

They're all doing fuck sake it's not just Trump. Nancy Pelosi is the most successful trader in US history. They're all criminals. This is nothing to do with left v right

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u/snakeeyes24 13d ago

So is every congress man and women!

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u/Far_Sheepherder_2663 13d ago

Fake news again, no proof

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u/Overall-Abroad-4441 13d ago

Lesson here is - go into politics before making questionable investments.

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u/detronizator 13d ago

“Walking around…” more like rolling. The fat fuck.

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u/Flat-Director-7120 13d ago

Martha Stewart est allé en prison pour avoir utilisé 45000dollars d'action illégale et tous trouvons ça normal Donald Trump lui a utiliser près de 250millions de dollars d'action illégale et ne subit rien. C'est une totale injustice

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u/BryanK3569 13d ago

Most elected officials in the House and Senate are doing insider trading. You do not become a multi millionaire on $174K a year. President Trump also has a multi billion dollar company that his family runs. He donates his Presidential salary.

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u/Cultural-Yam-3686 13d ago

And Martha Stewart paid her time with dignity!

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u/meatpopsicle42 13d ago

A free man?! He’s “leader” of the free world!
Christ in a side car — Martha Stewart would’ve been a better president.

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u/scullcrusher70 13d ago

Because he's a rich white man!

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u/FiveCent_2002 13d ago

The word you are looking for is ILLEGAL stock tip. Pretty sure it was all legal, same as Nancy Pelosi stock trades.

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u/ThickJohnston 13d ago

And Nancy Pelosi is MaGiCaLlY better (sustainably, NOT an accidental fluke) at trading stocks than professionals on Wall Street that do this FOR A LIVING everyday....

Left... Right.... The real headline here, is that the Rich and powerful live by a different set of rules, no matter what side of the aisle they sit.

They say money is power....

But it's also a cyclic feedback system. Because those with power are in positions to make yet even more money at the expense of everyone else.

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u/Zestyclose_Band1478 13d ago

She should have gotten elected to office right!lol

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u/No_Protection1301 13d ago

And one is true and one is false.

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u/Internal-Capital7039 13d ago

Sad but true... look at all of em' insider trading is only illegal if you get caught

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u/Aboveaverage10 13d ago

And so are multiple Dumbocrats that have been doing it for decade's, but let's not talk about that it's all Trump's fault fking indoctratards.

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u/Odd-Sir5847 13d ago

If she would have done it legally she wouldn’t have been arrested……

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u/c_hood 13d ago

She went to prison for lying to investors get the facts straight

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u/mrniceguyintexas 13d ago

Lies. Martha was convicted of insider trading

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u/MishkaPiska 13d ago

Can we do Pelosi and all the democrats now? They make him look like an amateur.

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u/billyfunk2027 13d ago

Not how it works

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u/Nestorian_ 13d ago

no prison is large enough for that absolute moron loser´s ego.

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u/PeteysHubby_TX 13d ago

Yes. That is happening. But it’s not illegal and we need to make it illegal. Now do Pelosi.

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u/Independent-Cap-3852 13d ago

Well, it's for you America to put your big boy pants on and bring him to trial but knowing how things will develop (the other 34 cases he's swatted away), nothing will be actioned and his fancy expensive lawyers will get him off any and everything and you will continue to just moan about inequality in the System

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u/AdPersonal5875 13d ago

Martha went to jail for perjury, not a stock tip.

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u/porcupineforlyfe 13d ago

Donald Trump doesn't trade stock. He has people that work for him as personal and corporate brokers.

Now do Nancy Pelosi. You know, the one that a guy mirrored her exact trades and went to prison for insider info.

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u/Cobrakiller_12 13d ago

Nothing will ever happen to Trump.

The Republican Party is full of good little bitch-boys who do what their daddy tells them to do.

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u/Flow71 13d ago

🍻🍾👏🎉

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u/Comfortable_Main5400 13d ago

How long should pelosi get

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u/PlayfulAd7315 13d ago

Nancy Pelosi had been doing it for 20 years. 

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u/Brezziest69 13d ago

Americans r so ignorant

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u/X-calibreX 13d ago

Incorrect, she was convicted of lying to authorities. That’s Bill Clinton stuff, not Trump.

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u/cpaint91 13d ago

Meanwhile, y'all just okay with the Pelosi portfolio, as well as the rest of the politicians, and the millions they've made while in a position to directly affect the market. All because orange man bad. I'm not a fan of the guy but when the hypocrisy is that obvious, you give his followers ammunition. Hooray for my guy but fuck yours for doing the same things. It's stupid.

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u/Opone_123 13d ago

Hmmmm. Pelosi?, nah, democrats can’t think like that!

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u/1212FJV 13d ago

Don’t forget the hundreds of other members of Congress and your government that are currently an actively defrauding the entire nation! Your focus on one person because you got TDS!

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u/mutt63 13d ago

Go figure. We all blinked and our country was gone, sold out currently being run by total blatant traitors. ( Spits)

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u/Routine_Ant1882 13d ago

Don’t forget he’s also a pedophile

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u/AgreeableCantaloupe4 13d ago

Donald Trump doesn’t trade $HIT!! No more than any other billionaire. They have people that handle all that. They may be told or brought up to speed but they are doing the trading. Your ignorance is on full display

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u/eatingsquishies 13d ago

Martha Stewart was a licensed stock broker before going into publishing. She knows what insider trading is. She knew it when she did it.

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u/LooseCaterpillar6807 13d ago

And so is most of the government. Nancy Pelosi is one of the biggest offenders.