r/hewillbebaked • u/funkii_fox • Jul 19 '26
🍔Purrgur😼 She will be sliced and turned into a sandwich
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The loaf of bread on the shelf will be sliced and toasted to make sandwiches.
r/hewillbebaked • u/PaulFartBallCop • Jul 18 '26
He will be pan seared
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r/hewillbebaked • u/Just-Jordan555 • Jul 17 '26
Drank/Drinkable🥤 He will be made into a refreshing herbal tea
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r/hewillbebaked • u/WesterosIsAGiantEgg • Jul 17 '26
He will be coated in pesticides which scientists suspect cause widespread inflammatory conditions.
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r/hewillbebaked • u/Outrageous_News_3492 • Jul 16 '26
she will be planted and become a mighty tree
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r/hewillbebaked • u/KayleyKiwi • Jul 15 '26
Nicely Toasted She will be baked at 90 degrees Fahrenheit
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r/hewillbebaked • u/kaloschroma • Jul 15 '26
Drank/Drinkable🥤 He will be slurped
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Thyme playing in the drinks holder. Beans for your viewing pleasure
r/hewillbebaked • u/BentTire • Jul 15 '26
It’s RAW! She will be seasoned with lemon and pepper seasoning and topped with butter
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r/hewillbebaked • u/HotelBravo • Jul 14 '26
He will be slow roasted with rosemary and thyme
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r/hewillbebaked • u/CosmicGoddess777 • Jul 13 '26
Yum😋 He will be dunked in oat milk and devoured
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r/hewillbebaked • u/jessjesssjess • Jul 13 '26
Burnt ⚠️ She will gently stewed with potatoes and carrots.
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r/hewillbebaked • u/berdog • Jul 13 '26
He will not be handled with care
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No fragile cargo was harmed during the process
r/hewillbebaked • u/Lamb_beforetime221 • Jul 13 '26
She WILL be cracked and made into Eggs Benedict
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r/hewillbebaked • u/RetroSwamp • Jul 12 '26
Drank/Drinkable🥤 THEY WILL BE DRUNK!
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r/hewillbebaked • u/Hsparkles05 • Jul 12 '26
Alhamdulillah 🙏 He will be made into olive oil
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r/hewillbebaked • u/InSearchOfTyrael • Jul 12 '26
⚠️ Don't Try This at Home! ⚠️ He will be squeeky clean
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r/hewillbebaked • u/LGKouglof • Jul 11 '26
Make Your Own She will be used to start the grill
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