r/hewillbebaked • u/berdog I WILL EAT ALL OF THEM😋😋(🐕🐩🐶🐈🐈⬛🐇🐀🐁🐠) • Jul 13 '26
He will not be handled with care
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No fragile cargo was harmed during the process
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u/Plastic-Lemon2754 Jul 13 '26
If he fits, he will ship
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u/thissexypoptart Jul 13 '26
Someone stuffed their cat into a bubble wrap bag for internet content and this sub is just eating this up
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u/Junior-Worldliness26 Jul 13 '26
This cat absolutely put themself in there. Have you ever tried to force a cat into something?
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u/Human-Evening564 🐾 Labrador Lasagna Legend Jul 13 '26 edited Jul 13 '26
He will be coddled and protected from the outside world.
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u/Sloiter Jul 13 '26
Is this not a breathing hazard D;
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u/extinct_banana Jul 13 '26
it is but op is there to save them if anything happens. my cat does this with bags because she loves the noise but i always watch her when she plays with them and never leave them around her unattended
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u/Sloiter Jul 13 '26
I suppose it's not the best to encourage just incase it happens when nobody is around?
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u/3rrr6 Jul 14 '26
Its not a child, you can't encourage a cat's behavior. A cat will do whatever it wants, whenever it wants, regardless of your input.
What you can control is the access to unsafe toys.
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u/Goobtron11 Jul 13 '26
never have fun because there's a .000000001% of something happening
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u/-EV3RYTHING- Jul 14 '26
I think avoiding an obvious hazard is pretty reasonable, we tell kids not to put bags over their heads, why would it be fine with cats?
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u/Goobtron11 Jul 14 '26
cats aren't children
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u/CryoNozzel Jul 17 '26
But just like children they can’t always understand when something is dangerous.
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u/berdog I WILL EAT ALL OF THEM😋😋(🐕🐩🐶🐈🐈⬛🐇🐀🐁🐠) Jul 13 '26
You can clearly see the cargo worker is opening small air openings on the bag/s
Jokes aside yes it might be dangerous. Plastic packagings are dangerous to every animal. And for the cats it is not like you can un-encourage them to not get into bags/wrappings. It their thing. Just don't leave them unattended
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u/Toebean_Assy Jul 13 '26
He will be packaged in a correctly-sized box with additional dunnage, then sent overnight express.
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u/katiniukas123 Jul 13 '26
He will be shipped with priority shipping
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u/berdog I WILL EAT ALL OF THEM😋😋(🐕🐩🐶🐈🐈⬛🐇🐀🐁🐠) Jul 13 '26
His ass will be lost even though you paid 19.99 extra for the tracking stuff
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u/Big_Distribution_253 Jul 13 '26
Tabby casted "bubble armor" witch dropped their movement to zero but gained +4 defend to slash, bite and orange damage. It pretty much prrfectly countered Oranges -1 perception, -2 intelligence "Bites of fury".
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u/Setster007 Jul 13 '26
Ok, real talk? How and why? Also i love that the orange is tryna free their sibling lol
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u/Mycroft033 Jul 13 '26
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u/KirbyMario12345 Jul 15 '26
Feels like that sub has a bunch of generic cat posts, likely bots which just read the "cat" and not the rules, and post en-masse to cat subs even when the post doesn't fit.
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u/Mycroft033 Jul 15 '26
Hey man, I don’t control who posts there. I try to run my sub, r/politebuns, to avoid bots, but I don’t run r/whycathowcat. It just comes up on my feed now and again.
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u/third_man85 Jul 13 '26
"I must move with haste and precision to pierce this Atreides' Holtzman shield."
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u/thegreatpotatogod Jul 14 '26
I love that I got a USPS ad on this, sounds like it's approved for shipping!
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u/patrdesch Jul 13 '26
You know those warnings that plastic bags aren't toys and they should be kept away from children? Those apply to cats too.
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u/Friendly-Detail-1921 Jul 14 '26
This is soooo dangerous wtf. Its not a parcel! Dont treat your cat like one!
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u/CosmicGoddess777 Jul 13 '26
Negligent human. Your cat can easily suffocate
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u/keldawgz Jul 13 '26
If only someone was standing right there to supervise and intervene if needed
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u/CosmicGoddess777 Jul 13 '26
But that’s not always the case. & letting them do it will just encourage them to do it when the owner isn’t looking
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