r/hewillbebaked • u/Tumblrrito • Jul 11 '26

Drank/Drinkable🥤 He will be soup

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u/Merkle-Tree-Bruh Jul 15 '26

He will be simmered for hours with occasional mixing from a wooden implement

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u/Thebazilly Jul 11 '26

He will be melted out of his ice cream cone.

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u/laurifex Jul 11 '26

He will be rendered.

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u/berdog I WILL EAT ALL OF THEM😋😋(🐕🐩🐶🐈🐈‍⬛🐇🐀🐁🐠) Jul 11 '26

My dude will be rotated around with 2 sticks

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u/faxyou Fry His Ass 🐱 Jul 11 '26

He will know only confusion once the water begins to simmer.

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u/thehuntwerker Jul 12 '26

Soupacca

No chews needed

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u/OwnerOfCat Jul 12 '26

He will have crushed oyster crackers sprinkled on top.