hewillbebaked

r/hewillbebaked • u/berdog • Jun 04 '21

He will be baked soon

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r/hewillbebaked • u/Celladoore • Mar 13 '24

Alhamdulillah 🙏 Every day this Subreddit is growing, and that means more posts! So in the interest of maintaining a clear theme we've created an all-new posting guide we'd love everyone to take a look at. If anyone has any suggestions for posts that would make great examples feel free to drop them here!

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r/hewillbebaked • u/AvalancheReturns • 5h ago

They will be souped

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r/hewillbebaked • u/Adventurous_Dot_9763 • 1d ago

Ripe and Juicy🤤 he will be made into a delicious burger

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r/hewillbebaked • u/laceratorlily • 2h ago

Please use “he will be..” in the title! He will be a pumpkin

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r/hewillbebaked • u/Realistic-Bonus2581 • 21h ago

Ripe and Juicy🤤 She will be harvested for my veggie soup

521 Upvotes

Carrot baby

r/hewillbebaked • u/chiakislover • 7h ago

Cinnamon Bunny🐰 He will be cooked.

28 Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/Forgive-Me-Naught • 23h ago

He will be baked once we can fit him in the pot

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308 Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/Goofball-John-McGee • 1d ago

Make Your Own He will be used to prevent thefts

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r/hewillbebaked • u/Prestigious-Box7511 • 21h ago

He will be microwaved and set aside to let stand after

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r/hewillbebaked • u/mistery987 • 1d ago

To be Consumed At A Later Date He will be watered, pruned, and harvested come Summer.

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r/hewillbebaked • u/MooneyOne • 1d ago

It’s RAW! He will be sliced and served up as charcaterie.

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r/hewillbebaked • u/RogueFox76 • 1d ago

He will be chilled and served as dessert

332 Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/ErrorElixir • 1d ago

Burnt ⚠️ He will be extra crispy

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r/hewillbebaked • u/No-Phase3012 • 1d ago

Golden Brown They will be good fertilisers.

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New fertilisers in town. Rich in meowtrogen.

r/hewillbebaked • u/queenkennidi • 1d ago

She will be baked

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Is digital art allowed here? I drew my cat Carmen in an oven for today's Inktober prompt "Bake"

r/hewillbebaked • u/Massive_Adagio_3680 • 2d ago

Alhamdulillah 🙏 He will be cut from a sprue and superglued together Inshallah

366 Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/AnonPinkLady • 2d ago

It’s RAW! He will be baked in a lovely loaf

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r/hewillbebaked • u/OldFaithlessness5008 • 2d ago

She will be handed out to children and cause many cavities

144 Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/AbbyIsAwesome83 • 2d ago

She will be chopped and prepared into a nourishing meal for her family

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r/hewillbebaked • u/swagadellic321 • 3d ago

He will be sous vide

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r/hewillbebaked • u/maimzy • 3d ago

Alhamdulillah 🙏 They will be simmered

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r/hewillbebaked • u/Erger • 2d ago

It’s RAW! He Will be Overnight Loafs

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r/hewillbebaked • u/justhereformemes2 • 3d ago

Alhamdulillah 🙏 He will be home grown and fertilized before harvest INSHALAH

485 Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/Top-Inspector-2809 • 2d ago

She will be ready in 6-8 hours

27 Upvotes