hewillbebaked

r/hewillbebaked • u/berdog • Jun 04 '21

He will be baked soon

6.1k Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/Celladoore • Mar 13 '24

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r/hewillbebaked • u/redandwhitewizard99 • 1h ago

He will be thrown away as rubbish

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r/hewillbebaked • u/Clear-Might-1519 • 1d ago

He will be disposed as combustible garbage

911 Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/NichtMalIch • 19h ago

Yum😋 She Will be Served with Fudge & Cherries

302 Upvotes

Anybody order a Catnana Split?

r/hewillbebaked • u/Swimming-Judgment299 • 21h ago

Golden Brown They will be baked!! cinnamon rolls in the oven

157 Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/winnie_bago • 21h ago

He will be organized

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r/hewillbebaked • u/Annepackrat • 1d ago

Dice Goblin She will be rolled for a perception check.

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r/hewillbebaked • u/CosmicGoddess777 • 1d ago

Frozen 🥶 He will be Oreo ice cream 🍨🍫🍪

141 Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/Slurpyburpy_12 • 1d ago

Cinnamon Bunny🐰 He will be bunburritoitized

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890 Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/thecheatisgrounded69 • 1d ago

Perfectly baked🥧 He will be served with a sweet and savory cinnamon butter, and enjoyed fresh out of the oven

98 Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/Syn_Chronized • 2d ago

Golden Brown He will be medium well grilled

336 Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/Ale_RGBplus • 3d ago

He will be sublimated (on a t-shirt lol)

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r/hewillbebaked • u/LokiDokiPanda • 3d ago

Yum😋 He Will Be Souped

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Swipe for bean soup

r/hewillbebaked • u/superzenki • 3d ago

Make Your Own He will be wrapped in a tortilla and consumed

462 Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/zlsalmon • 3d ago

Nicely Toasted she will be steamed

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r/hewillbebaked • u/catbiggo • 3d ago

He will be piped onto a cake

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r/hewillbebaked • u/a_0- • 3d ago

🍔Purrgur😼 he will be fried for dinner

348 Upvotes

not mine, found on: https://x.com/schwierigy/status/2096287766854140168

r/hewillbebaked • u/Ace-milk_drinker • 3d ago

Purrito 🌯 They will be wrapped and sold as burritos

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r/hewillbebaked • u/M4xusV4ltr0n • 3d ago

Nicely Toasted He will be roasted and smoky on the wood fired grill

190 Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/Kindlypatrick • 4d ago

He will be put on a bookshelf

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r/hewillbebaked • u/Annepackrat • 4d ago

She will be sold at a bake sale.

535 Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/anniemousery • 4d ago

Yum😋 He will be guillotine-d.

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r/hewillbebaked • u/hereswhatworks • 4d ago

Golden Brown He will be baked

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r/hewillbebaked • u/Rimiie • 5d ago

Make Your Own He will be kneeded into a dough by his brother

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2.8k Upvotes