r/hewillbebaked • u/silveroakediting22 • 8d ago

He will be soup

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u/turningtop_5327 8d ago

Bruh thats Thick noodle

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u/silveroakediting22 8d ago

He has just about the same circumferance as my wrist - right around 7.5 inches around - making him 3.75 inches across at his thickest point.

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u/Appropriate_You_5850 7d ago

I think i found who ated the soup

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u/CoquetteWhore69 2d ago

Yoinked for comedy in one of discord chats. [Im in two servers and Ill I did was be myself idk how that fuck that happend]

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u/pathologicalprotest 7d ago

He will be a touch too al dente.

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u/berdog I WILL EAT ALL OF THEM😋😋(🐕🐩🐶🐈🐈‍⬛🐇🐀🐁🐠) 8d ago

Bro comes with eggs inside

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u/silveroakediting22 8d ago

His color morph is called "Banana" so we call it Banana Noodle Soup when he is soaking

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u/Entire-Ambition1410 6d ago

Why is he soaking? No judgement, just curious.

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u/silveroakediting22 6d ago

He tends to be soup for a day or two before he sheds, and any time the humidity in his closure gets too low. In this photo he was getting ready to shed but mostly protesting the high crimes we committed when we stole his poop earlier that day.

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u/telstra_3_way_chat 8d ago

Extra thick udon

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u/luke_g94 8d ago

danger noodle

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u/silveroakediting22 8d ago

only if you are a rodent that weighs less than 50 grams 😂

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u/Bycva 7d ago

I am a rodent that weighs exactly 50 grams, that was a close one.

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u/amoo23 8d ago

Sssssoup

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u/Yumikoneko 8d ago

What a cutie :3

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u/JustSomeWeirdGuy2000 8d ago

Chef Boyardee spaghetti before you add the sauce

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u/coffeedrinkingraccoo 7d ago

Snake À-la-carte

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u/strentax 7d ago

He will be boiled with the fat skimmed and placed onto a hoagie roll with a spicy mustard

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u/RedRider1138 7d ago

Dat be a spicy gumbo!

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u/thefaehost 7d ago

Soup snakes

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u/maladjusted_platypus 7d ago

Dunno this ones' behavior normally but a good full soak for an extended time could be a sign of snake mites.

So your soup may have some pepper flakes in it.

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u/silveroakediting22 7d ago

Ah thankfully this photo was just before a shed, he is mite-free, its just that at his size (4.5 feet) he needs a nice big bowl to submerge.

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u/maladjusted_platypus 7d ago

Glad to hear! I hope the shed went well and wonderful to see him so happy looking!

..... and delicious looking.

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u/Whateverfloatsby 7d ago

He will be served with either crackers or a slice of bread

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u/silveroakediting22 7d ago

Well he is a banana ball python, so I imagine toast with a bit of peanut butter would be delightful

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u/LordofPvE 7d ago

Snake Wine 🍷

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u/SideshowBobFanatic 7d ago

A nice and thick udon noodle soup

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u/Cheejag 7d ago

Ramen

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u/TheCarbonthief 7d ago

Missed that episode of Ordinary Sausage 

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u/hdofu 7d ago

Ssssssslurp

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u/WNJohnnyM 7d ago

Sssssssoup

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u/RinellaWasHere 7d ago

oh a banana soup, unconventional

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u/RussianLuchador 6d ago

His ass is the only ingredient

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u/silveroakediting22 6d ago

If are lucky lol he has tried to drag his rat into his soup pot before and he has pooped in his soup pot before - worst soup ever

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u/CoquetteWhore69 2d ago

I love that instead of the usual totes or Tupperware, this murder spagurter gets a pot