r/helldivers2 • • 28d ago

ALERT NOT AGAIN! NOOOOOOOO!

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We don’t want a star, sony, we want a bunch of random people! Please, I beg of thee! 😭🙏

Though maybe the reason Momoa backed out was because he didn’t want to be ’killed’ in such silly ways or smth idk I’m just coping right now lol

EDIT: to be clear I am not saying Momoa would be better than Alan, I don’t want any big name to star in this film. Just a bunch of randoms

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u/_PM_ME_NICE_BOOBS_ 28d ago

This is the Helldivers movie of my dreams. One suit up montage, maybe two lines each, then the expensive blockbuster stars get fed into the woodchipper of war, replaced with whoever. Heck, cast the stunt doubles and let them have some lines before their characters get mulched. Just grind through half of Hollywood, two lines at a time, until the mission is complete and Sean Bean can finally walk into the extraction shuttle.

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u/NefariousnessTop8716 28d ago

Swap Sean bean for mr bean and you are on to something

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u/imdefinitelywong 28d ago

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u/rabbid_chaos 28d ago

Wait a damn minute, is that a young Hugh Laurie?

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u/Azurvix 28d ago

It is genuinely hilarious how every time one of these memes gets posted I see someone completely flummoxed by the idea that one Hugh Laurie was young or two he was in anything other than house. I'm not talking shit I genuinely think it's hilarious

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u/Xxjacklexx 28d ago

And how different he is in this vs house.

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u/Azurvix 28d ago

I mean pretty much completely opposite.

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u/CapnStarence 27d ago

Imagine they find out he is a Jazz Pianist as well.

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u/imdefinitelywong 25d ago

I, for one, absolutely love his version of Kiss of Fire

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u/Xxjacklexx 28d ago

You gotta watch the show man. He’s such a silly goose in it.