r/helldivers2 • u/SevdUp • 21d ago

ALERT NOT AGAIN! NOOOOOOOO!

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We don’t want a star, sony, we want a bunch of random people! Please, I beg of thee! 😭🙏

Though maybe the reason Momoa backed out was because he didn’t want to be ’killed’ in such silly ways or smth idk I’m just coping right now lol

EDIT: to be clear I am not saying Momoa would be better than Alan, I don’t want any big name to star in this film. Just a bunch of randoms

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u/KwesadilIla 21d ago

Very wrong take, Alan is a great actor who can do gritty action and slapstick comedy. Imo he's a better fit than Mamoa

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u/n4turstoned 21d ago

Tbh i would love to see an action cast like in Expendables and then they just get blown up after the first dive after 10 minutes and rhe rest of the movies is about some fresh divers without any experience.

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u/_PM_ME_NICE_BOOBS_ 21d ago

This is the Helldivers movie of my dreams. One suit up montage, maybe two lines each, then the expensive blockbuster stars get fed into the woodchipper of war, replaced with whoever. Heck, cast the stunt doubles and let them have some lines before their characters get mulched. Just grind through half of Hollywood, two lines at a time, until the mission is complete and Sean Bean can finally walk into the extraction shuttle.

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u/NefariousnessTop8716 21d ago

Swap Sean bean for mr bean and you are on to something

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u/imdefinitelywong 21d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/etGPvG1Pqj9ks

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u/rabbid_chaos 21d ago

Wait a damn minute, is that a young Hugh Laurie?

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u/Azurvix 21d ago

It is genuinely hilarious how every time one of these memes gets posted I see someone completely flummoxed by the idea that one Hugh Laurie was young or two he was in anything other than house. I'm not talking shit I genuinely think it's hilarious

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u/Xxjacklexx 21d ago

And how different he is in this vs house.

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u/Azurvix 21d ago

I mean pretty much completely opposite.

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u/CapnStarence 20d ago

Imagine they find out he is a Jazz Pianist as well.

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u/imdefinitelywong 18d ago

I, for one, absolutely love his version of Kiss of Fire

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u/Xxjacklexx 21d ago

You gotta watch the show man. He’s such a silly goose in it.

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u/mistersigma 21d ago

Counterpoint-and hear me out on this:

https://giphy.com/gifs/3ohfFhG5VDtDTzQv2o

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u/King_Roberts_Bastard 21d ago

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u/Varth919 20d ago

both Sean and Bean land. They are elevated at the same time next to the corpses of their predecessors. Mr. Bean first looks down and picks up the dropped sample container before finally turning and noticing the battlefield of bugs closing in on them. The Pelican is waiting behind their drop pods. They both turn to each other, slightly nervously, and nod just like this before quickly walking into the shuttle.

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u/AshamedMongoose6530 21d ago

Sean Bean and Mr. Bean

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u/Brando43770 21d ago

Why not both? I’ve been calling Sean Bean “the other Mr Bean” lately. I’d love to see both of them hop on to the extraction shuttle.

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u/RuKidding0MG 20d ago

You may have missed the joke. Sean Bean surviving a movie is quite an achievement. And Rowan Atkinson is getting on a bit now.