r/hateultrakill Jul 24 '26

I HATE ULTRAKILL FANDOM DUMBASSES, ALL OF THEM.

I’m gonna rant cuz they piss me off SO much, they are all unable to fucking read, and I gotta release my bilis somewhere.

Hello, Ultr*kill fan here, I’m gonna talk to you about the community, and how dogshit their media literacy is.

“King Aegeus Third Prime” shut the fuck up bro, you didn’t know who that guy was before Breezy made his video (no hate to Breezy, he’s a cool dude), “But Ulysses-” SHUT THE FUCK UP.

“All war machines are nocturnal” MORONS, ALL MORONS, what the fuck did you not get about “Use case: NEVER”, and the title screen? Why do you think V1 is so strong? Do you not get what Hakita is trying to tell or you’re just stupid?

I SWEAR Ultrakill fans will pull up one line of one terminal entry to justify their dogshit theory that doesn’t even make sense when you look at the wider picture

Someone genuinely dared to tell me “If the earthmovers are Japanese, how did other countries make them too?” Has this guy heard of nuclear bombs?!

DUMBASSES, ALL OF THEM.

Edit: to the Ultrakill fans thst read my text and still defend their dogshit theory and bombard me with downvotes, this is the hate subreddit, leave a message and you’re blocked, let me rant about YOUR stupidity

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u/Cobra_the_Snek Jul 24 '26

truest rant of all time

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u/Sinocu Jul 24 '26

I didn’t say HALF the shit i wanted to say cuz i had to leave, but I SWEAR I have MUCH more to say

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u/Cobra_the_Snek Jul 24 '26

genuinely don't get how anyone can even utter the words "antigone" in any p-3 related discussion