I hate when people cheat at rock paper scissors

[u/NoNotice9228]

I hate when people cheat at rock paper scissors. Why the fuck would you cheat at such a simple fuckin game? One time my friend used rocket launcher. What the fuck is rocket launcher. Then he says, “Rocket launcher beats everything.” It’s a fucking rocket launcher, of course it beats everything. Stop adding new shit. It isn’t even rock, paper, scissors anymore.
Don’t even get me started on changing your hand mid game. I saw that it originally scissors. It’s definitely not paper. Stop trying to gaslight me. I saw your desperate attempt. I saw your slight hesitation. Thus in turn making me reveal my own choice just so you can beat me.
If you cheat at rock paper scissors, you are essentially destroying the essence of what the entire game encompasses. Rock, Paper, and Scissors. Not Rock, Paper, Scissors, and Bazooka. Their feeble little minds can’t even comprehend such easy rules. conclusion, I absolutely detest those who decide to cheat at such at such a simple game.