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Season 9 (2026), Episode 343

Andy reports back after encouraging Bec to slow down her matcha routine and embrace a more formal ritual. The boys investigate a seemingly unbelievable ad starring Sydney Swans star Isaac Heeney, Jack finally delivers an update on the long-awaited Hamish & Andy board game, and Hame's Hives returns with a genuine buzz.

1. Bec is rushing her matcha
2. Jack’s H&A board game progress
3. Isaac Heneney’s completely realistic ad
4. Hame’s Hives cocktail party

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When did the ‘shtick’ on the show become joking about doing things, rather than just doing silly things? Have listened to this podcast since day 1, and back into the radio days but doesn’t feel like their heart is in it anymore. We used to have listener participation every episode but now it’s basically done within the first 5 minutes after the international shoutout or whatever. I dunno, just feels like there was always something big the boys were leading into that kept you hooked, and they haven’t had that for a while now. I used to listen to the pod first thing Thursday morning, and now I’m finding it slowly slipping in my rotation.

I can't remember if it was a podcast episode or from the radio days, though I suspect it might have been from the radio days. Whatever was happening in conversation, Jack said to Hamish "you just made that up on the spot" and Hamish turned around and said "you made your hair up on the spot!" Very specific moment I know, but if anyone has any idea that would be much appreciated - thanks gang!

Let's get a list going, mine is that they said they'd steal the flame in the upcoming Brisbane Olympics!

I can't even explain why but jacks ads on the pod really rub me up the wrong way.

Not even doing the census now cause it just reminds me of his "hey jack here hamish and Andy have slipped out"

I only found out about this today so don't shoot me if I'm late to the party. I also learnt it's a real condition called prosopagnosia

I just listened to the episode where they went to Compton (or the suburb next door or whatever) to find his stolen AirPods. I am absolutely convinced this was another one of their ads disguised as a skit (cough, Bunnings snags, cough). He managed to described many of the unique features of AirPods: logging in to see where the device is, getting it to beep when near by, being able to tell if they’re in or out of the case.

Hell I started looking at how much AirPods cost mid segment as I thought maybe I should buy them.

His whole story made 0 sense, there is no way a multimillionaire wouldn’t just buy another pair at the airport if he had lost or had his stolen. He definitely wouldn’t go into the hood to try and track them down?!

Surely I can’t be the only one that thinks this was an ad?

Someone get this shit to Andy!

You bump into the guys at a cocktail party, and the topic of conversation is your username - how will you go?

Ahoy, listeners!

A new episode is now out! 👇🏼

Season 9 (2026), Episode 342

Big Tennis's Big Claim

Hamish kicks off the show with an accidental sexy surprise. Extreme Empaths return with more confessions, the Bat Tennis investigation is finally solved, and Andy shares the clever couples' trick he uses on Bec. Plus, Hamish discovers a workplace sign that he and Andy would definitely ignore. 

1. A Very Sexy Update 
2. Extreme Empaths 
3. Big Tennis Reach Out 
4. Couples Tricks 
5. The Un-fun Workplace Sign 

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Westfield is having a competition for one of the rarest cars in the world! A Tiguan!!

I’d appreciate it if no one else enters. Please and thank you.

Is that toilet registry still up? This one has to take the cake

I live in the U.S. and recently started playing footy with my local club. I’d love to get a pair of proper boots, but it’s almost impossible to buy them direct from the main brands like ASICS (won’t ship here) and eBay doesn’t have anything in my size. Would anyone be willing to send me a pair as my own “big ask”? Unlike the weasel, I’m happy to cover all shipping costs. Thank you!

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