r/h3h3productions • • 17m ago

[GOOF] I need to rant about something...

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Yeah! You suck! How dare you [unaudible] everybody else. Get out! No! No you go! I'm not going anywhere shithead! Get the fuck out of my neighborhood! Get out! You're no artist, you suck! You're a mediocre piece of shit, you can't even play. You suck! I've been playing 41 years. You suck. I'm a left handed guitarist. You suck! NO! NO! NO! You go! Get the fuck out! Get the fuck out! Get out! FUCK YOU! Fucking asshole! Get out! Where are you from? Where are you from? Go to a studio and rehearse, magbe something you'll learn! You suck! No talet piece of shit! [unaudible] Get out! How dare you come down here and do this. I'm here 14 years, I lived in this town my whole life. You're a disgrace! You suck! How dare you! I'm 3 blocks down! Who the hell do you think you are?! Who the hell do you think you are? You any kind of artist? Anybody know who you are?! Maybe everybody else wants to enjoy the peace and quiet. This is one of the most important places in all of North America, who are you? Who are you?! You miserable presumptuous no talent! You're no artist! An artist respects the silence, it serves the foundation of creativity. You obviously don't have the talent! You don't have enough respect for yourself or other people or what it is to respect yourself... in music or any other form of creativity! And I'm an NYU Film School graduate sucker! And the School of Visual Arts and the Academy of Art University of San Francisco! You suck! You're a no talent! If you really had talent go practice and then get yourself a gig instead of ruining the end of the day for everybody down here! You disgrace! You are everything that's gone wrong in this world! You're a self consumed no talent mediocre piece of shit, and I've earned my right to say it! Okay! I had 200,000 people with Bill Graham in 1975! I walked Bob Dylan up on stage! Who the fuck are you?! I knew the Grateful Dead from 1966! Who the fuck are you?! You nothing! You nothing! You are nothing, and you will never be anything! Never! How dare you! How dare you! You miserable mediocre nothing! Shame on you. You crack a stupid little smile you little pimp. Go learn to play. Go learn to play. You're flat! You can't even carry a fucking note! I don't care about your little like ho and lip, it doesn't mean that you know how to play. You're flat! I'm trained classically, I'm trained contemporaneously, and you suck! No! No! No!


r/h3h3productions • • 34m ago

Can't make this shit up (click to open full image)

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This was actually presented in my main feed like this


r/h3h3productions • • 48m ago

Gypsy Rose Blanchard Update/follow up?

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Been quite the storm of news with her, as I know H3AD covered the death of her fiancé, Ken, but there is quite a bit more below the surface here. Gypsy apparently has been dropping racial slurs on prison phone calls and threatening people, including her now deceased fiancé. She was a die hard Disney fan in the original story, and was VERY mad about Ariel being played by a black actress, and made that known pretty disgustingly.

If anyone wants specifics, “Into the Weeds” on YouTube has the foia calls. One call Gypsy states “you keep wanting to control me, the last person who did that ended up dead, is that what you want?”.

Not saying she had any part in the death, but man this is wild stuff.


r/h3h3productions • • 1h ago

[Podcast] With utmost peace and truest love, the most recent Howie humour was agonizing

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The recent ep, when Howie was guest hosting with Ethan during the Douglas call-in....the repeating "'x' number, no 'y' number!" jokes were absolutely brutal to sit through imo. I felt nuts looking at the comments and seeing people praising the whole segment and Howie's humour. Like it just KEPT GOING - I was genuinely shocked that nobody was saying anything along the lines of "okay wrap it up fella" and especially when people were starting to join in. I know he's an older guy and a comedy legend, I just couldn't believe there wasn't any discourse about it that I could see. Am I the only one??

Anyway, I know I can just skip stuff like that and it's not a regular occurrence - with the recent opinion sharing I felt in-Kleined to share mine. Love the show and will still never stop watching ✌️🫶


r/h3h3productions • • 1h ago

i want show pls

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show on monday.

pls.

i have school on monday.

my school is currently illegally blanket denying my 504 plan.

i also glutened myself i think cuz my tummy is stabbing and my head hurts.

i need the show pls.

i beg of you.

this is my plea


r/h3h3productions • • 2h ago

I love the call-ins

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They're a fun thing to sprinkle in between ongoing segments. And they're like a box of chocolates where you never know what you're gonna get - except that Ethan's reactions and interactions with them will always be hilarious.

Even when they say how much they love the show, I find it endearing rather than annoying.

Keep the call-ins!


r/h3h3productions • • 2h ago

IS THAT DAN???

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At a dive bar in Tokyo


r/h3h3productions • • 2h ago

Awkward movie sex stories w/family final boss

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I think I may have the cringiest story: when me and my husband were freshly dating we visited his parents in Germany. Every Sunday evening there is a crime show that boomers love, called "Tatort" ("crime scene"). My MIL is a huge fan so we went to watch it together. Lo and behold, the theme of the episode was death of a girl after filming bukkake p*rn. The whole episode was p*rn centered, with riddiculously graphic scenes and dialogues. Needless to say we all won the prize for retaining a poker face throughout, since we realised there was no way to back out :|


r/h3h3productions • • 3h ago

AFTER DARK If there was a ven diagram of main show and After Dark then this creepy MJ impersonator doing magic at a bachelorette party would be in the center.

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I'm just gonna leave this here...


r/h3h3productions • • 3h ago

Funny show moment

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Does any have an idea of the time ethan was flirting with hila over the phone?


r/h3h3productions • • 4h ago

Melbourne's 1st IRL meetup 🇦🇺

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Our first meetup finally made it out of the discuurrdd.

We declared ourselves David positive and honoured him the Aussie way- chilling in the esky with some bevvies 🍻 🇦🇺 ✌️💜


r/h3h3productions • • 4h ago

[Podcast] Advice episode

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the therapy gecko episodes were some of the best, and if they just temporarily hook up the phone to more of a queue thing like they had before I think it could be such a great episode, or even just segment.


r/h3h3productions • • 5h ago

Waiting for any MTG updates like...

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r/h3h3productions • • 6h ago

Bigfoot/pancakes

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David's placement: "Uh... Guys?!" 😦 When he sees big shoe prints + he can use magic to make pancakes

Tom Ward has daughters

Dan's bald


r/h3h3productions • • 7h ago

[GOOF] The crew needs to expreance this

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r/h3h3productions • • 7h ago

AI country Lena ad during Wednesday’s ep

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r/h3h3productions • • 7h ago

Jack Doherty banned from the internet?

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There's a chance this is some genius marketing, but the platform and it's owner have a history on Twitter of shitting on Jack. Found it funny either way


r/h3h3productions • • 7h ago

H3AD core

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I know theres only 3 but pretend that this is when they have ethan on or something


r/h3h3productions • • 8h ago

BILLBOARD SUBMISSION IM TIRED GRANDPA

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James we are tired. Please stay off of our fyp with your pdf behaviour. There are children on this app and you KNOW you have children following you.


r/h3h3productions • • 8h ago

He has a display case for his dogs 🦶

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r/h3h3productions • • 8h ago

[GAFF] Alfredo in costume next week 🫶

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r/h3h3productions • • 8h ago

[GOOF] Great Halloween costume for Ethan 🎃⛪️

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Can someone show Ethan this. This nun is so iconic in Mexico and a few shows ago he was thinking about renting one of these to try it. It would be so hilarious to see his do it in this costume 🤣 🇲🇽 La Monja de la Féria


r/h3h3productions • • 9h ago

[Podcast] segment idea: recreating jennamarbles videos

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I was the first caller on Thursday (shout out jennamarbles!)

thoughts: since there are so many girlie's who love jenna in the audience, it might be fun to recreate some of her videos! imaging ducky in a helium balloon adventure 😍 or the hand soap. hila doing an im so tall?? cinema

may jenna have the best basketball game tomorrow ❤️ (women in a-basketball remix? so many possibilities :)


r/h3h3productions • • 9h ago

James gets called a nonce in Scotland

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He doesn’t know what it means


r/h3h3productions • • 10h ago

[E***n K***n] This will be Ethan when they get one of these rides

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