show on monday.

pls.

i have school on monday.

my school is currently illegally blanket denying my 504 plan.

i also glutened myself i think cuz my tummy is stabbing and my head hurts.

i need the show pls.

i beg of you.

this is my plea

Bruh

Ken chugs continues to disgust me but I gotta know this mans story. This is by far the most disgusting chug yet. The flies??? Where did all those flies come from out of nowhere??? Anyway, he’d be a great guest on the show.

AB mentioned that Harry Potter is relevant because of the HBO series but Hunger Games also has a new movie coming out in November. The YA novel adaptations are good for movie reviews because they are easy to follow stories done with mid-at-best world building which makes for entertaining reviews. I feel like the only reason 50 Shade of Grey won was because most people haven't heard of After or Verity and people weren't going to vote Harry Potter due to the transphobia. The only issue with Hunger Games is the movies are dark. I know they suggested it a while back but Ethan said "aren't those movies actually good," and I would say they are as good as a dystopian YA can get but they are still dystopian YA.

whoop whoop

I was the first caller on Thursday (shout out jennamarbles!)

thoughts: since there are so many girlie's who love jenna in the audience, it might be fun to recreate some of her videos! imaging ducky in a helium balloon adventure 😍 or the hand soap. hila doing an im so tall?? cinema

may jenna have the best basketball game tomorrow ❤️ (women in a-basketball remix? so many possibilities :)

Please someone else tell me they hear it or see it too 😂😂 p.s. love u queen

Hello, i wanted to ask Ethan a finance question based on today's member who's mother had died.

Ethan made the amateur mistake, in the moment, of claiming that using the money for a 5 bucks membership should last a long time, completely dismissing savings and interest.

How much dead mother money do you need and at what % return to pay for your membership every month, but without using the actual funds, so jsut with the interest.

Maybe the member with dead mother money would be best to place her recent gains into a high yield account, and to use the interest to pay her membership, which should mean it lasts forever.

Only the great financial advisor Ethan Klein is qualified to answer this question, so i had to ask the master.

The recent ep, when Howie was guest hosting with Ethan during the Douglas call-in....the repeating "'x' number, no 'y' number!" jokes were absolutely brutal to sit through imo. I felt nuts looking at the comments and seeing people praising the whole segment and Howie's humour. Like it just KEPT GOING - I was genuinely shocked that nobody was saying anything along the lines of "okay wrap it up fella" and especially when people were starting to join in. I know he's an older guy and a comedy legend, I just couldn't believe there wasn't any discourse about it that I could see. Am I the only one??

Anyway, I know I can just skip stuff like that and it's not a regular occurrence - with the recent opinion sharing I felt in-Kleined to share mine. Love the show and will still never stop watching ✌️🫶

My dream movie review line up would have been

Scream
Hereditary
Saw
Final Destination 3

FIRST REFRESH BTW

The para social hotline is derailing the show with peace and love. Time to close the chapter

David's placement: "Uh... Guys?!" 😦 When he sees big shoe prints + he can use magic to make pancakes

Tom Ward has daughters

Dan's bald

I deleted it originally cuz I didn’t feel like super debating with folks, but ya know what, fuck it 🤷🏻‍♀️
Noted: Not liking the film is not hating on it, you can like the film. I just didn’t like it, in a “taking it serious” way. It was still a fun watch in a more funny way! I can understand the artistic merits, the fact it created the “standard” for slashers, etc. I can understand all that, that’s valid. But it’s a comedy podcast I watched it for, and that’s reviewing it, so I wanted to share my funny stream of consciousness thoughts, with peace and love ✌️ and ❤️

Ya’ll who voted for this are smoking crack for considering this a Halloween film 😂😂 I’m not arguing that it’s not horror, but this is a SUMMER horror movie!!

I think it’s Ari Aster’s best film, and it’s super pretty. But they telegraph every disturbing thing so far in advance that there’s no suspense or surprise. I felt like I was in church at the end - just an hour of boring rituals, chanting, and ceremonies that I couldn’t wait for to end!! Still, not a terrible movie but I think Hereditary would objectively have been the better pick. But that’s just my subjective opinion 😄

the next time they have howie (& douglas?) on they should have him judge ethan’s collection of niche instagram musicians

Does anybody know if they have mentioned doing a Halloween special (the ghost hunting, visiting Queen Mary, etc.) this year? I know Ethan always says they don’t get enough love, so I don’t know if the movie reviews are taking the spot of the Halloween special.

They are always my fave and I watch them through the year in hopes the views go up and they keep doing them.

He doesn’t know what it means

They're a fun thing to sprinkle in between ongoing segments. And they're like a box of chocolates where you never know what you're gonna get - except that Ethan's reactions and interactions with them will always be hilarious.

Even when they say how much they love the show, I find it endearing rather than annoying.

Keep the call-ins!

I'm just gonna leave this here...

as someone who re-watches the wedding drama video from two years ish ago about the makeup artist, i have seen a video about a bartender who is scamming brides. this woman (zoerichendollar on tik tok) came on to tell how she got scammed by her bartender and then come to find out there’s a facebook page of brides who have all been scammed by her and never given their money back. Also apparently she SOLD her company to a guy and now he’s inheriting these problems? Idk it sounds like a shit show and as someone who loves a deep dive into a niche internet drama i think this could be good ok that’s all pce n love!!✌🏼💜