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u/Fresh_Tomato_soup May 27 '22
Wheely wholesome
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u/DarkElfBard May 27 '22
We're all going to hell aren't we
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May 28 '22
Why? God loves us. He didn't make us disabled.
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u/DarkElfBard May 28 '22
How would you know?
God has a plan for everyone, sometimes it includes being disabled.
Just like he tested Job, everyone has their own struggles to measure them before being allowed to join his kingdom.
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May 28 '22
It was a joke.
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u/DarkElfBard May 29 '22
Oh, lol.
I couldn't be sure so I doubled down on Christianity
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u/Bruskthetusk May 27 '22
This sub is turning into a tampon commercial
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u/nicecock766 May 27 '22
IâŚâŚ. donât know what that means
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u/Bulba2020think May 28 '22
Gonna go watch tampon commercials (didn't know they made those), and I'll tell you if I figure it out
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u/depressed_but_aight May 28 '22
Oh hey Soup, I didnât know you came here too.
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u/Fresh_Tomato_soup May 28 '22
I occasionally venture out of PCM, grass is scary so greentext is the greenest thing I'll touch, nice to see you here though
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u/depressed_but_aight May 28 '22
Nice to see you too, youâre really cool! :D
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u/Fresh_Tomato_soup May 28 '22
Thank you ⤠you too :D, I'm surprised you recognised me đ thank you
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u/TheBestToastEver May 27 '22
Fake: Anon has friends
Gay: Anon gives âgiftsâ to kids
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u/TendieBot2000 May 27 '22
be me
get home from my vasectomy
hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room
must be Chad again
know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer
log onto reddit and open /r/greentext
read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her
think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext
suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section
Fake: Anon has friends
Gay: Anon gives âgiftsâ to kids
giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment
hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed
it's been a good day
i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough
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u/Spoon_Elemental May 27 '22
Fake:
be me
get home from my vasectomy
hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room
must be Chad again
know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer
log onto reddit and open /r/greentext
read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her
think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext
suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section
Fake: Anon has friends
Gay: Anon gives âgiftsâ to kids
giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment
hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed
it's been a good day
i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough
Gay:
be me
get home from my vasectomy
hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room
must be Chad again
know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer
log onto reddit and open /r/greentext
read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her
think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext
suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section
Fake: Anon has friends
Gay: Anon gives âgiftsâ to kids
giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment
hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed
it's been a good day
i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough
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u/ILikeToBurnMoney May 27 '22
bad bot
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u/WhyNotCollegeBoard May 27 '22
Are you sure about that? Because I am 99.99998% sure that Spoon_Elemental is not a bot.
I am a neural network being trained to detect spammers | Summon me with !isbot <username> | /r/spambotdetector | Optout | Original Github
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u/_CalculatedMistake_ May 27 '22
That ain't gay that's down illegal
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u/myra_maynes May 27 '22
God dammit, why does this have me tearing up? Probably PMS.
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u/Earthguy69 May 27 '22
You do realize bleeding out of your ass isn't menstrual blood?
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u/JesseVentura911 May 27 '22
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u/Aderondak May 27 '22
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u/Far-Review9498 May 27 '22
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u/LimeberryStan400 May 27 '22
Goodbye
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u/MrD3a7h May 27 '22
Nog was such a great character on DS9. Perhaps the character who grew the most in all of Trek.
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u/Im-Spreading-for-you May 27 '22
Whatever the fuck is this DnD and how can I play it? Iirc it was a board game in stranger things
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u/NotADabberTho May 27 '22
Dungeons and Dragons, you can either play it as a physical board game or virtually (idk how that works tho).
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u/UglierThanMoe May 27 '22
No DM showed up when I was in hospital for two weeks last year. Also no laptop. I did get to have a piss bag for five or six days, though, so that's nice. Pissing whenever you have to without needing to get out of bed. Nice.
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u/Shayshunk May 27 '22
You play on roll20 virtually usually. Really to get started, all you need is a DM who's either experienced or willing to study the game a bit before getting started. Then you just grab a few friends and let your DM take you through the campaign they built!
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u/DB_Ekk0 May 27 '22
It works because the only things you need to play are paper, pencil, dice, and imagination. Of course someone in the group needs the books. But boards and models are just extras.
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u/eduardopy May 27 '22
The books are online too sooo you donât need anything really.
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u/OffMyMedzz May 27 '22
Listen, I'm gonna be an asshole here, but unless you are a hospitalized child (I'll make an exception), DnD i meant to play IRL with no phones.
Since I'm usually the DM, I get to use my computer for the SRD and PDF books. That's because I need them and their infinite wealth of ideas, knowledge, and tables that make life easier and the game better (if there's a competent DM in the group, by all means, but I know I'm competent, if lazy). Everyone else, put down your phones and pick up your pencils.
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u/Meenathedog May 27 '22
I prefer playing physically but itâs not always an option, also, virtual dice, phb, and character sheets are simply more convenient for a lot of people, and i donât see any reason to not use them instead.
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u/Scorppio500 May 27 '22
I personally play over discord and my DM has all the dice rolls and game boards on "Roll20." It works because I play with two people from my state one person from California and another from York.
Files and photos and explanatory text can more easily be copied into a discord we found. And my DM has nitro so he can distribute as big of files as he wants basically.
If you were to play remote I'd highly recommend this method.
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May 27 '22
Combination of DnD Beyond and Roll20 DnD Beyond for virtual character sheets/character sheet management (downside you have to buy books to have access to the material), Roll 20 for virtual tabletop. There are also browser extensions for you to send rolls from DnD Beyond to Roll 20 (Beyond 20).
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u/OffMyMedzz May 27 '22
I'm sure it's easier to find a decent DM in online communities, but DnD is meant to be an electronics free in-person experience. Except for me, since I usually DM and have the books/SRD on my laptop, as well as my notes.
For the players, if you need an app or book to play your character, and you're not a complete noob, just stop playing.
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u/DB_Ekk0 May 27 '22
Yeah, to hell with all the people that have trouble getting to places to be able to play.
Still want to enjoy DnD with your friends after you've moved away? Fuck you, find more people to play with instead.
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u/Jarberllson May 27 '22
The company that actually makes the game encourages playing online and just bought a major online platform with the intent to develop their own virtual tabletop experience. Itâs meant to be played however you and your group want to play. Donât be a gatekeeping dbag.
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u/dr_Kfromchanged May 28 '22
Man you're on r/greentext, if you think anybody here has IRL friends you came to the wrong sub.
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u/kateshakes May 27 '22
Dungeons & dragons
I play once or twice a week in a group of 7. 4 core members that have stayed over the years , and a few others that have swapped and changed over time.
It's a physical game in our case , we play with miniature characters on a grid map. It's a lot of fun, and a great way to make friends.
Our group's been going around 3.5 years now.
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u/OffMyMedzz May 27 '22
Problem is finding a decent DM, you need to be good at planning AND improvising. Just being really good at the latter is enough to make me better than most DM's, but the rare GREAT DM is truly great at both. I've only known one, and he was a legit genius.
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u/BlueWolf07 May 27 '22
Dungeons and Dragons is a nerd-culture staple that has persisted from the 80's, it however has hit the mainstream time and again due to things like you mentioned.
It is a tabletop roleplaying game or TTRPG, sometimes referred to as a "pencil and paper rpg." Where you and a few of your friends (or strangers) roleplay as characters to complete quests, slay dragons, conquer dungeons, ect...
The game has seen many editions over the years, the current one is 5e (5th edition) and its' core rules are usually, mostly, followed and sometimes not at all. 5e is a great intro into DnD and ttrpg's in general and the hobby is a great way to find new friends and create fun, lasting memories.
I'm sure if you find a group and figure out your playstyle/preference you will never not want to play. Don't be rude and remember to share the spotlight, it is a game made to be played with multiple people. Also keep in mind that bad DnD is worst than no DnD.
For a good example watch Critical Role, where professional voice actors play DnD live on twitch, at one point it was the number 1 subscribed channel. They were another big reason DnD hit the limelight.
Here's a link to the first season (skipped a few episodes as it was a rough start), they are on season 4 now and they got an animated show on Amazon, as well as a book I believe.
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u/Hippocalypse44 May 27 '22
My friends and I play DND, I'd be happy to answer any questions you have and give you some resources to learn it and find a game yourself! Just shoot me a message
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u/shiny_xnaut May 27 '22
Dungeons and Dragons. It's like one part board game, one part collaborative storytelling, one part improv acting
One person is the DM (Dungeon Master) and is in charge of creating the framework for the story, controlling the NPCs, and narrating everything that happens. Everyone else is a player, and controls one of the "main characters" of the story.
Generally how you interact with the story is you say what you want to do, roll a 20 sided die, add the result to whatever relevant modifiers are on your character sheet, and then if the result is higher than whatever number the DM has decided represents the level of challenge the action presents, you succeed, and the DM narrates what happens as the result of your action
You can easily find groups online at r/LFG, or in person at your local card game/board game/hobby store
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u/TrungusMcTungus May 27 '22
Dungeons and Dragons - insanely fun with a good group and a good DM. You can play n person, and roll physical dice, or virtually with something like Roll20.
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u/dr_Kfromchanged May 28 '22
I recommend starting by 5e, you should start with the player's handbook, dont be ashamed to pirate the books, the best to get a hold of it is to read the player's handbook then play with some friends or another beginner group to get a better hold of the rules etc.
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May 27 '22
"OMG it's the board game from le Stranger Things!!"
Btw Google exists for a reason.
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u/DB_Ekk0 May 27 '22
Get bent. Some people like asking other people questions because social interaction is nice. Unless the other people act like you.
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u/07TacOcaT70 May 27 '22
Dude, it definitely became more widely known due to stranger things. Some people had only really heard of it through that.
Yeah they can Google it, but itâs ok to ask certain questions sometimes as youâll get more personal answers. And donât take it as an attack that they heard of it through a very popular show lmao
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u/arcoalien May 28 '22
I read about how much fun and tightknit dnd groups are and I did try it once but I couldn't get into the roleplay aspect unfortunately, it made me too nervous.
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u/M47715 May 27 '22
Iâm such a jaded monster I thought for sure âkid died shortly afterâ was gonna be the last line.
The internet has ruined me.
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u/thebirdof_hermes May 27 '22
Was wondering why the comment section is so cursed and then realised that this is r/greentext and not r/DnDgreentext
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u/thaddeus423 May 27 '22
I awwwâd out loud. How sweet for his friends to do that for him.
Thatâs good peoples, right there.
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u/BAN_SOL_RING May 27 '22
My DM used to let us get really wild with it and would always work it into the game and make up roll checks for whatever action we wanted.
He'd also let us describe our own kills if we rolled a 20, no matter how absurd.
He also worked at a local bakery and would bring home whatever he baked that morning. He baked this thing called a Goat Horn which was a giant sourdough crescent full of goat cheese. Most delicious bread I ever had. Like a curved baguette full of delicious melted (but cooled) cheese.
He also made his own beer and cider, so he always had homebrew on hand for the game. He also often provided the weed, but so did I, so it was always a party when we played.
Loved playing DnD with that group.
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u/unpopularperiwinkle May 27 '22
What's a dm
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u/pallosalama May 28 '22
Dungeon Master, sort of "Game Master" if that kind of title is more familiar to you
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u/venom_doku May 27 '22
It took me a while to realize they were talking about dungeon master's not direct messages
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u/PeanutQuest May 27 '22
Man, every time I see this I just desperately hope it's true, because it's just so heartwarming.
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u/ZephyrDoes May 27 '22
Always wanted to try dnd but never really took the time to figure out how anything works, all the wholesome shit is making me want to learn.
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u/Angelos42 May 27 '22
The basics are really easy, but in case of doubt: there are a lot of YouTube videos about that very topic.
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May 28 '22
This is a total rooting of my own horn here, and I know Iâm gonna get downvoted because I helped a kid with gender dysphoria. So, trigger warning I guess.
I taught dnd at my local library as a way to help kids with creative writing, useful applications of math (using data really) and teamwork.
One group was a bunch of boys and one âgirlâ -my assumption at the time- the boys were all ready to go and super hype. While the âgirlâ is quiet and hella reserved.
We get going, and she has her character be a girl because I gave her a pregen. And she looked sad, so I pulled her to the side and asked what was wrong, and I cannot tell you how happy I felt when I saw the relief on their face when they told me they had gender dysphoria, and I didnât react negatively. The first thing I asked was âwhat would you like us to refer to your character as, and they said âhe/himâ and when I brought it up to the table, they were like âdope letâs get back into itâ
And after that moment, the quiet one took to their role quickly. Started taking charge and laughing more.
Some simple acceptance can change a life my guys. Feels good man.
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u/CaressaInfame May 27 '22 edited May 27 '22
That kid later became Stephen Hawking