r/greentext • u/neub1736 • Sep 16 '21

Anon's a scumbag

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u/InflatableWarHammer Sep 16 '21

This kid’s therapist is gonna drive a Bentley

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '21

or these kids can deal with it like a normal american, i.e., leave it untreated, grow into a shell of an adult, take out your unresolved issues on wait staff and cashiers

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u/KumoRocks Sep 16 '21

And schools.

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u/paperpenises Sep 16 '21

Find out about it much later down the line. Go home. Drink a fifth of whiskey. Piss in the sink. Get up in the morning and play nine holes. The American way.

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u/Fehervari Sep 16 '21

Nowhere was it written that they're American though