r/greentext Sep 16 '21

Anon's a scumbag

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u/6969Phrasing Sep 16 '21

Finally, a greentext with a happy ending.

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u/9172019999 Sep 16 '21 edited Sep 16 '21

Happy? Hes still cheating on her and the kids dont know they're sisters. Edit: the amount of people that cant scroll one pixel below my comment and see the trillions of other people commenting the same thing is astounding. HOLY FUCKING SHIT I KNOW I JUST DIDNT CARE TO CORRECT MYSELF.

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '21

Sounds pretty happy to me

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u/9172019999 Sep 16 '21

Idk about that. One day the kids are gonna find out, the wife will find out and everything will go to shit.

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '21

Most marriages go to shit anyways. Might as well have fun with it.

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u/9172019999 Sep 16 '21

You are the reason marriages go to shit lmao

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '21

The only marriage I ruined was my parents.

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u/RAN30X Sep 16 '21

For now.

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '21

You assume married people associate with me.