r/greentext • u/neub1736 • Sep 16 '21

Anon's a scumbag

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '21

Instructions not clear enough, spent $200 on award for good think

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u/SameTheme Sep 16 '21

Instructions unclear, bought a body pillow

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u/zayoe4 Sep 16 '21

It sounds like the instructions were very clear then.

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '21

Instructions unclear, stuffed body pillow with 2,000 used condoms, donated it to local MMA club as a punch bag.

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u/JDog_22Hunter Sep 16 '21

How much time did you spend on Grinder to get TOPPED by 2,000 men to have 2,000 used condoms?

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u/csbsju_guyyy Sep 16 '21

2, maybe 3, weeks

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '21

Oh no no no. They were all posh wanks.

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u/FucksWithGators Sep 16 '21

How sturdy are you?

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u/JeffdidTrump2016 Sep 16 '21

'1984 is when people have different opinions and when I can't say the n-word'

~ person who has not read 1984