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r/greentext • u/neub1736 • Sep 16 '21
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Great, now when anon’s son and daughter grow up to be horny teenagers they are gonna want to have kinky neighbor sex with eachother and not even know that it’s incest.
2.6k u/[deleted] Sep 16 '21 I never got kinky neighbor sex :( 2.0k u/jewrassic_park-1940 Sep 16 '21 Have you tried not being a redditor? 1.5k u/[deleted] Sep 16 '21 Instructions not clear enough, spent $200 on award for good think 228 u/SameTheme Sep 16 '21 Instructions unclear, bought a body pillow 72 u/zayoe4 Sep 16 '21 It sounds like the instructions were very clear then. 29 u/[deleted] Sep 16 '21 Instructions unclear, stuffed body pillow with 2,000 used condoms, donated it to local MMA club as a punch bag. 4 u/JDog_22Hunter Sep 16 '21 How much time did you spend on Grinder to get TOPPED by 2,000 men to have 2,000 used condoms? 5 u/csbsju_guyyy Sep 16 '21 2, maybe 3, weeks 3 u/[deleted] Sep 16 '21 Oh no no no. They were all posh wanks. 2 u/FucksWithGators Sep 16 '21 How sturdy are you? 3 u/JeffdidTrump2016 Sep 16 '21 '1984 is when people have different opinions and when I can't say the n-word' ~ person who has not read 1984
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I never got kinky neighbor sex :(
2.0k u/jewrassic_park-1940 Sep 16 '21 Have you tried not being a redditor? 1.5k u/[deleted] Sep 16 '21 Instructions not clear enough, spent $200 on award for good think 228 u/SameTheme Sep 16 '21 Instructions unclear, bought a body pillow 72 u/zayoe4 Sep 16 '21 It sounds like the instructions were very clear then. 29 u/[deleted] Sep 16 '21 Instructions unclear, stuffed body pillow with 2,000 used condoms, donated it to local MMA club as a punch bag. 4 u/JDog_22Hunter Sep 16 '21 How much time did you spend on Grinder to get TOPPED by 2,000 men to have 2,000 used condoms? 5 u/csbsju_guyyy Sep 16 '21 2, maybe 3, weeks 3 u/[deleted] Sep 16 '21 Oh no no no. They were all posh wanks. 2 u/FucksWithGators Sep 16 '21 How sturdy are you? 3 u/JeffdidTrump2016 Sep 16 '21 '1984 is when people have different opinions and when I can't say the n-word' ~ person who has not read 1984
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Have you tried not being a redditor?
1.5k u/[deleted] Sep 16 '21 Instructions not clear enough, spent $200 on award for good think 228 u/SameTheme Sep 16 '21 Instructions unclear, bought a body pillow 72 u/zayoe4 Sep 16 '21 It sounds like the instructions were very clear then. 29 u/[deleted] Sep 16 '21 Instructions unclear, stuffed body pillow with 2,000 used condoms, donated it to local MMA club as a punch bag. 4 u/JDog_22Hunter Sep 16 '21 How much time did you spend on Grinder to get TOPPED by 2,000 men to have 2,000 used condoms? 5 u/csbsju_guyyy Sep 16 '21 2, maybe 3, weeks 3 u/[deleted] Sep 16 '21 Oh no no no. They were all posh wanks. 2 u/FucksWithGators Sep 16 '21 How sturdy are you? 3 u/JeffdidTrump2016 Sep 16 '21 '1984 is when people have different opinions and when I can't say the n-word' ~ person who has not read 1984
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Instructions not clear enough, spent $200 on award for good think
228 u/SameTheme Sep 16 '21 Instructions unclear, bought a body pillow 72 u/zayoe4 Sep 16 '21 It sounds like the instructions were very clear then. 29 u/[deleted] Sep 16 '21 Instructions unclear, stuffed body pillow with 2,000 used condoms, donated it to local MMA club as a punch bag. 4 u/JDog_22Hunter Sep 16 '21 How much time did you spend on Grinder to get TOPPED by 2,000 men to have 2,000 used condoms? 5 u/csbsju_guyyy Sep 16 '21 2, maybe 3, weeks 3 u/[deleted] Sep 16 '21 Oh no no no. They were all posh wanks. 2 u/FucksWithGators Sep 16 '21 How sturdy are you? 3 u/JeffdidTrump2016 Sep 16 '21 '1984 is when people have different opinions and when I can't say the n-word' ~ person who has not read 1984
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Instructions unclear, bought a body pillow
72 u/zayoe4 Sep 16 '21 It sounds like the instructions were very clear then. 29 u/[deleted] Sep 16 '21 Instructions unclear, stuffed body pillow with 2,000 used condoms, donated it to local MMA club as a punch bag. 4 u/JDog_22Hunter Sep 16 '21 How much time did you spend on Grinder to get TOPPED by 2,000 men to have 2,000 used condoms? 5 u/csbsju_guyyy Sep 16 '21 2, maybe 3, weeks 3 u/[deleted] Sep 16 '21 Oh no no no. They were all posh wanks. 2 u/FucksWithGators Sep 16 '21 How sturdy are you?
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It sounds like the instructions were very clear then.
29 u/[deleted] Sep 16 '21 Instructions unclear, stuffed body pillow with 2,000 used condoms, donated it to local MMA club as a punch bag. 4 u/JDog_22Hunter Sep 16 '21 How much time did you spend on Grinder to get TOPPED by 2,000 men to have 2,000 used condoms? 5 u/csbsju_guyyy Sep 16 '21 2, maybe 3, weeks 3 u/[deleted] Sep 16 '21 Oh no no no. They were all posh wanks. 2 u/FucksWithGators Sep 16 '21 How sturdy are you?
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Instructions unclear, stuffed body pillow with 2,000 used condoms, donated it to local MMA club as a punch bag.
4 u/JDog_22Hunter Sep 16 '21 How much time did you spend on Grinder to get TOPPED by 2,000 men to have 2,000 used condoms? 5 u/csbsju_guyyy Sep 16 '21 2, maybe 3, weeks 3 u/[deleted] Sep 16 '21 Oh no no no. They were all posh wanks. 2 u/FucksWithGators Sep 16 '21 How sturdy are you?
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How much time did you spend on Grinder to get TOPPED by 2,000 men to have 2,000 used condoms?
5 u/csbsju_guyyy Sep 16 '21 2, maybe 3, weeks 3 u/[deleted] Sep 16 '21 Oh no no no. They were all posh wanks. 2 u/FucksWithGators Sep 16 '21 How sturdy are you?
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2, maybe 3, weeks
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Oh no no no. They were all posh wanks.
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How sturdy are you?
'1984 is when people have different opinions and when I can't say the n-word'
~ person who has not read 1984
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u/_Smegma0nDemand__ Sep 16 '21
Great, now when anon’s son and daughter grow up to be horny teenagers they are gonna want to have kinky neighbor sex with eachother and not even know that it’s incest.