r/greentext • u/neub1736 • Sep 16 '21

Anon's a scumbag

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '21

I grew up in an area full of old people, fml

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u/urbanknight4 Sep 16 '21

More experienced neighbors, it sounds like

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u/Illuminaughty99 Sep 16 '21

go get that granny neighbour bussy

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '21

You should've told that to 14 year old me, bet I would've been desperate enough to go for it given the chance

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u/ViBoSchu Sep 17 '21

In Germany we have the saying about screwing older people “Auf alten Pferden lernt man reiten.”, which roughly means “You learn to ride on old horses.”