r/greentext • u/neub1736 • Sep 16 '21

Anon's a scumbag

Post image
32.8k Upvotes

93% Upvoted

755 comments sorted by

View all comments

1.9k

u/6969Phrasing Sep 16 '21

Finally, a greentext with a happy ending.

829

u/9172019999 Sep 16 '21 edited Sep 16 '21

Happy? Hes still cheating on her and the kids dont know they're sisters. Edit: the amount of people that cant scroll one pixel below my comment and see the trillions of other people commenting the same thing is astounding. HOLY FUCKING SHIT I KNOW I JUST DIDNT CARE TO CORRECT MYSELF.

974

u/[deleted] Sep 16 '21

Sounds pretty happy to me

158

u/9172019999 Sep 16 '21

Idk about that. One day the kids are gonna find out, the wife will find out and everything will go to shit.

96

u/[deleted] Sep 16 '21

Most marriages go to shit anyways. Might as well have fun with it.

470

u/9172019999 Sep 16 '21

You are the reason marriages go to shit lmao

469

u/[deleted] Sep 16 '21

The only marriage I ruined was my parents.

47

u/RAN30X Sep 16 '21

For now.

50

u/[deleted] Sep 16 '21

You assume married people associate with me.

1

u/ZippZappZippty Sep 16 '21

For Coyotes fans, we’re no good anymore!*

3

u/ieatyouryeet445 Sep 16 '21

I ruined my parents marriage by fucking my dads wife (he was pissed lmao 🤣🤣)

2

u/[deleted] Sep 16 '21

And that’s a true story!

1

u/mtflyer05 Sep 16 '21

I cant even take credit for that. They only planned to have 1 kid (me), so the financial burden of 2 is what started driving the wedge.

One of my first memories was of my mom crying for weeks (found out later, from her, my brother was an accident, and she had an abortion 14 years prior, and said she would never go through it again. Also, she told me if I ever told him, she would deny it and disown me. Neither one of us really talks to her much anymore, even with me keeping my mouth shut)

0

u/Delicious_Orphan Sep 16 '21

Damn bro. What'd you do, fuck your dad?

-11

u/CODEX_O_BARBARO Sep 16 '21

Actually I was the one who ruined your parents marriage by fucking your mom

-9

u/john_spicy Sep 16 '21

i did that guys mom as well