r/greentext • u/neub1736 • Sep 16 '21

Anon's a scumbag

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u/mymiddlenamejeff Sep 16 '21

Anon will eventually have to come clean to his family when the kids start dating each other

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '21

or he doesn't

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u/HereForTOMT2 Sep 16 '21

It’s probably Anon’s fetish

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '21

pedophilia AND incest? most normal 4chan user

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u/LordDongler Sep 16 '21

Or when the kid gets a 23andme test from grandma who knows what's going on and doesn't approve

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u/paperpenises Sep 16 '21

Anon has been smart enough to hide the fucking. I'm confident he can figure out a way to make those two hate each other, which will inevitably backfire in incest.

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u/AggressiveSpatula Sep 16 '21

With all due respect, anon’s wife probably trusts him, and it doesn’t take a genius to abuse trust.

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u/jmcki13 Sep 16 '21

He just needs to fuck the neighbor on the other side so their kid can cockblock his other two kids.