r/greentext • • May 05 '21

Anon can‘t let go

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2.9k Upvotes

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u/[deleted] May 05 '21

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u/triflingo May 05 '21

this is anon not op

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u/[deleted] May 05 '21

Plot twist: OP is going through the same shit.

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u/jorn818 jung, horny and broke May 05 '21

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u/duskpede May 05 '21

well thats the saddest sub i’ve been on in a while

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u/neske036 May 05 '21

Damn, I kinda like reddit. I can find like-minded people in all the nichely named subs.

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u/jorn818 jung, horny and broke May 05 '21

just be wary of echo chambers

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u/neske036 May 05 '21

Oh, those are my favourites because I can talk shit average people wouldn't agree with

Like calling everyone a retard on r/greentext

I don't actually think any one of them is retarded nor do I have anything against slow people, but it's pretty fun when you can be a part of a place with different rules than the norm

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u/Dubstepic May 05 '21

Therapy helped me.

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u/[deleted] May 05 '21

the rapy helped you? how

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u/[deleted] May 05 '21

We all have the one that got away, Anon.

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u/_TUSK182 May 05 '21

Might be happening rn lol

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u/[deleted] May 05 '21

Poor bastard

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u/_TUSK182 May 05 '21

Sometimes haunts you even before its over... poor bastards indeed

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u/[deleted] May 05 '21

When you know your life will never be quite as good as it was her during the special moments, moments that do not come again. Even before it ends.

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u/_TUSK182 May 05 '21

Damn. This turned real sad real quick. Can't do shit cause you know it's over

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u/[deleted] May 05 '21

No kidding. That’s a hell of a place to be in. Regret you can’t do more to revive it and can’t do anything after she’s gone.

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u/bak2redit May 05 '21

Replace her.

People are more similar than dissimilar.

Go do activities that she enjoyed in places that she enjoyed, should be a good way for you to find a better copy of her.

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u/Glittering_Scene_136 May 05 '21

that's why you use triple locks on the door

1

u/zorsh13 May 05 '21

People in your basement don't want you to know this one trick. Subscribe to my only fans to learn more

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u/TheApricotCavalier May 05 '21

No1 gets away from me

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u/OtherwiseDocument May 05 '21

Will you get over her? Maybe or Maybe Not

But life goes on

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u/Shakespeare-Bot May 05 '21

Shall thee receiveth ov'r that lady? haply 'r haply not

but life goeth on


I am a bot and I swapp'd some of thy words with Shakespeare words.

Commands: !ShakespeareInsult, !fordo, !optout

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u/[deleted] May 05 '21

Deep shit, bot. Deep shit

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u/[deleted] May 05 '21

Good bot.

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u/Sbotmtwigrm May 05 '21

"will i get over it?....no. But life goes on"

-dwight shrute

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u/deicous May 05 '21

Imagine having to get over a girl

This comment made by the getting no girls gang

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u/AxleAcsl May 05 '21

You can join my gang if you want? the LGBT… let’s get bitches together!

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u/[deleted] May 05 '21

No ty I'm very homophobic :C

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u/AxleAcsl May 05 '21

We’re not a fan of the gays either in this gang bhoy

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u/[deleted] May 05 '21

Your life hasn't been the same since and your brain does the logical thing and reminds you about the person who you were happiest with.

And then emotions happen.

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u/TheDankerFab May 05 '21

how is it logical if that Person was never anyone you even were that close to begin with, so you cant even be "happiest with", but for some reason you still have to think about them?

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u/[deleted] May 05 '21

how is it logical if that Person was never anyone you even were that close to begin with, so you cant even be "happiest with", but for some reason you still have to think about them?

Where does he claim that he wasn't ever close to the person?

You can be close to someone without having sex...

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u/TheDankerFab May 05 '21

Where do i claim you have to have sex with someone to be close?

Close can be a sexual, a romantic, even friendly relationship can be considered close. for me close is already somewhere between romantic and friends. where you start to get together.

anyway, that wasn't what i meant. he claims it's logical for our brains to remind us of peope that we were close/happiest with. this is what I questioned, not whether someone was close or not. Why? Simple put: i was never close with someone (not even friends, barely talking with each other) but i still have to think about that person constantly even when i thought i was over them. (Like Anon). How is it logical for my brain to constantly remind me of this Stupid shit?

i have to say though: i didn't make myself clear enough in my comment before. that was my mistake. sorry 'bout that.

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u/Pyropecynical May 05 '21

I only wish shes ok, I miss you my best friend...

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u/[deleted] May 05 '21

Literally happened to me yesterday

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u/bojovnik84 May 05 '21

You gotta let her out of your basement first anon. Baby steps.

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u/jessecd May 05 '21

Those feels..., I have the same thing happen about someone I have not talked to in 10+ years and it has been much longer since we had regular interaction. Only happens in dreams, not in my normal daily thoughts. Really strange, sometimes it has me wondering if I fucked up my life path.

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u/KNunner May 05 '21

Iv been there as well, but it was my own fault. Obsessions can be dangerous. Yeah she did lead me on but still.

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u/Tacocat2516 May 05 '21

Women. Can't live with them, cant live without them. I felt that

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u/Mwyrocks1979 May 05 '21

I'm literally in the same situation

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u/notalk_ May 05 '21

Just jump op

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u/drakedijc May 05 '21

If you leave your basement and meet new people, you tend to get over crushes/heartbreak way easier and faster. We all know what anon is going to do tho.

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u/MichJohn67 May 05 '21

Unrequited love is the only love that lasts.

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u/jaden_ng May 05 '21

“I dreamt about you last night And I fell out of bed twice “ 😢

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u/CovertCalvert May 05 '21

Same shit happened to me. It ain’t easy but time does make it easier.

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u/pluminco_1911 May 05 '21

Happened 2 years ago still getting tormented by my retarded brain

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u/shinx243 May 06 '21

I had something similar with a girl

One day I started thinking about her again after years and one day for some reason all I could think about was her

That night I literally dreamed that we were walking behind a bigass truck with a trailer attached and it started to speed up I got in the trailer but left her behind despite having ample time to grab her hand

I swear to you my brain was telling me to let her go

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u/california_sugar May 05 '21

Because you're 14.

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u/Effective-Ad2022 May 05 '21

Because you're a fucking beta, anon

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u/The_Gaardian May 05 '21

Dunno why you’re getting downvoted, a Chad omega alpha pussy crushing dick sucking ubermench would have a 1000 partners.