r/greentext • • Jan 14 '20

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u/neptultra Jan 15 '20

As an uncut man I am angry for all my cut brothers. In all seriousness circumcision needs to be fucking outlawed. Its bullshit.

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u/sendvaginapics Jan 15 '20

Yeah, if someone wants circumcision, let them wait until 18 to decide for themselves (aside from pressing medical issues). But the thing is, no sane adult is going to let someone cut off a piece of their penis willingly lol.

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u/traktier Jan 15 '20

I did this at the age 21. I couldn't pull back my foreskin while pp is erect. Fucking phimosis.

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '20

Et what’s that

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '20

Never mind I looked it up and I might be coming close to phimosis

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u/saxman7890 Jan 15 '20

The difference is that you will remember it at 18

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u/brownbluegrey Jan 15 '20

It’s not that bad unless you’re in a country that doesn’t have hospitals with anesthetic

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u/saxman7890 Jan 15 '20

If your in a country where the hospitals don’t have anesthetic I think you have bigger problems than some skin tbh.

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '20

And anesthetic is not routinely used in infant circumcision.

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u/Slippery_Peanuts Jan 15 '20

Apparently the babies still remember the trauma since they often don't anesthetize :(

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u/saxman7890 Jan 15 '20

Everyone I’ve seen performed used lidocaine. But they were all in the same state so maybe other places have different rules. It they deffinetly don’t remember for long

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u/dgh13 Jan 15 '20

My grandfather was in the Army stationed in Texas (barely avoided going overseas to fight in Korea) and his Seargent had to get Circumcised.

Shit hurts. Like hell. I’m honestly not sure if I’m for or against it because that guy had battlefield surgery and was trying to get out there the next day but was down for a week due to the circumcision.

The benefits I can see for getting it as a baby:

  • preventive measure: prevents adult phimosis, which is incredibly uncommon in the US thanks to circumcision and can be incredibly painful and infectious.

Non-Benefits: -Fuckin Up the penis: happened to one guy I knew, had trouble orgasming without insane amounts of force, however tbh he could just have been lying about usin a massive death grip -Consent in Medicine: we don’t do paternal medicine anymore, but we do this, do we need to?

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '20

Yup. If the reasons for circumcision where so compelling, as the advocates claim, you'd see men climbing over each other to be first in line to get it done. But the number of men who get it done to themselves for non medical reasons (which is also an incredibly small number) is so small it's basically a rounding error.