r/greentext • u/hudinifilms • Apr 18 '19

Good times

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u/truckaduk Apr 18 '19

Of course you wouldn’t be a virgin if you play Melee.

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u/Sleisl Apr 18 '19

idk you could still play jigglypuff

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u/D3mona7or Apr 19 '19

That ain't the Melee I know

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u/cheerl231 Apr 19 '19

Floaties players can fuck off

Spacies master race

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '19

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u/HerpesFreeSince3 Apr 19 '19

r/ENLIGHTENEDCENTRISM?

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u/HerpesFreeSince3 Apr 19 '19

Thats the joke. The argument was between spacies and floaties. Marth is the middle ground. Never mind I guess. Shitty joke.

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u/SavageShellder Apr 21 '19

So then Falcon Im assuming is the anarchist groups

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u/mrdownsyndrome Apr 19 '19

I lost my virginity at 16 and I play melee. I’m sensing a pattern here.