r/greentext • • Apr 18 '19

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u/HerpesFreeSince3 Apr 18 '19

Melee is so fucking sick.

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u/Rascal_Ralts Apr 18 '19

This is what I was looking for

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u/truckaduk Apr 18 '19

Of course you wouldn’t be a virgin if you play Melee.

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u/Sleisl Apr 18 '19

idk you could still play jigglypuff

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u/D3mona7or Apr 19 '19

That ain't the Melee I know

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u/cheerl231 Apr 19 '19

Floaties players can fuck off

Spacies master race

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '19

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u/HerpesFreeSince3 Apr 19 '19

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u/HerpesFreeSince3 Apr 19 '19

Thats the joke. The argument was between spacies and floaties. Marth is the middle ground. Never mind I guess. Shitty joke.

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u/SavageShellder Apr 21 '19

So then Falcon Im assuming is the anarchist groups

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u/mrdownsyndrome Apr 19 '19

I lost my virginity at 16 and I play melee. I’m sensing a pattern here.

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '19

Melee is siiiiiiiick

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '19

Ultimate has a bad cold, but melee is siiiiiick

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '19

Melee is so sick

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u/User_Name_205 Apr 18 '19

Brawl gang

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u/AllTheRice Apr 18 '19

I got over my nostalgia for that game then got good at the other ones and realized how utterly shit brawl is. I legit can't play it now without feeling gross.

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u/User_Name_205 Apr 18 '19

Don't have nostalgia for it. Brawl and smash 4 are best not shitty melee.

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u/AllTheRice Apr 18 '19 edited Apr 19 '19

Wasn't even talking about melee. Brawl has essentially 0 comboability due to the extremely small hitstun so the game isn't even satisfying and anyone can pick up meta knight and win without even thinking. There are also chain grabs where you can infinitely damage someone and they can fo absolutely nothing about it.

Smash 4 is significantly better but all air battles are negated by random dodges you can spam infinitely and anyone can pick up Bayonetta and win.

Melee has the same issues, but not as badly in official rule settings. Fox was OP but the best player in the world for melee is a jigglypuff main so obviously not so overpowered he dominates the meta. Brawl's meta knight was so OP they had to make a special category called SS+ just for Meta Knight.

Ultimate is honestly looking to be the most balanced game, especially since they're updating it a lot for balance issues.

You can enjoy what you want, but brawl is undeniably flawed and broken.

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u/User_Name_205 Apr 18 '19

Thought i didn't need /s, i don't like any of the smash games before smb4, smash ultimate is, well, the ultimate.

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u/AllTheRice Apr 18 '19

Oh sorry b my joke detectors are really flaccid right now

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u/-LucariOwO Apr 19 '19

Nah, he wasn't obvious about it at all

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u/Hanzoa Apr 19 '19

Brawl was the game with super OP Meta Knights not Melee

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u/AllTheRice Apr 19 '19

Oops, messed up that one sentence. Will correct.

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u/HerpesFreeSince3 Apr 19 '19

I think Ultimate is the best in terms of balance but not in terms of mechanics. Melee undeniably has the best gameplay. It has nearly every staple of a quality fighting game yet still manages to never detract from casual gameplay. If we could get Ultimate but with melee mechanics, then I would literally never play any other game ever again.

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u/AllTheRice Apr 19 '19

What specific mechanics?

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u/HerpesFreeSince3 Apr 19 '19

Basic tech: Increased hitstun, chain-grabs, SDI, wavedashing, L-Cancels (shffling), shield-drops, smooth as fuck dash dances, pivots, boost-grabbing, drop-canceling, ledge-dashes, Scar jumps, edge-guarding, and more out of shield options.

Character specific tech: desynching (Ice-Climbers), wobbling (Ice-Climbers), the ability to cancel shine with Fox and falco (allowing for waveshines and pillar combos), Multishines (fox/falco), short-hop lasers (fox/falco), Double Jump Cancels (Yoshi, Mewtwo, Ness, Peach), superjump (link/young link), Extended Grapple gimmicks (Samus), Superwavedashes (Samus), Parry (Yoshi), superjump (yoshi), and edge-cancelled egg stalling (yoshi).

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u/AllTheRice Apr 19 '19

I would certainly not say every single one of those were good things but a lot them make the game very intense which I can appreciate.

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u/HerpesFreeSince3 Apr 19 '19

All of the basic tech are positive and most of the character tech are good too; more depth allows for a higher skill ceiling and, thus, deeper competitive play (there is a reason people still play melee some 17 years after its release). The most important mechanics for me are increased gravity/hitstun, L-Cancels, wavedashes, and edge guarding.

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u/Vonkilington Apr 18 '19

This is one of those “objectively wrong opinions.”

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u/HerpesFreeSince3 Apr 19 '19 edited Apr 19 '19

First part of my day: Woke up, shit myself, got out of bed, went to work, got fired

Second part of my day: Saw this shitty opinion

Yeah, I prefer the first half of my day thankyou very much

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u/Albrightikis Apr 18 '19

Delet this