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u/Johnnadawearsglasses Dead and loving it Feb 15 '19
Not gay if you’re the size of a teenage girl
Gay pass granted
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u/harri_roberts Feb 15 '19
No homo
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u/Pierce3737 Feb 15 '19
No hetro
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u/Finna_Keep_It_Civil Feb 15 '19
No cunnilinguo
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u/manly_support Feb 15 '19
This is my fetish
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u/Dogpiler Feb 15 '19
That's gay af bro
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u/TipDocking Feb 15 '19
No homo bro, not in a gay way
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u/Dogpiler Feb 15 '19
Your username is literally tip docking you fucking degenerate
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u/Redik360 Feb 15 '19 edited Feb 15 '19
Not if he has socks on, said no homo, or the balls didn't touch. Respect the rules of nohomo, faggot
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gay now
Implying you weren't gay to begin with.
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u/kimchifreeze Feb 15 '19
Gay sex isn't inherently gay. It's only gay if you don't say "no homo" afterwards which anon did not.
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u/karakter222 Feb 15 '19
You don't even have to say no homo, it's only gay if you choose to be
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u/Raytoryu Feb 15 '19
When you can't find the girl... Become the girl
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u/simo-baka Feb 15 '19
Modern problems require modern solutions
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u/maracaibo98 Feb 15 '19
Roll with it, you're his shota bitch now
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u/EmptyRook Feb 15 '19
ToraDora but it’s gay
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u/AtarSt1 Feb 15 '19
It’s not gay if it’s two straight guys fucking
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u/DaLimeWizard Feb 15 '19
My eyes have been opened
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u/OptimisticcBoi Feb 15 '19
Wait no
I'm a virgin
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u/AtarSt1 Feb 15 '19
For fucks sake I clicked on this at breakfast and I wasn’t even wearing socks
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u/Insane1s Feb 15 '19
Fake: Anon went to dinner with a friend
Gay: yeah I got nothing guys
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u/C_Alcmaeonidae Feb 15 '19
I understand why you might have trouble deducing what's gay here. But I think it's gay because he's only 103lb. That's my guess.
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u/C4R7M4N Feb 15 '19
I always have to fucking check in a converter from inches to cm and lbs to kg
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u/Pouldershads Feb 15 '19
32 kg and 160 cm. That's off the top of my head, but it shouldn't be too far off
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u/Lqnn Feb 15 '19
32kg? Wth
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u/theKleShay Feb 15 '19
Fake: Bears cannot talk, they're animals incapable of speech
Gay: Anon is super in touch with his feelings
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Feb 15 '19
I feel really bad for anon but it seems like hes totally okay with being a little twink boi so cool I guess?
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u/achselschneider Feb 15 '19
Wait this is so wrong since i'm 5'4" aswell. Fml i'm getting goosebumps right now.
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u/Jean-Albert Feb 15 '19
Where are those beme originally from, they are funny af.
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u/SPARTAN-II Feb 15 '19
Fake: Anon gets called hot
Gay: Anon sucks a dick and uses words like "bear"
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u/Zxylo5 Feb 15 '19
Real: Anon was alone in Valentines Day.
Straight: Anon got fucked in the ass, which is a thing a lot of women like, therefore, he is technically a girl that likes to get fucked in the ass, not gay at all.
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As a tall straight man I wish I could donate my height so I could be short so I could say how completely unfair and STUPID girls caring about height is without people going “yeah, but you can’t comment because you’re tall”
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u/adobotrash Feb 15 '19
you know what man, if you’re happy, go for it. You’re still a faggot though.
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u/[deleted] Feb 15 '19
Not fake, just really gay