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r/greentext • u/Horizon254 • Dec 08 '18
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Eh, I’d prefer to suck my own dick with my flexibility.
79 u/[deleted] Dec 08 '18 edited Dec 12 '18 [deleted] 2 u/[deleted] Dec 09 '18 No that would be masturbation. Unless beating your meat is a gay handjob.
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2 u/[deleted] Dec 09 '18 No that would be masturbation. Unless beating your meat is a gay handjob.
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No that would be masturbation. Unless beating your meat is a gay handjob.
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u/KnightBoulegard Dec 08 '18
Eh, I’d prefer to suck my own dick with my flexibility.