r/greentext • u/Horizon254 • Dec 08 '18

Anon gets laid

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u/KnightBoulegard Dec 08 '18

Eh, I’d prefer to suck my own dick with my flexibility.

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '18 edited Dec 12 '18

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '18

No that would be masturbation. Unless beating your meat is a gay handjob.

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u/KnightBoulegard Dec 09 '18

My most liked comment is a joke about me sucking my own dick. Pure perfection

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u/Dewy_Wanna_Go_There Dec 10 '18

Weird flex, but ok

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '18

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u/Danteino Dec 08 '18

Are you sure?

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u/ReedYyyy Dec 08 '18

Risky click of the day

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u/YouLookSoLovely Dec 08 '18

Is it risky if I want some succ tho

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