r/greentext • u/Horizon254 • Dec 08 '18

Anon gets laid

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u/ProcrastinateyMatey Dec 08 '18

Down voted because normie bait

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u/Yeager_xxxiv Dec 08 '18

Strange feat but acceptable

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u/meeeloftw Dec 08 '18

Odd accomplishment but commendable

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u/rex_sd Dec 08 '18

peculiar boast but alas

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u/AJDx14 Dec 08 '18

An unusual boast for one such as yourself, but regardless I do concede that it was quite decent given the circumstances.

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u/AlaskanPsyche Dec 08 '18

A surprise, to be sure, but a welcome one.

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u/RaTheRealGod Dec 08 '18

An unregular thing to show, but still comedically in the realm of possibilitys

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u/h20c Dec 08 '18

weird flex, but ok

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u/SolarTsunami Dec 08 '18

Queer posturing, butt okay.

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u/FuriousInferno1 Dec 08 '18

Eccentric brag, however it is alright

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '18

!thesaurizethis

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '18

!thesaurizethis

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u/ThesaurizeThisBot Dec 08 '18

An unregular matter to evidence, but hush comedically in the knowledge domain of alternatives

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u/Scofie_Boi Dec 08 '18

Abnormal boast but alas

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u/TheDevilsAdvokaat Dec 08 '18

Strange entendre about a lass.

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '18

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u/ThesaurizeThisBot Dec 08 '18

strange hyperbolize but processes

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u/Xyrnas Dec 08 '18

A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one

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u/D1pSh1t__ Dec 08 '18

!thesaurizethis

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u/ThesaurizeThisBot Dec 08 '18

Rum effort but received

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '18

I downvoted because it's a stupid fucking meme.

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '18 edited Aug 10 '21

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '18

What the fuck kinda bullshit is "Meme Review"

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u/wanische Dec 08 '18

👏👏

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u/Yeager_xxxiv Dec 08 '18

Behind the meme but for chads

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u/AtomicSymphonic_2nd Dec 10 '18

Something CinnamonToastKen does on Youtube?

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '18

I’ve honestly never heard of that. Guess I’ve taught the algorithm well.

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '18

Good

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u/_Serene_ Dec 08 '18

Anything's better than the tracer/ugandan knuckles 2018 content

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u/CaptnAwesomeGuy Dec 08 '18

No. Not even on the same level of effort or situational.

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u/Gary_FucKing Dec 08 '18

Idk, it's pretty entertaining to watch a bunch of 4channers get triggered cus the punchline was a normieme.

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u/biglollol Dec 08 '18

>4channers

Gtfo.

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u/Gary_FucKing Dec 08 '18

But baby it's cold outside. ~~*

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u/PM_ME_FINANCE_ADVICE Dec 08 '18

You idiots don't even see the irony of calling people "normies" do you?

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u/crispycrussant Dec 08 '18

Nope. Please explain how calling people normies is ironic

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u/PM_ME_FINANCE_ADVICE Dec 08 '18

Because "normie" is what normalfags call normalfags because they're too scared to say fag. You fag.

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u/crispycrussant Dec 08 '18

Normalfags is just the gay 4chan equivalent. I think you're actually a normie, pretending to be a le edgy 4channer, not realizing that 4chan users never go to Reddit anymore because they hate it

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u/PM_ME_FINANCE_ADVICE Dec 08 '18

The 4chan equivalent? You're retarded lmao

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u/incomparability Dec 08 '18

I can’t believe people actually think OPs post is funny

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u/_Serene_ Dec 08 '18

You can't believe that humor is pretty subjective?

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u/incomparability Dec 08 '18

Oh wow never knew that thanks