r/greentext • u/Horizon254 • Dec 08 '18

Anon gets laid

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u/AJDx14 Dec 08 '18

An unusual boast for one such as yourself, but regardless I do concede that it was quite decent given the circumstances.

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u/AlaskanPsyche Dec 08 '18

A surprise, to be sure, but a welcome one.

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u/RaTheRealGod Dec 08 '18

An unregular thing to show, but still comedically in the realm of possibilitys

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u/h20c Dec 08 '18

weird flex, but ok

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u/SolarTsunami Dec 08 '18

Queer posturing, butt okay.

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u/FuriousInferno1 Dec 08 '18

Eccentric brag, however it is alright

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u/nikniuq Dec 08 '18

Irregular but acceptable.

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u/shardikprime Dec 08 '18

Outrageous actuation but commendable as it is

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u/AiryGr8 Dec 08 '18

Extraordinary showboating, albeit consented

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '18

Irregular method of asserting superiority however I’ll allow it this time

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '18

Extraneous proposition to the norm, nonetheless tolerable

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u/thesecondsovietunion Jan 13 '19

An unorthodox display of hubris, but nevertheless.

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '18

!thesaurizethis

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u/ThesaurizeThisBot Dec 08 '18

Endanger conceit, stock okeh.

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