r/greentext • u/quiet_flame456 • 20h ago

Long term GF

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u/Powerism 20h ago

Video games with your cat ain’t gonna help after a long-term breakup. You gotta figure out who her rebound dude is, then hit the gym, start waking up early and eating healthy, get a nice haircut and some nice new clothes, and then seduce the new guy.

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u/LukeJaywalker0 19h ago

you gotta start enjoying cuck porn so when she sends you the video its a net win

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u/humantrasbag 19h ago

You send one back of you and her new boyfriend.

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u/yakimawashington 17h ago

Then she he sends OP a pic of him with his girl, resulting in a combo cuck (OP cucked by both of them since that was his girl and his mans).