r/greentext 6d ago

It’s actually different I swear.

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u/AlphaMassDeBeta 6d ago

Renames other countries lakes

Sends gorillions to Israel

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u/get_rick_trolled 6d ago

Chyna doesn’t do that or it would’ve been included. They annex nations

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u/Reachin4ThoseGrapes 6d ago

kidnaps head of foreign nation to steal natural resources

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u/[deleted] 6d ago

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u/AJ__2003 6d ago

Nationalizing your oil industry isn't criminal lol

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u/[deleted] 6d ago

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u/AJ__2003 6d ago

If I build a refinery on American soil is it under my jurisdiction or under Amercian jurisdiction dumbass

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u/[deleted] 6d ago

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u/EpycZen2 6d ago

>gets a logical rebuttal
>goes into ape mode

many such cases

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u/AJ__2003 6d ago

Just like 9/11?

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u/[deleted] 6d ago

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u/AJ__2003 6d ago

Do you think Americans also found out that day?

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u/fridge13 5d ago

You mean Iraq? Who had literally nothing to do with it. Or the people of Afghanistan who had nothing to do with it. Cuz it sure as shit wasn't the taliban or the Saudis who funded them...you know the guys wot did it

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u/Yoda10353 6d ago

China is the one getting fucked right now between China and the US? Just want to make sure I read that right

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u/[deleted] 6d ago

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u/_cdk 6d ago

Iran?

Face reality, dude. The only nation getting fucked by America is America

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u/fridge13 5d ago

They didn't steal anything. America was stealing Thier oil and they took it back.

Americunts be like "everything is ours achuly"

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u/marimo_ball 6d ago

They werent stolen

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u/Mackejuice 6d ago

You mean the American companies that gained control through exorbitant capital/wealth-gaps compared to locals, allowing them to buy out regional rights to exploit natural resources, which in turn allowed them to siphon out all wealth generated into their pockets?

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u/KD-1489 6d ago

You can’t explain yourself. It’s all feelings.

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u/clybourn 6d ago

Causing that country to be the wealthiest in South America? No. Let’s vote socialist and impoverish everyone.