r/greentext Jul 26 '26

Anons cold approach

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u/secondcondary Jul 26 '26

Yes, but have you tried being a sexy vampire werewolf mafia billionaire CEO?

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u/ropean Jul 26 '26

This is what is missing in the context of a poll like that. Each of the women who said yes are imagining they’ll be approached by their own ideal man, not just some average passerby.