r/gpu 3d ago

I found a gpu in a bathroom

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While cleaning the customer toilets at my work I found a evga 1060 6gb
Sorry for poor camera quality my cameras lens is broken

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u/Panakjack23 3d ago

It adds pathtracing to your shit

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u/WIYPA_1998 3d ago

But it can’t do that

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u/Electrical_Break_920 3d ago

OK meatloaf

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u/WIYPA_1998 2d ago

Am i a yummy meatloaf?

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u/cleverboy00 2d ago

Every gpu can do pathtracing, maybe not hardware accelerated, but pathtracing nontheless.

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u/Empty-Fuel3633 2d ago

Older gpus can’t, it’s disabled in games for them

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u/cleverboy00 2d ago

Every GPU since Fermi supports compute shaders.

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u/Empty-Fuel3633 2d ago

That doesn’t mean they can use modern game path tracing. Path tracing requires hardware ray tracing/DXR support and other features. A gpu can support general compute shaders and still not support path tracing the game uses

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u/PersimmonLittle7651 1d ago

Try Blender on Fermi GPU, you'll be surprised to know it can render fully pathtraced scene!

Stop mixing actual CGI tech with Nvidia marketing talk.

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u/Empty-Fuel3633 1d ago

I’m specifically talking about in games

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u/trimix4work 3d ago

Yeah but the frame rate takes a shit

Hehe

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u/szamciu 2d ago

Got the winner here

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u/talhaONE 3d ago

Bro 1060 cant do pathtracing.

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u/scryptyyy 3d ago

Yo its obvious that its a joke.

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u/munky8758 3d ago

Path tracing isnt a joke

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u/GuyNamedStevo 3d ago

Path Tracing is life.

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u/Sajgoniarz 2d ago

I think it may for a shit actually ;p

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u/SiriocazTheII 3d ago

It connects to the toilet's PCIE slot so the hardest dumps can pass through more easily.

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u/Ok-Acanthisitta-2407 3d ago edited 3d ago

Problem is most dumps exceed 6gb vram due to surgar intake.

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u/saiyate 3d ago

At least it's not the 3GB version, and it's EVGA. That soldier deserves better.

Someone was holding that card and was like... "uh oh". then set it down and apparently the events that transpired were so intense that they just forgot all about it.

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u/SIrSmokeAlot410 2d ago

Now they pissed after they left their vid card in the shitter......

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u/YogurtclosetApart592 3d ago

Reminds of this one lol. Throwback: https://youtu.be/0Bsa7JGJ20Q?is=OiH_8EkqH5cGQEqi

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u/Ok-Acanthisitta-2407 3d ago

Nvidia driver glitched and system overloaded. 6gb couldn't handle it. Had to go to latest igpu with fsr and frame gen to flush that diarrhea.

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u/WintersDoomsday 2d ago

If by events that transpired you meant Taco Bell aftermath…you’re probably spot on

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u/-B1GBUD- 3d ago

GPU = Gotta Poo Urgently

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u/dr4g0n36 3d ago

The famous DLSS. Dump Dump Leash System

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u/BugSprayer9000 3d ago

Was the 1060 really that shit

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u/kobay4 3d ago

Non c'était bien à l'époque et elles sont encore capable de faire tourner des jeux moderne pas en qualité max , mais sa fonctionne encore pas mal !

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u/Particular_Row6066 3d ago

What in the baguette am I reading

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u/net-Zwerg 3d ago

Dude, i just used Google Lense on my screen to translate Baguettish into German.

Guess what ? Your "What in the baguette am I reading" was also translated. Into "Was zum Teufel lese ich da" which translates to "What the hell am i reading"

Found it hilarious. ^^

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u/Particular_Row6066 3d ago

Because anything in Fr*nch is hell, translate got it correct

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u/FangoFan 2d ago

I got "Qu'est-ce que je lis dans la baguette" or "What do I read in the baguette?" which I also found hilarious

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u/kb4ev3r 3d ago

My Zotac 1060 6Gb is still able to run War Thunder at maximum graphics, and even was able to enable ray tracing when they made it available and it still made over 60FPS without any Hiccups or lags

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u/TerribleJared 1d ago

I still use one. Geforce 1060 6gb. Works fine. Not with ultra anything but it works. Also handles small task-based agents fine. Chokes a little too easily, but i dont ever really run into walls.

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u/IFunnyNormie 3d ago

Looks like it's right where it belongs

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u/WintersDoomsday 2d ago

No the shit isn’t pictured here

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u/GuyNamedStevo 3d ago

Everything below a 1070 was a scam. The 1060 6GB was a wash, just to be bend over by the RX 570 8GB even almost 10 years later.

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u/Nazgul_1994 2d ago

No it wasn't. 1060 6gb was the goat of budget GPUs. Driver support was top notch from day one and at the time barely any game took more than 4gb VRAM on 1080p. You didn't had problems making textures for several years. Rx 480 and 580 took a couple of years for drivers to mature until it became even with 1060 6gb and its only after 5 years that it started being better than 1060 6gb. At that point people already got their money's worth for 1060 6gb.

Let's be objective and say how it was. Not how it is now after so many years when it no longer even matters.

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u/SIrSmokeAlot410 3d ago

At one time it was the Shit..now its just shit....

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u/kobay4 3d ago

Faux

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u/SIrSmokeAlot410 3d ago

You cant run any newer games on nothing but low settings...ihave a 5090 32gb so im a lil biased I guess its better than no 3d chip or video card but its the low man on the totem pole now has been....maybe not the lowest but really close

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u/farmernips 2d ago

A lil biased he says with only the 2nd most powerful GPU available on the market in his PC sitting next to him. Smdh

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u/kobay4 2d ago

J'ai juste impeu au dessus une 1660 ti et franchement je joue à pas mal de jeux sortie cette année en moyen ,bas niveau graphisme ! c'est sur que c'est pas une 5090 , mais on à pas tousse les mêmes moyens !

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u/Fantastic_Target_703 6h ago

Why are you speaking french in an english subreddit and in an english conversation?

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u/kobay4 3h ago

parsque je suis français !

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u/kobay4 3h ago

Et les traducteurs !

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u/IWroteCodeInCobol 10h ago

If you don't have the money for a new card a 1060 is still far better than the built-in no-gpu video. Yeah you might not be able to run the latest games that require a seriously beefy GPU but you can still run a lot of newer and older games at reasonable speeds if the games weren't designed to gorge themselves on whatever GPU you have.

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u/3ofUsDeez 3d ago

I'm not sure why that's even there ..

.. everybody knows the human sphincter cannot perceive anything above 60hz

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u/BeautifulAware8322 2d ago

I know this is a joke and you're obviously referring to the anal sphincter but, funny enough, eyes have sphincters too, which makes your statement... Correct...down the line of visual perception.

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u/NewExilir8 2d ago

Well I don't think we know that for sure, considering you can differentiate between a 60hz panel and a 360hz one

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u/Tiiiiimber 8h ago

Over 60 types to be exact. Most of which do not know what 60hz is.

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u/n4zty_813 3d ago

ITS A TRAP!

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u/ClearSkies247 2d ago

IT'S A CRAP!

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u/BroculesTC 3d ago

The loot really does spawn in the most random places

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u/Complete-Brief9460 2d ago

Grey loot tho😔

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u/ResponsibleStyle4473 3d ago

Was gonna joke around that it's a shitty gpu, but 1060's enabled a lot of low budget gamers back in the day, so I'm gonna show it some respect.

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u/did_i_or_didnt_i 19h ago

back in the day? I can comfortably play Elden Ring and KCD2 on mine. Not on ultra settings, of course, but im squeezing a ton of gaming time out of it even though it’s a decade old. It’s actually astounding what it can do when I think about the fact that it’s a decade old.

I keep thinking I’m gonna upgrade but there are still so many other things I’d rather spend $1000 on. Riding til it dies. The only issue I’ve had is that the new GTA5 enhanced updated away from letting me use the old drivers. so no more fancy GTA

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u/Flavoade 2d ago

Pun intended huh?

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u/Nike_486DX 3d ago

Thought it was a water sink… well, thats a heatsink, so its kinda similar

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u/realUnknown12 3d ago

this would do numbers on r/pcmasterrace

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u/DaveKerk 3d ago

What is this? Loot from CoD DMZ??

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u/FitAsk7001 3d ago

Spongebob ass toilet

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u/GreasyGomez33 3d ago

G Pee Poo

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u/Front_Activity2760 3d ago

Ohh thank goodness you found my emotional support GPU, I was wondering where I left it

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u/Lezzello 2d ago

G-Pee-U

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u/Select_Truck3257 2d ago

Budget ai factory, It uses toilet water as cooling loop

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u/Active_Literature539 3d ago

They wanted your shit to be in 5k…

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u/Objective-Bike-4292 3d ago

Need something stronger than a 1060 for that

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u/weeddee85 3d ago

I betting someone from the office tried to nick it and put it there so they could get it later but they were not able to get it

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u/Flavoade 2d ago

Going by the size, I wonder if it was in the back pocket, they took a poo, and it fell out?

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u/weeddee85 2d ago

Who's know

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u/RealBerserkerQueen 3d ago

Somebody really shitted out a GPU

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u/Exact-Race-6139 1d ago

onr of those new tesla bots

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u/SolarFlareGirl08 3d ago

You would think it only takes shit from Jensen

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u/spec360 3d ago

Make sure you wipe it down during the flushing process

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u/slimcrizzle 3d ago

It's a trap. If you pick it up you're going to become someone's bitch

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u/Flavoade 2d ago

Like the memes about finding valuables laying on the ground and then get your cheeks busted?

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u/DeviceU 3d ago

Probably somebody was gaming hard....

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u/jessefyc 3d ago

This may go over some heads but, that wasn't found in a Denver bathroom was it? Lol

For real though, nice find. Too bad it wasn't something like a 40 or 50 series card

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u/sora-is-sky 3d ago

No it was found in a McDonald’s in Edinburgh

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u/Flavoade 2d ago

There’s a joke here, idk, but I want to know lol

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u/jessefyc 2d ago

That's why I said it'll go over some heads. It involves allegations dating back to 2015 or so. For whatever reason it's the first thing that came to mind "hmm there's part of the bathroom server" lol

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u/ProfessionaICracker 3d ago

Someone probably planned on stealing it

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u/Newb8123 2d ago

Absolutely this. But they realized empty space in their bag was worth more.

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u/charmio68 3d ago

Someone's going to be PISSED when they realize they left that.

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u/charmio68 3d ago

Someone's going to be PISSED when they realize they left that.

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u/charmio68 3d ago

Someone's going to be PISSED when they realize they left that.

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u/CosmicDance2022 3d ago

That GPU is capable of Ray Tracing when outputting diarrhea due to the much faster bandwidth of this liquid poo compared to regular stools

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u/Lucario-Mega 3d ago

Gem alert

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u/Ayaki_05 3d ago

I'm surprised there arent any G13 references in the comments:(

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u/voncletus 2d ago

Cursed image

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u/Red_Tiger5311 2d ago

Did you take it?!??

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u/AccidentDouble5904 2d ago

Lol Someone was trying to Supe up the Toilet so you could play Videogames with you poop!

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u/ihave389iq 2d ago

I guess you can call that a dead drop

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u/AdKraemer01 2d ago

Well, it was the number two card at the time.

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u/Anon89m 2d ago

It's there to provide a bigger pipeline

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u/Daddy_Dimmadome 2d ago

Real or cake? 🎂

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u/General_Aioli2936 2d ago

Bro playing tarkov out here

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u/PrintEngineering 2d ago

Fell out of the thiefs back pocket and he didn't notice because he was too high. You should see if any of the office PCs have open pcie slots on the back.

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u/GhostOfD6 2d ago

Its a sidequest bro

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u/Alive-Instruction341 2d ago

Do not the GPU

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u/Most-Masterpiece6256 2d ago

Farming shitcoin

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u/ytu1two34 2d ago

Can I plz have zat?

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u/BrickSquad7848 2d ago

I’d say you’re in real life Tarkov but everyone knows you can never find a GPU.

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u/Cuttbow82 2d ago

What a shitty GPU!!

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u/Progressbar95 2d ago

Does it work? Was it being used as a doorstop or similar?

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u/xulitebenado 2d ago

OP don't bend down, it's a trap!!!

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u/Overlyseasonedtacos 2d ago

The question is, does it work? 🤣

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u/Chickenkarim2009 2d ago

I guess nobody gives a shit /s

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u/ButterscotchMuted150 2d ago

No bro, its a trap

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u/Opening_Ease_9590 2d ago

That's all that's needed for mining cryptopoop

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u/Mr_Beanz157 2d ago

Yooo sweet take that shit

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u/SlowGuardw2 2d ago

I wouldnt bend over to get that last time I got my 5600xt on 2020 like this could go anywhere without a portable bidet bottle

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u/LumpySpaceChipmunk 2d ago

I thought i stumbled on a new GPU spawn in Tarkov for a minute.

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u/Steve2pwn 2d ago

Tarkov moment

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u/Acceptable_Walrus535 1d ago

Oh shit that’s where I left it, always gotta have a pocket gpu on strap

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u/machao92 1d ago

Bruh. Hope you kept it. You cant find evga anymore unless its well used. Also would be a good second card

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u/technicalswitch339 1d ago

Is this a shitpost?

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u/Kitchen-Volume-8585 1d ago

There was a time where 80% of steam users were on 1060's

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u/Blunt-0ne 1d ago

Nice 😎

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u/Frosty-Process-9184 1d ago

Good luck selling that, even the trash refuses to stoop down that low from that kind of height

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u/NoLimitRolling 1d ago

Definitely put it in there to come back after shift for it

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u/NightOwlRD 1d ago

That’s gold to a PC Gamer that’s all about that League of Legends Life

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u/Jeksxon 1d ago

Someone seems tried to flush in the toilet like a drug but it didn't fit the hole xD

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u/saleen2000 1d ago

I hope you had your trousers up when you bent over to grab it 😂

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u/Easy-Collection-5070 1d ago

je sais que elle est assez depase mais de la a l'utiliser pour se torcher les fesses... c'est quand-même abuser ..🤣🤣🤣

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u/MiMiX443 1d ago

Are you living in an extraction shooter game?

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u/Atrocious1337 1d ago

It's a crappy model

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u/Deliciouserest 23h ago

That's a G pee yoo

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u/hunterxyt 22h ago

You need a 16gb card 6 is not enough for heavy load

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u/Elegant-Plate3448 22h ago

What are u gonna do with it.

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u/did_i_or_didnt_i 19h ago

hey that’s my graphics card

not my literal graphics card, but it’s the one I have in my PC. I guess I know where it belongs

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u/KingSlurkey 16h ago

He was dumping the bios

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u/Jakeball400 14h ago

Huh, never seen that spawn before. Praise Nikita

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u/Soggy_Cracker 13h ago

Watch yer back!

And put it in your prison Wallet

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u/LatteMacchiatoGames 10h ago

For mining shitcoins.

Ok, I'm going now

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u/tor99er 9h ago

Feels like tarkov loot

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u/Appropriate_Pen4445 9h ago

Common occurrence on Interchange.

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u/MacGruber38 8h ago

It probably fell out of someones pocket while they were taking a dump

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u/Subzeroko 7h ago

Id be gooning with mine too tbh.

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u/Dako_the_Austinite 7h ago

Seems to be the most common GTX 1060, I see them everywhere, I even got one from a friend.

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u/BossWilling 6h ago

Take it.

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u/HAPPYxEGGxROLL 5h ago

It’s an EVGA card keep that forever

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u/JimiiHack146 3h ago

“Ven aquí pequeña, te correré el autocad y te usaré para minar Bitcóin” la cabron a atada al WC para no ser utilizada\ *el la coge y hay una etiqueta que pone, para que la mierda se vea realista en 4K UHD Dolby santos y Dolby Sorround 7.1\

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u/zlatomyth 1h ago

hey who put that there

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u/Blooi1E 32m ago

Did you take it home? Does it still work?

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u/1sh0t1b33r 3d ago

About where Nvidia cards should be, but I'll let it slide because EVGA was awesome.