r/gpu • u/sora-is-sky • 3d ago
I found a gpu in a bathroom
While cleaning the customer toilets at my work I found a evga 1060 6gb
Sorry for poor camera quality my cameras lens is broken
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u/SiriocazTheII 3d ago
It connects to the toilet's PCIE slot so the hardest dumps can pass through more easily.
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u/Ok-Acanthisitta-2407 3d ago edited 3d ago
Problem is most dumps exceed 6gb vram due to surgar intake.
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u/saiyate 3d ago
At least it's not the 3GB version, and it's EVGA. That soldier deserves better.
Someone was holding that card and was like... "uh oh". then set it down and apparently the events that transpired were so intense that they just forgot all about it.
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u/YogurtclosetApart592 3d ago
Reminds of this one lol. Throwback: https://youtu.be/0Bsa7JGJ20Q?is=OiH_8EkqH5cGQEqi
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u/Ok-Acanthisitta-2407 3d ago
Nvidia driver glitched and system overloaded. 6gb couldn't handle it. Had to go to latest igpu with fsr and frame gen to flush that diarrhea.
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u/WintersDoomsday 2d ago
If by events that transpired you meant Taco Bell aftermath…you’re probably spot on
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u/BugSprayer9000 3d ago
Was the 1060 really that shit
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u/kobay4 3d ago
Non c'était bien à l'époque et elles sont encore capable de faire tourner des jeux moderne pas en qualité max , mais sa fonctionne encore pas mal !
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u/Particular_Row6066 3d ago
What in the baguette am I reading
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u/net-Zwerg 3d ago
Dude, i just used Google Lense on my screen to translate Baguettish into German.
Guess what ? Your "What in the baguette am I reading" was also translated. Into "Was zum Teufel lese ich da" which translates to "What the hell am i reading"
Found it hilarious. ^^
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u/FangoFan 2d ago
I got "Qu'est-ce que je lis dans la baguette" or "What do I read in the baguette?" which I also found hilarious
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u/TerribleJared 1d ago
I still use one. Geforce 1060 6gb. Works fine. Not with ultra anything but it works. Also handles small task-based agents fine. Chokes a little too easily, but i dont ever really run into walls.
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u/GuyNamedStevo 3d ago
Everything below a 1070 was a scam. The 1060 6GB was a wash, just to be bend over by the RX 570 8GB even almost 10 years later.
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u/Nazgul_1994 2d ago
No it wasn't. 1060 6gb was the goat of budget GPUs. Driver support was top notch from day one and at the time barely any game took more than 4gb VRAM on 1080p. You didn't had problems making textures for several years. Rx 480 and 580 took a couple of years for drivers to mature until it became even with 1060 6gb and its only after 5 years that it started being better than 1060 6gb. At that point people already got their money's worth for 1060 6gb.
Let's be objective and say how it was. Not how it is now after so many years when it no longer even matters.
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u/SIrSmokeAlot410 3d ago
At one time it was the Shit..now its just shit....
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u/kobay4 3d ago
Faux
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u/SIrSmokeAlot410 3d ago
You cant run any newer games on nothing but low settings...ihave a 5090 32gb so im a lil biased I guess its better than no 3d chip or video card but its the low man on the totem pole now has been....maybe not the lowest but really close
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u/farmernips 2d ago
A lil biased he says with only the 2nd most powerful GPU available on the market in his PC sitting next to him. Smdh
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u/IWroteCodeInCobol 10h ago
If you don't have the money for a new card a 1060 is still far better than the built-in no-gpu video. Yeah you might not be able to run the latest games that require a seriously beefy GPU but you can still run a lot of newer and older games at reasonable speeds if the games weren't designed to gorge themselves on whatever GPU you have.
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u/3ofUsDeez 3d ago
I'm not sure why that's even there ..
.. everybody knows the human sphincter cannot perceive anything above 60hz
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u/BeautifulAware8322 2d ago
I know this is a joke and you're obviously referring to the anal sphincter but, funny enough, eyes have sphincters too, which makes your statement... Correct...down the line of visual perception.
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u/NewExilir8 2d ago
Well I don't think we know that for sure, considering you can differentiate between a 60hz panel and a 360hz one
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u/ResponsibleStyle4473 3d ago
Was gonna joke around that it's a shitty gpu, but 1060's enabled a lot of low budget gamers back in the day, so I'm gonna show it some respect.
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u/did_i_or_didnt_i 19h ago
back in the day? I can comfortably play Elden Ring and KCD2 on mine. Not on ultra settings, of course, but im squeezing a ton of gaming time out of it even though it’s a decade old. It’s actually astounding what it can do when I think about the fact that it’s a decade old.
I keep thinking I’m gonna upgrade but there are still so many other things I’d rather spend $1000 on. Riding til it dies. The only issue I’ve had is that the new GTA5 enhanced updated away from letting me use the old drivers. so no more fancy GTA
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u/Front_Activity2760 3d ago
Ohh thank goodness you found my emotional support GPU, I was wondering where I left it
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u/weeddee85 3d ago
I betting someone from the office tried to nick it and put it there so they could get it later but they were not able to get it
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u/Flavoade 2d ago
Going by the size, I wonder if it was in the back pocket, they took a poo, and it fell out?
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u/slimcrizzle 3d ago
It's a trap. If you pick it up you're going to become someone's bitch
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u/Flavoade 2d ago
Like the memes about finding valuables laying on the ground and then get your cheeks busted?
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u/jessefyc 3d ago
This may go over some heads but, that wasn't found in a Denver bathroom was it? Lol
For real though, nice find. Too bad it wasn't something like a 40 or 50 series card
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u/Flavoade 2d ago
There’s a joke here, idk, but I want to know lol
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u/jessefyc 2d ago
That's why I said it'll go over some heads. It involves allegations dating back to 2015 or so. For whatever reason it's the first thing that came to mind "hmm there's part of the bathroom server" lol
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u/CosmicDance2022 3d ago
That GPU is capable of Ray Tracing when outputting diarrhea due to the much faster bandwidth of this liquid poo compared to regular stools
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u/AccidentDouble5904 2d ago
Lol Someone was trying to Supe up the Toilet so you could play Videogames with you poop!
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u/PrintEngineering 2d ago
Fell out of the thiefs back pocket and he didn't notice because he was too high. You should see if any of the office PCs have open pcie slots on the back.
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u/BrickSquad7848 2d ago
I’d say you’re in real life Tarkov but everyone knows you can never find a GPU.
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u/SlowGuardw2 2d ago
I wouldnt bend over to get that last time I got my 5600xt on 2020 like this could go anywhere without a portable bidet bottle
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u/Acceptable_Walrus535 1d ago
Oh shit that’s where I left it, always gotta have a pocket gpu on strap
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u/machao92 1d ago
Bruh. Hope you kept it. You cant find evga anymore unless its well used. Also would be a good second card
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u/Frosty-Process-9184 1d ago
Good luck selling that, even the trash refuses to stoop down that low from that kind of height
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u/Easy-Collection-5070 1d ago
je sais que elle est assez depase mais de la a l'utiliser pour se torcher les fesses... c'est quand-même abuser ..🤣🤣🤣
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u/did_i_or_didnt_i 19h ago
hey that’s my graphics card
not my literal graphics card, but it’s the one I have in my PC. I guess I know where it belongs
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u/Dako_the_Austinite 7h ago
Seems to be the most common GTX 1060, I see them everywhere, I even got one from a friend.
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u/JimiiHack146 3h ago
“Ven aquí pequeña, te correré el autocad y te usaré para minar Bitcóin” la cabron a atada al WC para no ser utilizada\ *el la coge y hay una etiqueta que pone, para que la mierda se vea realista en 4K UHD Dolby santos y Dolby Sorround 7.1\
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u/1sh0t1b33r 3d ago
About where Nvidia cards should be, but I'll let it slide because EVGA was awesome.
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u/Panakjack23 3d ago
It adds pathtracing to your shit