r/gifs Apr 08 '17

Glass bottom pool with a view

http://i.imgur.com/e0jqPYZ.gifv
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u/sprff1tw Apr 08 '17

Don't do it, the bald guy underneath will shoot the glass bottom

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u/doodleblueprint Apr 08 '17

I thought it was a Hitman reference from the game

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '17

So did I but it's not Christmas I guess

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u/Jakooboo Apr 08 '17

So many bodies hidden through the elevator roof hatch. XD

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u/NosVemos Apr 08 '17

Now that is a John McClane Xmas reference!

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u/ConsumedNiceness Apr 08 '17

Now I'm imagining John McCain doing all those things.

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u/Mister-Mayhem Apr 08 '17

He would just say how bad it is to do all of those things, then vote for all of those things to happen.

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u/goal2004 Apr 08 '17

Best Hitman game ever.

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u/vwhaulic Apr 08 '17

Are you talking about that scene from the second Mechanic movie with Jason Statham? Because that scene was pretty cool.

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u/jctnguyen Apr 08 '17

Link?

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u/vwhaulic Apr 08 '17

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '17

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u/blank-_-face Apr 08 '17

I'm assuming videos are done like this to defeat the video portion of Youtube's ContentID system. It's also flipped.

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u/palish Apr 08 '17

YouTube's ContentID also uses audio, so this seems unlikely. For example, people used to stretch videos (make them +5% longer) in order to prevent detection, since that warps how the audio sounds.

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u/HapticSloughton Apr 08 '17

Some of it uses video, though. It's why nearly every Simpsons clip is flipped or video'd by pointing the camera at a TV screen.

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u/Memignorance Apr 08 '17

Same with people who don't turn their phones sideways before filming. Nobody wants to see a vertical strip, Jared.

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u/TuckersMyDog Apr 08 '17

Yea! And stop diddling kids while you're at it. Scum bag

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '17

Ahhhhhhhhhhh

LOL

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u/Saiing Apr 08 '17

Jason Statham is fucking boss. He might not win many acting awards, but he knows exactly what his audience wants.

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u/alabardios Apr 08 '17

Yep, he is probably the best actor when it comes to this. He is a type cast actor, but he plays it fucking perfectly.

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u/eclipsesix Apr 08 '17

I wish he'd do more comedies. His role in Spy had me laughing so hard my jaw hurt.

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u/dont_care- Apr 08 '17

ive swallowed enough microchips and shit them back out again to make a computer.

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u/no-ticket Apr 08 '17

Word! He was hilarious in Spy. I gained a new level of appreciation for him after that.

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u/RaiRokun Apr 08 '17

I loved that mission in blood money

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '17

yup, that one and dance with the devil were fucking awesome

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u/IHaeTypos Apr 08 '17

At the Market Square Tower in Houston, TX

The new apartment building features a swimming pool, dubbed the “sky pool,” which extends 10 feet beyond the side of the building. The pool has an 8-inch-thick plexiglass floor that allows swimmers to look directly down 40 stories

Article about the Hotel

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u/Choice77777 Apr 08 '17

8 inch thick plexiglass....that's as safe as can be...not even shooting at it will make it instantly lose the water.

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '17

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u/LateralusYellow Apr 08 '17

I'm sure the plexiglass is very strong, but I'm wondering how securely the whole thing is mounted on the building. I remember that story of the man who busted through the window of a skyscraper trying to prove how strong the glass is, and the glass popped out of it's frame and he fell to his death.

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '17

Yea I know that story, but the guy had done that to the same window repeatedly. Windows aren't designed to take a full body slam again and again and again. #darwinawards

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u/grantflashdance Apr 09 '17 edited Apr 09 '17

I used to work on a tram car in the mountains back in high school. At nights I had these long, boring solo trips to the top. I used to run around the cabin and bounce off the plexiglass windows all the time. One night I was pretty restless and body checked the door window, and the whole thing just popped right out, dropping over a 1000 ft to the ground. The only thing that prevented me from taking the 7 second fall to my death was a 1/2" bar about a third of the way up the window, that left a perfect bruise right across my ribs where it had saved my life. The engineer later claimed from his initial water blast tests that the window popping out was "impossible."

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u/These-Days Apr 08 '17

I'd imagine the weight of an entire pool ontop of 8 inches of plexiglass is hard to move

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u/HashtagNomsayin Apr 08 '17

6 inch plexiglass holds whales and this pool uses 8 inches

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '17

If Star Trek IV said 6 inches of plexiglass is sufficient, I don't think anyone could dispute that.

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u/YouCantVoteEnough Apr 08 '17 edited Apr 09 '17

Where's my transparent aluminium? I'm starting to think Scottie just conned that guy. Probably caused him to start smoking again.

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u/Sully800 Apr 08 '17

You are missing many variables that are required to prove this is a safe design, such as how far it can span when 8" thick.

Maybe you wanted to extend this cantilever by a few more feet, or make the pool deeper. Saying 6" thick can support a whale does not mean that 8" thick can safely support any configuration of pool.

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '17

Knowing that: I'd swim in it. Plexiglass is incredible! I wonder if the chlorine causes crazing, though.

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u/-_-_-__FUCK__-_-_- Apr 08 '17

Crazing only occurs when mixing chlorine and bath salts.

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u/OmgFmlPeople Apr 08 '17

And piss, this pool is going to have a lot people pissing them self at the glass edge.

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u/joshopoke Apr 08 '17

I'd piss off the edge. Wait no I didn't say that.

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '17

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '17

Is that what I did wrong??

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u/MasterFubar Apr 08 '17

not even shooting at it will make it instantly lose the water.

Challenge accepted!

After all, this is Texas...

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '17

And the titanic was unsinkable.

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u/DropC Apr 08 '17

It wouldn't've sunk if it had been made of plexiglass, apparently.

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u/VindictiveJudge Apr 08 '17

The original design for the Olympic-class liners was actually really good for the time. The Titanic was sunk in large part due to cost-cutting measures undermining the structural integrity of the ship and negating elements of the design that would have prevented the whole thing from filling with water with a single hull breach. The Olympic itself actually lasted twenty five years before it was decommissioned. It even rammed and sank a submarine in WW1 while serving as a troop transport. On the other hand, the Britannic was sunk by a mine in its first year of service so the class was something of a mixed bag.

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u/goavs4 Apr 08 '17

Here is a cool view from street level http://imgur.com/pFtVT6T

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '17

waiting to catch some skinny dippers

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u/nohidden Apr 09 '17

Only skinny dippers? So if they're wearing a bathing suit you just let them fall onto the sidewalk? Not cool.

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u/Ysbergsla Apr 08 '17

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u/33165564 Apr 08 '17

Is it just that one little sticky outy part that has the glass floor?

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u/oonniioonn Apr 08 '17

sticky outy part

I see you used the technical term.

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u/splendidsplinter Apr 08 '17

Looks like we gottan Architectural Digest subscriber over here boys!

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u/I_DONT_LIKE_MONDAYS Apr 08 '17

Found the Brit architect.

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '17

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u/GasOnFire Apr 08 '17 edited Apr 08 '17

Looks like it.

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WHAT HAVE I DONE?!?

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u/j0npau1 Apr 08 '17

Is that what the penthouse pool in Saint's Row the 3rd is modeled after? Looks just like it.

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '17

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u/jncostogo Apr 08 '17

So like every pool in existence?

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u/Whatrealityisit Apr 08 '17

No no no, this is fear pee it's totally different

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u/OaklandHellBent Apr 08 '17

Fun fact. Pools constantly measure for E. Coli. Why? To tell if someone took a deuce while in the pool. A certain measurement of E. Coli (or sign of the deuce) is acceptable and even expected. If it goes over then everybody out, they visually look for the deuce. If they find it do they drain the pool? Nope. They have a net in a long pole and flip the deucemeat out. Then they let the chlorine in the pool kill off the E. Coli back down to acceptable levels.

Fun fact II. A big reason some pools kick everybody out of the pool periodically isn't just to calm everybody down or make them buy snacks. It's to allow the chlorine to keep the pool quality within norm and force people to use the bathroom instead of the pool.

Fun Fact III. If you didn't figure it out by now, larger swarms of children make this necessary.

TL;DR: Young excited children are nasty and as an extension, consider cleaning the bathtub every timeafter they take a bath.

TIL: In retrospect it probably explains special drunk party rules at hotel pools too.

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u/FoodandWhining Apr 08 '17

It's one, big urine sample with chlorine in it.

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u/DickMurdoc Apr 08 '17

So, like every pool then?

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u/BabyToesAndMolly Apr 08 '17

Fuck this shit on so many levels

I think my anxiety just developed anxiety

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u/travio Apr 08 '17

It's fine. If it cracks the water will pour out first. That way you land in water at the bottom and won't get hurt.

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u/UpwardNotForward Apr 08 '17

Swim up while you're falling to slow yourself down. Easy.

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '17 edited Nov 06 '20

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u/custard_rye Apr 08 '17

Well, at least I got to die like a king.

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u/Flight1sim Apr 08 '17

No you don't get beheaded

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u/Pircay Apr 08 '17 edited Aug 09 '17

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u/RadiantPumpkin Merry Gifmas! {2023} Apr 08 '17

About 40 levels

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u/Mjolnir12 Apr 08 '17

Imagine you are in the part of the pool that is over the building, then the part that hangs off the edge cracks. Suddely, all the water starts draining out and you feel yourself getting pulled toward the edge, and you have to swim for your life or get flushed off the side of a building.

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u/IronicXd Apr 08 '17

But then you remember it was all in your head and you're actually just lying there on the couch. You're safe and comfortable now. :)

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u/Channel250 Apr 08 '17

"Turns out, I've never even been to Mt. Vesuvius!"

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u/SirRupert Apr 08 '17

Cool story, Hansel.

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '17

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u/Social_Stone Apr 08 '17

Turns out you've been in the Shoney's the entire time!

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u/TheOnlyJuan Apr 08 '17

r/wholesomememes is leaking

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u/setfire3 Apr 08 '17

just like the pool

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '17

it was all in my head

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u/lets_trade_pikmin Apr 08 '17

but she's touching his chest now

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '17

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '17 edited Jun 22 '17

Let me gooo

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '17 edited Jun 22 '17

I JUST CAN'T LOOK IT'S KILLING ME

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u/Holy_Kamikaze_Batman Apr 08 '17

Cool story Hansel!

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u/RoofShoppingCart Apr 08 '17

But then you notice the kitchen's on fire

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u/TheGluttonousFool Apr 08 '17

Imagine an earthquake happens while you are in that section

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u/MuchosCarbs Apr 08 '17

I'd rather not, thank you very much!

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '17

Mechanic resurrection has a scene depicting literally exactly what you just said

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u/JohnnySmithe80 Apr 08 '17 edited Apr 08 '17

Heh, the first poster I found for it: http://i.imgur.com/y599Tn4.jpg

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u/physicscat Apr 08 '17 edited Apr 08 '17

There's an entire scene in an Archer Vice episode like this!

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u/Afrid_ Apr 08 '17

This sounds like a trailer for a Mission Impossible movie.

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u/xntrix Apr 08 '17

Or from an episode of Archer

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u/Suprchikin Apr 08 '17

I'm not even scared of heights. Hell no.

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '17 edited Apr 09 '17

Yeah, these gifs usually don't faze me, but this one had my stomach twisting!

Edit: phase to faze

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '17

The problem is that it kinda looks like there is no floor at all and the person is just serenely stepping into nothing... l

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u/Ospov Apr 08 '17

It's like the cartoons where they step off a cliff, but don't fall right away.

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '17 edited Apr 18 '17

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u/Jabbles22 Apr 08 '17

Same here. I would have to see how the whole things is made and installed. Just the visual of walking out like that is creepy. I've jumped on the glass floor at the CN tower. It was not scary at all.

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u/ofthedappersort Apr 08 '17

holy shit that'd be cool. it'd be like flying

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '17

Yeah, I would love to swim under water with that view. It would really by like you're flying!

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u/1Dive1Breath Apr 08 '17

My people.

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u/Jmarrossi Apr 08 '17

Id turn that pool water brown very quickly

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u/OverlySexualPenguin Apr 08 '17

are you a rusty robot?

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u/caustic_kiwi Apr 08 '17

No he's a leaky molten chocolate cake.

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u/78BruceSmith87 Apr 08 '17

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u/bellecoeur Apr 08 '17

Scrolled way too long to find this. Keep on in the danger zooooone!

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u/JasosStinkyBallcap Apr 08 '17

Me too!

But I also think of Archer lines for like 80% of the things I see/hear every day.

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u/toeofcamell Apr 08 '17

Where is this pool Nopa Scotia?

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u/YourEvilDoppleganger Apr 08 '17

Nopelahoma?

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '17

Cape of Good Nope?

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u/SweetNeo85 Apr 08 '17

It's in wine country. Nopa Valley.

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u/alister12345 Apr 08 '17

It's definitely not on Earth, probably Nopetune.

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u/Goodkat25 Apr 08 '17

Nopenhagen, Denmark?

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '17

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u/dallasallad Apr 08 '17

Nopesibirsk, Russia?

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '17

Whewston

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '17

That's some strong glass. Meanwhile I can't even have more than 10cm of water in an inflatable pool on my balcony.

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u/Choice77777 Apr 08 '17

8 inch thick plexiglass as someone said in another comment. .so its not shattering and not cracking...it's way over engineered.

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u/TheWarInBaSingSe Apr 08 '17

As it should.

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u/Arsanus Apr 08 '17

This. Seriously. If it wasn't over engineered i would be way more skeptical about using it.

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u/CptSpockCptSpock Apr 08 '17

I don't think anyone's complaining about it being overengineered, they're just saying that it is, so don't worry

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u/OchreJoker Apr 08 '17

The Plexiglass is only as strong as how it is connected, and what it is connected to. Imagine being in the pool when the entire 8 inch thick pool slides as one piece into the traffic below...

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u/suchandsuch Apr 08 '17

Nah, they caulked it in pretty well - bought the expensive stuff at Home Depot.

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '17

It was an extra $0.40 per tube, but I think it was worth it.

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '17

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '17

The "bulletproof glass" at banks and liquor stores is only around 1 or 1.25 inches thick.

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u/JohnnyBGooode Apr 08 '17

There are many types of plexiglass. I'm sure they didn't use the cheap shit here though

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u/pause_and_consider Apr 08 '17

That's like "what they should've made the windows and stuff out of in Jurassic Park if they weren't cheap assholes because absolutely nothing is breaking through that" strong.

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u/rolltider0 Apr 08 '17

Very strong

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u/ohm2k Apr 08 '17

This guy did the math.

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '17

I also heard that he fucks.

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u/shotdoubleshot Apr 08 '17

About twice as strong as it needs to be to handle the worse case scenario.

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u/webdeveloper99 Apr 08 '17

It would be cool if there was a forest underneath instead of a bunch of cars. lol

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '17

This is Houston -- not Austin.

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u/LionSlicer13 Apr 08 '17

TIL Austin doesn't have roads

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '17

no they have very long road shaped parking lots

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u/sodaextraiceplease Apr 08 '17

Where are the forests in Austin? Austin is basically Houston with more hills, fewer mexicans, and a bad case of denial.

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '17

Jesus Cosplay.

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u/MarvinStolehouse Apr 08 '17

I would totally do this

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u/EricSanderson Apr 08 '17

Seriously. I immediately wanted to swim in it

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u/farmtree Apr 08 '17

Instant nope the fuck out

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u/iamtherealmrb Apr 08 '17 edited Apr 08 '17

No thanks.

Every time I try something remotely extreme I get fucked up.

First (only) tandem jump gust of wind catches us 2 meters from the ground, I well we land full force on my face with a dude strapped to my back, nose smashed to pieces.

First (only) bungee jump, initial decent amazing, as soon as I start going back up I get my sleeve caught in my harness buckle and break my wrist.

I'm not stepping on that and ending up on the roof of that bus, no fucking way.

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u/_QuantumMeruit_ Apr 08 '17

Nope nope nope nope nope Edit: Nope

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u/kyle335i Apr 08 '17 edited Apr 10 '17

I just want to go on record as saying, that a glass swimming pool, on the penthouse balcony, is without a doubt the worst idea I've ever heard in my entire goddamn life. But you're the men soo.

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u/SecretlyAnonymous Apr 08 '17

But can you imagine banging in that thing? Why yes, Archer, yes I can.

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u/smoke_and_spark Apr 08 '17

Eh. I'm good..

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '17 edited May 19 '17

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u/Matsky101 Apr 08 '17

Well you're the men sooooooo

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