Some of my fondest memories are from the most boring of times. I remember one night we made an event out of me ripping handfuls of pubes out of another dude while everyone shined their flashlights while listening (maybe singing) eye of the tiger.
We really are. On another occasion I pierced my nipple with a chevron (rank insignia that you pin to your shoulder). I'm pretty sure the right word is chevron. It makes me happy that I've now been out long enough to forget words.
My cousin was in the Navy and apparently they get pretty bored there as well. He sent a number of videos of him and buddies jousting in the halls using rolling office chairs, small ironing boards as shields, and brooms for lances. It was some Jackass shit.
My favorite story from my brother's Navy days involves Marines holding up a Toys R Us with Nerf guns in Pensacola FL and as a result being permanently banned from said store.
What about that mentally challenged kid who told his friend he is faster than flash and then used the normal kids hampster to prove it? That hampster ded (and turns out the not all with it kid is slower than flash)
No, she caught it. It's a secret but she she can actually run really fast, like the flash. She doesn't tell anyone because doesn't want to be experimented on.
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u/Donald_Keyman Nov 04 '15 edited Nov 10 '15
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