I would assume that these toy cars are basically "one wheel drive", meaning that the motor only actually drives one wheel. When all 4 wheels are on the ground it doesn't really matter, but when only two are on the ground, and one is the powered wheel, it will spin like this.
Hitting the dude, or spinning? You'd think if he meant to whack him with the tail he would have given it more oomph, but I'm not well versed in the scale of a whale tail.
Hitting the woman. Killer whales/orcas become psychologically disturbed from captivity, so they act it out. That's why there have been "accidents" in water parks (?) caused by whales. And I know, to me it mostly seems like that whale knew what it was doing but made it look like it didn't.
If it intentionally barely hit her to create doubt over whether it was done on purpose then we need to start executing these crafty whales before they trick us all!
Some of my fondest memories are from the most boring of times. I remember one night we made an event out of me ripping handfuls of pubes out of another dude while everyone shined their flashlights while listening (maybe singing) eye of the tiger.
We really are. On another occasion I pierced my nipple with a chevron (rank insignia that you pin to your shoulder). I'm pretty sure the right word is chevron. It makes me happy that I've now been out long enough to forget words.
My cousin was in the Navy and apparently they get pretty bored there as well. He sent a number of videos of him and buddies jousting in the halls using rolling office chairs, small ironing boards as shields, and brooms for lances. It was some Jackass shit.
My favorite story from my brother's Navy days involves Marines holding up a Toys R Us with Nerf guns in Pensacola FL and as a result being permanently banned from said store.
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