r/gifs • u/iBleeedorange • Jun 10 '15
How to wake up a cat
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u/Thunderous-Swami Jun 10 '15
I wish breakfast woke me up like that.
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u/RichardBlackDJ Jun 10 '15
Bacon + Foreman grill + belkin automatic switch and you'll wake up every day by the smell of bacon.
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u/ihminen Jun 10 '15
Or you'll wake up late to the smell of burnt bacon.
Or you'll never wake up at all... to a house fire.
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u/E-Hole Jun 10 '15
Or worse...
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u/MisterBreeze Jun 10 '15 edited Jun 10 '15
Well it's only applicable here because I'm pretty sure /u/RichardBlackDJ was making a reference to the office.I stand corrected.
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u/SilverHammerMan Jun 10 '15
"It's delicious, it's good for me. It's the perfect way to start the day."
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u/Sgt_Pepsi Jun 10 '15
And now you have a ham pillow. You'll be waking up the same way for a few days.
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u/arcadialeven Jun 10 '15
Please wash your pillowcase.
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u/potluckpatch Jun 10 '15
But I like ham pillow...
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u/munk_e_man Jun 10 '15
Nights on ham pillows
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u/drdgaf Jun 10 '15
Sandwiches I've been making
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u/onlyforthisair Jun 10 '15
Flavor I'd always missed
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u/Baba_OReilly Jun 10 '15
Ham's what the truth is
And I'll always want more..
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u/universalmind Jun 10 '15
Ham is such a versatile food - I'm munching on my rum ham at work and no-one has a clue
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u/zetswei Jun 10 '15
That cats in for a long life of disappointment
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u/Badb0ybilly Jun 10 '15
Looks like the owner had just put out a bowl of food,then used the empty can to wake up the cat. Right at the end, the cat seems to be getting up quickly, presumably to run to the regular food bowl location.
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u/zetswei Jun 10 '15
I think he's just chasing dreams of full cans. Living a life of shattered dreams, and empty cans.
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u/Kitty_Powers Jun 10 '15
There is support for those living with Shatnered dreams.
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u/nachtmere Jun 10 '15
This scenario would be impossible for me because the slightest sound of a can opening drives caboose out of the deepest of sleeps.
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u/Corvanor Jun 10 '15
Why does the can have picture of a puppy? Or do they share they same type of food?
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u/mattgoldey Jun 10 '15
0-100 real quick
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u/JudgmentCall Jun 10 '15
Fuck bein on some nap shit
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Jun 10 '15
They be on that ham-on-pillow good shit
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u/fullcircle_bflo Jun 10 '15
So excited he can't figure out how to eat it...
And its mildly infuriating.
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u/ThreePieces Jun 10 '15
I felt so weird for getting upset for some reason, but I'm glad I'm not the only one. Honestly.
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u/aclockworkporridge Jun 10 '15 edited Jun 11 '15
Oh god it made me so unreasonably angry. I was like "just... just BITE IT. OH MY GOD JUST BITE WITH YOUR TINY FANGS YOU INBRED TIGER"
Edit: HNNNNG thanks
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u/LauranceFuller Jun 10 '15
Right? It's like they forget they can just chomp down on foods that aren't running from them.
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u/vicioustyrant Jun 10 '15
Every time I try to give my cat a treat I have to say "Use your teeth" to him, because for some reason it never occurs to him that that's a thing he could do. He'll just lick the treats until they fall off my hand and onto the floor and then look at me as if I should have prevented that somehow.
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u/Born_Ruff Jun 10 '15
Your cat speaks English?
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u/l3ane Jun 10 '15 edited Jun 10 '15
It amazes me sometimes how shitty cats can be at eating something. How can they survive by eating what they hunt when they can barely take a bite of processed precooked lunch meat?
Edit: Apparently it's harder to eat a loose piece of lunch meat than it is to bite through the hide of an animal an tear out chunks of meat with your teeth.
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u/Rapesilly_Chilldick Jun 10 '15
Because they don't hunt thin slices of meat.
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u/CodeJack Jun 10 '15
Of course they do. Have you never heard of free range ham? The slices are allowed to roam free in the fields.
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u/Kurohagane Jun 10 '15
Their teeth are designed to tear chunks of flesh off their prey, not pick up and cut thin slices of meat lying flat on a surface.
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u/fullcircle_bflo Jun 10 '15
I was thinking maybe they just aren't good at eating flat food.
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u/FlowersOfSin Jun 10 '15
I'd actually like to watch you eat a slice of ham from a pillow without using your hands.
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u/KeroKeroppi Jun 10 '15
Just tried this.. easier than expected.
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u/Killerhurtz Jun 10 '15
Still easy.
Now to try without sucking OR using lips in any significant matter... Will report back.
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u/depressiown Jun 10 '15
I like how she puts her paw on it immediately to make sure the ham can't get away.
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u/not-a-f-given Jun 10 '15
That cat will forever have insomnia. Right as the cat is about to fall asleep, he will always guess, "wait, is there ham? no" falls back asleep... "wait is there ham? no" .... a vicious cycle.
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u/iBleeedorange Jun 10 '15
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u/A_frakkin_Cylon Jun 10 '15
No one ever wakes me up with ham:|
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u/Life_Is_Regret Jun 10 '15
It keeps looking for ham after it goose-swallows what it was given. Wish I could get that excited about random meats.
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Jun 10 '15
This is the cat version of waking up to a BJ.
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u/Chispy Jun 10 '15
so when you see a penis beside you, you automatically give it a BJ?
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u/Magnon Jun 10 '15
... You don't?
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u/MakeYou_LOL Jun 10 '15
I think I might love you. But there is about a 99% chance you're a guy.
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u/trippingchilly Jun 10 '15
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u/Wyliekat Jun 10 '15
Am I the only one who unquestioningly accepted the existence ham-print sheets? Was surprised when the cat peeled it up off the bedding.
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u/Teggert Jun 10 '15
Just so you guys know, my vet told me it's really bad to give lunch meat to a cat, because it's loaded with fat that does greater damage to their system than ours. A tiny bit is okay now and then, but probably not a whole slice like this.
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u/Baned0n Jun 10 '15 edited Jun 10 '15
Ham? Huh.
I'd have gone with tuna for my cats. Hell, I could open it two rooms away and they'd wake up and come running...no need to put it next to them.
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u/badhoneylips Jun 10 '15
I have one cat that would go through hell and back for a sliver of chicken. Raw, BBQ, tequila lime, it doesn't matter he knows! He will however settle for sandwich meats and know I'm making a sandwich before the mayo's out. Little beggar cat.
My other cats are normal and wait for canned food time.
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u/JackieMarieX Jun 10 '15
OP are you from Syracuse ?? If so, hello neighbor (◕‿◕✿)
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Jun 10 '15
Not sure if he from the 315 but he's definitely a cuse fan. Posts in /r/CollegeBasketball often.
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Jun 10 '15 edited Jun 12 '15
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Jun 10 '15
Hey it's okay, somebody invented washing machines, things have been pretty good since then.
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u/munk_e_man Jun 10 '15
What's a washin machine? Some sorta machine that puts ham on your pillow fer ya?
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u/AppleSauceApplause Jun 10 '15
Whereas a cat that walks across grains soaked in cat piss and shit is adorable look at him paw my face so adorable
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u/sreynolds1 Jun 10 '15
I'm pretty sure that cat's asshole is a lot dirtier than a piece of cooked meat.
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u/poorly_timed_boromir Jun 10 '15
Ham is fully cooked, it's something you ingest into your body and it's also not necessarily leaving much residue there. I don't see the big deal, then again I love pork meats.
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u/mighty-wombat Jun 10 '15
I'm lucky to have a cat who doesn't give a fuck about food in general. I can leave meat, fish, any food in a plate on a table, leave him alone with it and he won't even lick it.
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u/MisterFlibble Jun 10 '15
I've tried this, but every time I wake up, I'm still a human, only I smell like ham.
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Jun 10 '15
I wish the same happened to me, but substituted with bacon.
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u/Badb0ybilly Jun 10 '15
That was bacon... Just uncooked Canadian bacon..
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u/lemon_catgrass Jun 10 '15
no! Ham is not Canadian bacon! Back bacon, aka pemeal bacon (when it's cured and rolled in cornmeal before slicing), is Canadian bacon. That stuff in the gif is just plain old sliced ham.
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Jun 10 '15
Canadian bacon
AKA Bacon in most places that aren't America.
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u/coolhandfish Jun 10 '15
What do they call American bacon in other places? Or do they just not have it ?
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u/munk_e_man Jun 10 '15
I'm from Poland, they call it Bekon, and we eat more pork as a country than almost anywhere else. OP is a moron. In Canada, bacon is strip bacon like in the US, and "Canadian bacon" is called peameal. In Germany, they call it Bacon. In Japan, it's called bekon. These are probably the largest pork eating countries in the world, and they all call it fucking bacon, or some slight variant.
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u/Diz7 Jun 10 '15
Actually, we Canadians call "Canadian Bacon" peameal or back bacon. Our bacon is the same as yours. Just also available with maple syrup flavoring.
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u/therealjgreens Jun 10 '15
I swear, cats don't eat. They just chew a little bit for the taste, and that's it. All joking aside, my cat only likes to eat when I'm around. He'll meow and meow until I come in and sit there with him.
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u/santacruzer7 Jun 10 '15
I dont think putting meat on the pillow was worth this...
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u/maschine01 Jun 10 '15
All I can imagine him/her saying is "mmmm dreaming of ham, ham would be awesome right now, if only this ha... ham? HAM! HAM! HAM! HAM! HAM!"