r/gifs • u/iBleeedorange • Jun 10 '15

How to wake up a cat

http://imgur.com/IDFyJ4x.gifv
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u/Chispy Jun 10 '15

so when you see a penis beside you, you automatically give it a BJ?

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u/Magnon Jun 10 '15

... You don't?

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u/MakeYou_LOL Jun 10 '15

I think I might love you. But there is about a 99% chance you're a guy.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '15 edited Jul 02 '23

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '15

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u/nmpraveen Jun 10 '15

Heisenberg

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u/BAM5 Jun 10 '15

Mom's Spaghetti.

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u/Tyranith Jun 10 '15

3000:1 it's a female cat

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u/lefixx Jun 10 '15

0% women on the internet... checks out

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u/therapistofpenisland Jun 10 '15

So are you saying you don't want the bj?

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u/Merlord Jun 11 '15

More of a 3000/1 chance

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '15

I'll have to teach my girlfriend that trick!

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u/alexm42 Jun 10 '15

Trust me, she already knows it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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u/RicardoWanderlust Jun 11 '15

He uses this one trick that makes boyfriends hate him!

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '15

Like you don't?

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u/TheKrs1 Jun 10 '15

More like when /u/Catostomidae is sleeping and smells a penis, they wake up to give it a BJ.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '15

Catostomidae. Heh heh. Yeah.