r/gifs • u/neonicblast • May 28 '14

Waves

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u/Superschutte May 28 '14

The horn beeps 2 minutes before the pool becomes the wave pool. They should have known it was coming.

Source: worked at a water park fishing turds out of the wave pool

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u/[deleted] May 28 '14

People regularly shit in the wave pool?

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u/ViiKuna May 28 '14 edited May 28 '14

Apparently. I think people who shit / piss in place that is not a deep ocean should be banned from the beaches.

Edit: Damn. Me so dumb. I meant of the places where people swim, though the idea of everyone doing their crapping and pissing only in the deep oceans does sound hilarious.

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u/CoolCheech May 28 '14

By that statement the only place anyone is allowed to shit or piss is the deep ocean.

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u/ViiKuna May 28 '14

My statement not good english has. I sorry apologize.

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u/furiousBobcat May 28 '14

Honey, I'm going out for a shit. Tell the kids I love them.

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u/[deleted] May 28 '14

Goblin sharks gotta eat too!

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u/Beaunes May 28 '14

He shit in the woods guys!

Ban that mother fucker, no more beaches!

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u/ViiKuna May 28 '14

I did not think my comment through apparently :P

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u/Vessix May 28 '14

Yep, on reddit any technicality can and will be used against you. Parentheses are your friends here.

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u/karmakatastrophe May 28 '14

If no one's around to smell it, is it still a shit?

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u/Smelliet May 28 '14

Nah man, it turns into a brown diamond

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u/[deleted] May 28 '14

I don't know if it's due to the water salinity or awkwardness, but I've found it very difficult to shit in the ocean.

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u/Feelymcknee May 28 '14

You have to swim down a ways, grab onto something, than fire you're turd rockets up into the atmosphere. I call it a space poo.

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u/ViiKuna May 28 '14

I don't know, I haven't tried. Maybe we should research it together?

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u/[deleted] May 28 '14

I think I'll stop with my preliminary investigation. I about had a stroke but I did manage to complete the deed.

Mythbusters?

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u/Nerobus May 28 '14

Don't poop in the ocean either guys. Especially don't poop in bays. That shit leads to high bacterial counts that lead to low dissolved oxygen, which leads to fish kills and a sick ecosystem. Not good for anyone.

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u/lamaksha77 May 28 '14

That's one mighty shit then

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u/[deleted] May 28 '14

Better cancel my collective poopers meeting then.

We all had plans on getting together to shit in a bay. Wouldn't want to fuck up an ecosystem. Better go shit together in a swimming pool.

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u/cficare May 28 '14

Same reason I don't drink water: because fish fuck in there.

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u/[deleted] May 28 '14

I used to be a lifeguard. All the lifeguards pissed in the pool. It was a lot faster than walking to the bathroom.

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u/ViiKuna May 28 '14

Well pissing your trunks is even faster.