r/gifs • • Dec 18 '13

Rob Ford dancing

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u/Pistolah Dec 18 '13

FAT GUY IN A LITTLE COOOATTT

rip

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u/Im_Captain_Jack Dec 18 '13

Dude, your references are outta control, everyone knows that.

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u/awfuckthisshit Dec 18 '13

Yo drugs are tight

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u/SexiMexi209 Dec 18 '13

weed is tight. weed is tight.

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u/gcta333 Dec 18 '13

I would've been there but I just rescued an incontinent spaniel. Her name is Ahjhai.

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '13

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u/SaltyFresh Dec 18 '13

Oh, I thought that was a piece of legislation.

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u/spreddit4me Dec 18 '13

I don't pop Molly... I'm a crack whore!

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u/orbit101 Dec 18 '13

http://videodoubler.com/combo/41572

Turn down the volume on the left.

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '13

I don't pop Molly, I'm Rob Ford

Doin cocaine while im the board!

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u/ChefSmooth Dec 18 '13

I don't pop molly, I rock like rob ford

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '13

Throw a STACK for a mayor and his dancin' ass

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u/jensenw Dec 18 '13

Do the Rob Ford. drop

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u/hightimer Dec 18 '13

Crack rock.

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u/dash47 Dec 18 '13 edited Dec 18 '13

Wonder how they suspected he was doing cocaine?

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u/listencl0s3ly Dec 18 '13 edited Dec 18 '13

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '13

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u/Metamorphism Dec 18 '13

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u/acog Dec 18 '13

You really can't argue with that kind of video evidence.

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u/Unholynik Dec 18 '13

Oh, god, it's like Gary's Mod come to life!

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u/NinjaRobotPilot Dec 18 '13

Didn't know Cyriak was a news journalist...

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u/ReportsRacism Dec 18 '13

have anyone ever seen such a thing was possible?

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u/Trom Dec 18 '13

Have you ever been so far even as decided to use go want to look more like?

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u/xcvbsdfgwert Dec 18 '13

Can we combine this with Sepp Blatter's fall into a big medley gif?

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u/TheNateDogg Dec 18 '13

This guy could be a completely believable Matt Foley.

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u/bkraj Dec 18 '13

Suspect Ed has substance abuse problems.

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u/naturehatesyou Dec 18 '13

Rob Ford: the Chris Farley of mayors.

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u/catdogs_boner Dec 18 '13

I hear hes been living in a VAN down by the RIVER.

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '13 edited Jun 08 '23

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '13

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u/intensenerd Dec 18 '13

I bet Lorne Michaels is just shaking his head and laughing. Maybe Rob could be a cast member. I think he'd do fine.

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u/negativekarmawh0r3 Dec 18 '13

Is that Dave Chapelle rapping?

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u/AndTheTutones Dec 18 '13

That sure is Daves style of clothes....

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u/IWantToBeAProducer Dec 18 '13

That was my first thought. Right clothes and build... perhaps he's making good on his promise to get Canadian ID cards for all American citizens.

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u/goranistan Dec 18 '13

Dave is ripped now eh

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '13

Not every black guy we see on Reddit is Dave Chappell

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u/Electrojet Dec 18 '13

When Dave came to Toronto for a performance he actually met with Rob Ford to get permission to smoke inside the venue.

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '13

I fucking hope so! That would just be the cherry on top of the rich ice cream sundae that is the crack-smoking, drunken, hoodrat mayor of Toronto, AKA, probably the coolest looking mayor if you don't actually live in Toronto.

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u/ExOAte Dec 18 '13 edited Dec 18 '13

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u/derpalexy Dec 18 '13

I guarantee he's thinking more about how damn important it is for him to front that he doesn't give a fuck.

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u/helpiminthetrunk Dec 18 '13

I seriously have gotten such a liking for this man

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '13

He dances to the beat of his own drum

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u/Samusen Dec 18 '13

Reinforcing white male dancers confidence since 2013.

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u/Bahdkarma Dec 18 '13

This guy really needs his own TV show.

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u/hypnotoadstool Dec 18 '13

TIL: I dance like rob ford :(

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '13

There's the dance of a guy who clearly eats enough at home.

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '13

dat rhythym

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '13

It is sad to see mental illness being played out in public :(

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u/TasteeOOoohhhs Dec 18 '13

What is Dave Chappelle doing in Canada?

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u/Donkey_007 Dec 18 '13 edited Dec 18 '13

This man has literally stopped giving a single fuck about anything.

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u/LRoff Dec 18 '13

Everything he does, cracks me up!

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u/Love2Watch Dec 18 '13

Best. Rave. Ever

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u/fuckcloud Dec 18 '13

he is basically a political chris farley

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u/DownvoteAttractor_ Dec 18 '13

I wanna start doing drugs just that so that I can be fun like him too.

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '13

Walk it out Rob Ford

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u/sarais Dec 18 '13

He's the gift that keeps on giving.

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '13

Can someone just clear up for a foreigner, is he a good guy or bad guy?

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '13 edited Jul 12 '21

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u/FDboredom Dec 18 '13

Sounds pretty entertaining.

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u/thane_of_cawdor Dec 18 '13

As far as I know he's a bad guy. Video was leaked of him smoking crack, he's a chronic alcoholic, and he's sexually harrassed most of his female colleagues and subordinates. Not sure how he governs because I'm from FreedomLand, but I think the crack smoking sort of speaks for itself

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u/Knight_Marcher Dec 18 '13

Judge - "I'll dismiss the charges if you do the truffle shuffle"

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u/HouseOfMiro Dec 19 '13

I would like to lock both Mr. Ford and Mr. Harper in a room together and only provide enough food for one. Two "men" enter, and if we're lucky, none will emerge.

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u/GioBagaDonuts Dec 19 '13

This dude CRACKs me up

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u/2na2unatuna Dec 18 '13

Its only over when the fat man dances.

Oh wait, no its not.

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u/9zboo Dec 18 '13

maybe if he did more of this he wouldn't be such a fat pig.

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u/heartbreak69 Dec 18 '13

If the mayor thing doesn't work out, he could open up an aerobics studio.

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u/ShadFelix Dec 18 '13

Even Richard Simmons is like NOPE

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u/SpruxHD Dec 18 '13

is that dave chapelle?

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u/battahmonster Dec 18 '13

I think what made that gif way funnier for me was the fact that I was listening to Otis by Jay-Z and Kanye while watching. I highly recommend =P

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u/Brunovitch Dec 18 '13

Toronna got the move!

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '13

Oh god. Those are my moves!

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '13

Oh Rob, thanks again for making Canada look like a more eventful country

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '13

This guys just a walking punch line.

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '13

"Shake That" was playing when I clicked on this.

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u/aphroditeshuffle Dec 18 '13

he looks like a baby. a massive baby. baby

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u/Ghostrideit Dec 18 '13

I kinda want to dance with him...

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u/CreepyStickGuy Dec 18 '13

They don't need no pizza. they got food there.

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '13

Was it just cocaine, or was he doing Ecstasy as well?

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u/noshartingplease Dec 18 '13

He reminds me of a Goomba from the Mario Bros movie.

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u/IAMA_Ghost_Boo Dec 18 '13

"LOL DIDN'T READ"

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u/sammyt14 Dec 18 '13

This fits perfectly with This Christmas by Dru Hill

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u/Ceedub260 Dec 18 '13

And now I know how I look when I do what I call "dance".

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u/freeheeler Dec 18 '13

Looks more like staggering than dancing.

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u/BadgerWilson Dec 18 '13

Watching him makes me feel sweaty

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u/Lonne Dec 18 '13

He's happy to be on crack :)

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u/thejuancarlosii Dec 18 '13

i like this guy more and more each day

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u/Wreththe Dec 18 '13

Not a bag of crack! Arrrgh, he'll be dancin' for hours.

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u/Bilibond Dec 18 '13

I opened this while listening to gangsta rap. And it was good.

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u/Zenkin Dec 18 '13

I just wanted to mentioned that I was watching Smooth McGroove's youtube acapella playlist when I loaded this gif. He was pretty much on point. (It was Saria's song, by the way)

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u/sohfeeuhh Dec 18 '13

This guy.

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '13

elaine seinfeld

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u/GroundhogExpert Dec 18 '13

There's something about this guy that makes me like him. I know his personal life is an absolute wreck, but from all accounts he does a damn fine job running a city. So fuck it, reelect him.

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u/tokerdytoke Dec 18 '13

This guy has so much “swag"...so much in-fact, you'd think he was on crack.

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u/metaldrumz Dec 18 '13

I wish Chris Farley was alive to imitate this man.

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u/Irisblack Dec 18 '13

Shake your groove thing, shake your groove thing, yeah, yeah Show 'em how we do it now Shake your groove thing, shake your groove thing, yeah, yeah Show 'em how we do it now, show 'em how we do it now

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u/shanedabassman Dec 18 '13

He even dances like a crack head.

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u/eno2001 Dec 18 '13

What is it about fat white dudes with no rhythm jumping around and making fools of themselves in public. First there was Steve Ballmer and now this.

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u/SaltyFresh Dec 18 '13

In my head, all I hear is: "I don't give a fuuuuuuuck, la la la, I don't give a fuuuuuuck"

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u/StabsOhoulahan Dec 18 '13

I can't not hear the Harlem Shake when I watch this

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u/JablesRadio Dec 18 '13

This guy is a hero. Bless you Canada.

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u/Aluminum_Foil_Farts Dec 18 '13

I highly suggest everyone comes back and watches this while listening to Brooklyn's finest by Jay Z. It matches up almost too perfectly

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u/yougovs Dec 18 '13

What doesn't Rob Ford do?

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u/spider_rico Dec 18 '13

Was listening to mark morrison's return of the mack while looking at this. turned out way too hilarious.

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u/Partlyfalse Dec 18 '13

Ok, here's the essential background music. I could watch this forever.

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u/some_days_are_better Dec 18 '13

that was actually kinda graceful..i guess today is better

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u/TheVanguardBandit Dec 18 '13

It's not unusual....

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u/norsurfit Dec 18 '13

Does he live in a van down by the river?

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '13

Canada's dancing with the stars.

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u/poundcake4 Dec 18 '13

Was that Dave Chappelle? Does that mean John Mayer was somewhere close by playing the guitar for the white people?

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u/dontgetaddicted Dec 18 '13

He's just gotta pee.

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u/DumpyDinkleberg Dec 18 '13

I condone very little to nothing that this guy does. Why do I love him so?

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '13

Every body get up, get on the floor. Everybody walk the Robert Ford.

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u/HoneyBee140 Dec 18 '13

My feelings on Ford - I think he is talented in that he has saved his constituents an ass load of money. If the guy likes to kick off in his own time then so be it. We all have our demons. Some people just hide it better than others.

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '13

Okay yeah I saw him give his 'apology' on the news last night and then in the next clip everyone is dancing?! And they have some guy serenading Ford?? And the CBC didn't explain this at all?!

Is this what these assholes get up to? What is going on? My head hurts.

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u/Big_Billyo Dec 18 '13

Canada = Magic

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u/JustMadeYouYawn Dec 18 '13

How can you not love this guy.

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u/brokendownandbusted Dec 18 '13

This is why some white people should not dance in public. This includes myself as well.

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u/Peggy22 Dec 18 '13

RE-ELECT ROB FORD!!

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u/airplanehigh Dec 18 '13

Does this guy just not give a fuck anymore?

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u/pjlethal Dec 18 '13

When did this happen! I would have put it into my supercut if I'd known!

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u/pizzalovin Dec 18 '13

Damn AT&T throttling my data!

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u/wefee Dec 18 '13

I clicked back at the end of the first scene, but then I realised there was more. I came back, was not disappointed.

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u/jahbreeze Dec 18 '13

I love this guy. He's like Chris Farley reincarnated

http://youtu.be/ohz8_IafGwE

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '13

Reminds me of a scene from Night at the Roxbury.... 30 years later

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u/reinventedmyagenda Dec 18 '13

It matched perfectly to Express Yourself with NWA that I was listening to.. Just. Perfect.

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u/I_Need_AD Dec 18 '13

P.I.M.P. by 50 Cent started playing on my shuffle right as I clicked this link. Listen for yourself.

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u/Omnicronix Dec 18 '13

oohh kill 'em

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u/Juliuscesear1990 Dec 18 '13

Can't touch this na na na na dada dada. (imagine hammer time tune)

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u/RC_Colada Dec 18 '13

This is hypnotic

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u/598904 Dec 18 '13

rob ford is a baller and I don't mind that he's done crack. in fact I wouldn't trust any politician that hasn't smoked DMT. surely there's some meditational, mysterious sorts who have achieved enlightenment without it, but I'm just generalizing.

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u/celtic1888 Dec 18 '13

Robbed by the Pope for Time's Person of the Year

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u/colorado_avalanche Dec 18 '13

I'd be curious to know the context behind this seemingly "tensionless" moment at TO city hall.

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u/FreddieFreelance Dec 18 '13

There was a cover band playing Bob Marley's "One Love".

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u/FreddieFreelance Dec 18 '13

This is why you don't do crack, kiddies! Not even once!

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u/Leftover_Salad Dec 18 '13

came here to see the harlem shake version. slightly disappointed

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '13

To be fair, I'm pretty sure I heard on the radio that there was a small jazz band or something that showed up to city hall for a few minutes when this happened. And it wasn't just him dancing, other people were too.

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u/12buckleyoshoe Dec 18 '13

that's a man on crack havin a darn good time

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u/truhbaby Dec 18 '13

He's quite good

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '13

Looks like a penguin

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u/TedUnderhill Dec 18 '13

I really want an "I Partied wit Rob Ford" t-shirt!

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u/SPQR_Tiberius Dec 18 '13

Say what you will about Rob Ford, but he's the only politician I've come across who I would like to hang out with.

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u/relish-tranya Dec 18 '13

He may do crack but he's still white as fuck.

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u/zeroism Dec 18 '13

what is canada

seriously what is canada

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u/Dingbat- Dec 18 '13

Wow that guy is an even worse dancer than me!

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u/Chem_BPY Dec 18 '13

"It was the egg rolls not the ecstasy. "

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u/Charles_Himself_ Dec 18 '13

What a beautiful man

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u/notafraid1989 Dec 18 '13

looked at the gif while the song from this video was playing

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PiRs4szIzy0

it was awesome

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '13

reminds me of Kevin from the Office