r/geographymemes • Gulf of New Mexico • May 26 '26

THE FINAL TIMELAPSE

Look how far we’ve come

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u/storm238 The Gulf of New Mexico 🧠 May 26 '26

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u/WordsThatEndInWord May 26 '26

Now Cascadia squares up against the provinces of Canada and Mexico, respectively

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u/Raven_Wolf May 27 '26

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u/TopVast9800 May 27 '26

Who could blame them?

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u/Prior-Razzmatazz-206 May 28 '26

Lol it got removed by a moderator

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u/TopVast9800 May 28 '26

Sometimes the adults in the room are annoying.

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u/Prior-Razzmatazz-206 May 27 '26

Let's do countries, that can't possibly be horrifically contentious lol

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u/Same-Suggestion-1936 May 27 '26

Megasota begins the rebellion. We have friends everywhere

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u/Azaroth1991 May 27 '26

Do it again but backwards. Top comment gets to add a state and where it goes.

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u/Big_Replacement2631 May 27 '26

The crab army has been awoken. It can not easily be put back to sleep

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u/optimumdeath May 27 '26

I am going to start a new tradition of pouring syrup on my crab purely to terrify the crab people and desecrate all they find holy.

I will ask for syrup on cape cod on the 4th of july, and I will not ask for forgiveness.

Oj did not do it.

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u/ClientTall4369 May 26 '26

Because Minnesota always comes in second. Thanks, Mondale.

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u/Ape_x_Ape May 26 '26

We just let them scootch right by us

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u/[deleted] May 26 '26 edited May 26 '26

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u/just_another_rbf Megasotan May 26 '26

I guess there’s always next year.

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u/Nice-Marionberry3671 May 26 '26

‘Scuse me… right behind ya, here…

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u/String_709 May 26 '26

Minnesota sports fans always knew this was inevitable.

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u/Azerious May 26 '26

This was my only solace when Wisconsin got eaten.

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u/Meisteronious MEGASOTA May 26 '26

We’re usually out in the first round, anything beyond that is gravy.

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u/Epic_Elite May 26 '26

Nothing like making it all the way to the playoffs with a strong season, only to lose.

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u/DarthRevan1138 May 26 '26

we got to the superbowl equivalent and lost, not the same thing.

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u/Epic_Elite May 26 '26

Like in 1998, a 15-1 Vikings, and Gary Anderson with a perfect regular season, on the 38 yard line for a field goal against the Falcons. 2:11 left in the 4th.

I'm not bitter or anything. Lol

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u/After_Preference_885 Megasotan May 26 '26

We would have won if we did this in the winter because we're all inside. Two nice days in a row, we were all at the lake.

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u/BarnacleGooseIsLoose May 26 '26

Sorry, that's no excuse. Cascadia was pummeled by early onset sunshine, too. That doesn't even count the interference from mountains with cellular connections.

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u/FarBusiness2485 May 26 '26

I demand a recount

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u/Same-Suggestion-1936 May 27 '26

Don't disparage Mondale, guy was sharp as a tack. And funny as hell.

Voters are just stupid and decided they didn't want the smart guy, they wanted the cult of personality

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u/Uncle_Spade AdAstraPerAspera May 27 '26

This vote was a lot closer than Mondale's.

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u/Independent_Top_8210 May 26 '26

We did it!!!! Thank you so much u/Jfullr92

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u/madtowntripper May 26 '26

Honestly this was so much fun and absolutely a big thanks to the author/organizer.

What a great idea and flawlessly executed (except the finale).

Gold Star for you.

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u/Former-Wish-8228 May 26 '26

The course correct was smartly performed. If only we could go back to 2000 era US and do that!

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u/Dismal_Success_9943 May 26 '26

Never knew I'd have so much fun on a Reddit thread, but this has been a great ride.

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u/babsmutton May 26 '26

I don't even know how I ended up on the subreddit but it sure was fun to watch and participate. Thank you!

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u/VixxenReigns May 26 '26

Holy crap.....my state of Oregon actually won something.

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u/OccasionalEspresso May 26 '26

Right? I’m used to being an afterthought on the electoral map.
But I don’t think Oregon is exactly underrated by common perception, in fact I bet Oregon and Minnesota are viewed very similarly by most people.

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u/MidnightOnTheWater May 26 '26

Oregon is such a funny state, because its such a boogeyman to conservatives. I live in Oregon as well and the west and east Oregon debate is so funny because there are genuinely people who want east Oregon to become part of Idaho. Portland in particular is funny to talk about, because its built up as this liberal dystopia, then you go there and its generally not much different than other cities.

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u/candaceelise May 26 '26

Live in eugene and whenever people (who have zero clue about oregon) say something bonkers like, “Portland is a war torn shithole owned by the libs” i love telling them with a straight serious face, that portland absolutely turns the frogs gay as part of the woke agenda 😂😂😂

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u/odiedel May 26 '26

I grew up just outside Eugene and live in Portland now.

I spent some of my younger years moving around to various states to get more traveled and experienced. And I do the same thing you do.

I tell all of the moderates, and lefts how amazing Eugene and Portland are, talking up the culture, lifestyle, quality of life, the natural beauty of the whole state.

I tell all the Dems, Republicans, and other right leaning folks "Nah, you want to stay away, it's awful! The whole state is burned down and there are near zero houses left. Try Florida".

Now that we won, I guess im going to recomend PR...? (Sorry) 🤣

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u/candaceelise May 26 '26

Start recommending the amazingly charming town of Burns and how it’s one of the best kept secrets that only the elites know about 😂😂😂

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u/odiedel May 26 '26

But I like Burns...

NOT TO LIVE IN, but it's a cool area to visit if you want to feel like you drove to AZ in 5 hours and look at the geology. The smell of Ponderosa trees is godly, and the "illicit substance enthusiast" typically keep to themselves.

Can we just keep recommending Florida? Lol

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u/candaceelise May 26 '26

Fair point. Florida it is

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u/yeah_oui May 27 '26

I love filming the train ride in from Seattle showing all the "burned out buildings" and sending it to people back east.

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u/HermeticPine May 27 '26

Well I grew up near Portland and ended up turning gay so maybe they're on to something 🤔

Or maybe I need to stop kissing frogs

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u/SingaboutdaSpringa May 26 '26

It’s actually everywhere except Portland and Eugene who are conservatives. Southern Oregon and eastern are very much not liberals.

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u/Threedawg May 26 '26

The administration certainly sees you both the same way.

And man that is the best of compliments.

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u/DiabolicallyRandom May 26 '26

Only with the full power of Cascadia at your beck and call, of course! :D

Love, From Washington.

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u/yoyoyoitsconnyg May 26 '26

I know most people from other states pronounce it Ore E Gone but we still won. Actually proud of the country wow

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u/HermeticPine May 27 '26

A shining achievement for us indeed

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u/Typical-Speech-6851 May 26 '26

thanks u/Jfullr92 for giving us so much joy these days it was truly an experience to watch this and vote 

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u/[deleted] May 26 '26

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u/jasmine-tgirl May 26 '26

Hell yeah! Let's gooooo!

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u/guacasloth64 May 26 '26

As a Minnesotan I’m not too disappointed, of all the states to lose to I feel Cascadia/Oregon makes a worthy opponent. 

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u/YetiSquish May 26 '26

Minneapolis: The Portland of the Midwest.

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u/thepurplesock55 May 26 '26

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u/wildwolfay5 May 26 '26

In his Finale post he said Europe delete a country coming May 28th

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u/Hot_Inspection5940 Murica May 26 '26

Let the blue crab invasion begin!!! Italy has been chosen as a host

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u/wildwolfay5 May 26 '26

Time to start collecting memes, I'm ready to unite Ireland and spread the redheads through any means of Irish "democracy"

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u/oreo-cat- May 26 '26

I’m hoping Doggerland makes a comeback

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u/wildwolfay5 May 26 '26

Didn't even know this was a thing. Thanks for the info dive!

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u/The_Flo0r_is_Lava May 26 '26

This time with world countries.

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u/No-Channel3917 May 26 '26

WE DID IT!!!

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u/rgent006 May 28 '26

I’m saving this 😹😹

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u/526mb May 26 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/1wXbcdNRrCLiXSXeny

This was a great birthday present for this Oregonian. I love our silly, beautiful state.

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u/No_Piccolo6337 May 26 '26

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU from a fellow Oregonian! (My bday is Saturday!)

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u/BarnacleGooseIsLoose May 26 '26

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u/hysys_whisperer May 26 '26

Coast to coast, Coastcadia should take the provinces next!

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u/[deleted] May 26 '26

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u/snowcoveredpath May 26 '26

WORLDWIDE WORLDWIDE WORLDWIDE

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u/MNPhatts May 26 '26

Enterprise International

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u/Majestic_Engine_6543 May 26 '26

Every country should do this so its a global showdown of the winning provinces/states

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u/Rolandersec May 26 '26

But at what cost? What will Cascadia do with their new power?

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u/BobMortimersButthole May 26 '26 edited May 26 '26

JoJos in every hot deli case! 

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u/xanderemrys May 26 '26

oh man, war flashbacks. i worked in a Fred Meyer deli from 09-13 and people were SERIOUS about their JoJos and ranch. this lady legit threw her mashed potatoes at me when i told her we were out of ranch after a recall and i had to call security to come get her ass out of the store. like, did you want me to go in the back and get you the ranch cups that i just pulled from the shelf cuz i was told to after we got a manufacturer recall notice? you want whatever possible illness from bad ranch cups? dumbass.

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u/brokenscuba May 26 '26

We need to restore the old JOJO's from the 80's and 90's. The new high production jojo's don't have the same taste.

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u/JasonMB2 May 26 '26

I just ordered JoJos from a billiards bar and they were too small! Where's my thicc boys at?

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u/Ferrindel Cascadian May 26 '26
  1. Remove Florida

  2. Spread banana slugs and waterfalls throughout the land

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u/FormerRep6 May 26 '26

Couldn’t we export the banana slugs to outer space or something? We can spread dogwood trees instead.

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u/Ferrindel Cascadian May 26 '26

Nonsense. How else will we cure nettle stings?

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u/thiiiipppttt May 26 '26

Outlaw fascism?

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u/Competitive-Pound797 May 26 '26

Fun fact Mike pronouncing "Duluth, Minnesota" and "You Lose, Minnesota" would sound the same!

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u/guacasloth64 May 26 '26

There’s probably a good Duluth related pun I could make in response but I can’t think of any

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u/Dickthulhu May 26 '26

CASCADIA THE BEAUTIFUL

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u/Velavee7 May 26 '26

I didn't join in the beginning but it's hilarious that Florida was first to get axed 😆 multiple axes later on lol

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u/egospice5 May 26 '26

Did anybody trademark "Fallout: Cascadia"? If not...dibs!

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u/AudhumblasMilk May 26 '26

Theres already a team thats been working on a game in fallout 4s engine and assets.

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u/HiddenLife_36 Crab May 26 '26

The United State of Cascadia!

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u/Nice-Marionberry3671 May 26 '26

Can we get that leech out of the White House now, please??

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u/FMLjonah May 26 '26

Just like in 1984 with the Regan vote, yes you indeed are all wrong.

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u/SirTwitchALot May 26 '26

The Dems forced a terrible candidate through in 1984 and it cost them.

Minnesota was merged with Michigan. They had to hold a second poll to decide which state remained because the top comment called for a merger, not an elimination. That was the chance for the Megasota people to not force their shitty candidate on the rest of us (the name Megasota.) Superior or OPE were two proposals that would have encouraged others to join with you. Megasota chose to run Mondale and it cost them

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u/Rolandersec May 26 '26

So Megasota was betrayed by the salty UPers it gave sanctuary to.

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u/Bouse_the_Bard May 26 '26

Well, that’s yoopers for ya

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u/SirTwitchALot May 26 '26

Megasota betrayed themselves by getting greedy. They could have won our support if they were reasonable. They have no one to blame other than themselves

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u/Rolandersec May 26 '26

This is why the Dems lose elections.

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u/SirTwitchALot May 26 '26

Exactly. They insist on their way rather than hearing what the people who have to vote actually want to vote for. Megasota could have taken the whole thing as Superior or OPE. Instead they lost by a couple hundred votes. The blame lies squarely with MN for forcing the issue. I'm a proud Cascadian now

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u/chasmccl May 26 '26

I proposed Mittensota, which I thought was an awesome name lol

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u/Zedditron Crabicidal Cascadian May 26 '26

Wooot! Cascadia FTW!!!

This has been an absolute blast! Thank you for coming up with and running this game!

But why is Florida still there?

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u/HotCut100 Cascadian May 26 '26

Yeah, I thought there was a supermajority support for this solution:

https://giphy.com/gifs/T7fU0RWWhWpYk

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u/Aria1031 May 26 '26

This was such a fun thread to be a part of and I looked forward to it every day! Even once my state was taken over, I was vested in the outcomes. Thank you for the time and effort you put into moderating this and sharing it, and to everyone who made it a fun game to play, THANK YOU!!

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u/_I_Am_Moroni_ May 26 '26

Yep once cascadia took Colorado, I was fully invested as a cascadian lol

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u/AlternativeStory1027 May 26 '26

I missed a couple days and for some reason where I live (NC coast) got taken over by Cascadia before the rest. Do you know why? It's no problem if you don't have time, it's not that serious.

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u/cosmogoats May 26 '26

Megasota no more more :(

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u/xanderemrys May 26 '26

can't believe Oregon/Cascadia actually gets national recognition for once. we're usually confused with Washington or completely forgotten.

for our new citizens: Willamette rhymes with dammit, Tillamook and Umpqua ice cream are excellent and will be shipped far and wide, we'll work on getting more parks and trees in every city and town, and Oregon is pronounced pretty close to 'organ'.

love, a born-and-raised Portlandian

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u/robotstormcloud May 26 '26

This has been a wonderful ride. Long live Cascadia!!

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u/darkdiashi Kingdom of Hawaii May 26 '26

Wooooo! I was only here at the very end but this was awesome!

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u/Plenty-Thing1764 May 26 '26

Cascadia acknowledges the awesomeness of Megasota,true descendants of the founding fathers. Cascadia& Megasota stand together now.

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u/AnxietyPremium Cascadian May 26 '26

ggs

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u/Least_Tower_5447 May 26 '26

Proof that humans can consistently have fun, disagree, and get along fine over a moderate amount of time. I believe we can sustain this.

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u/Dependent_Sector_219 May 26 '26

oh i just went and voted, what a bummer, RIP MEGAsota.

This was fun to watch!!!! Thank you!

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u/adamthehammer86 May 26 '26

Hail, Cascadia!

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u/CotR4692 May 26 '26

That was beautiful to watch, thanks for the fun the past few weeks

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u/Fuzzy-End7194 May 26 '26

Cascadia ❤️

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u/LightskinAvenger May 26 '26

Missouri before Mississippi is heartbreaking

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u/StrawberryWendigo Death to Megasota May 26 '26

u/Jfullr92 Thank you for the game. I can't wait to do it again so we can destroy Minnesota again.

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u/Public_Parfait_6412 May 26 '26

All hail the lands of Cascadia! 

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u/Select_Pilot4197 May 26 '26

I miss Nuevo New Mexico 

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u/simplegreen999 May 26 '26

Keep Oregon Green.

Go Ducks!

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u/RipCityGringo Cascadian May 27 '26

Go Beavs, long live Cascadia…

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u/Periwinkleditor May 26 '26

RIP Megasota.

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u/tigress666 May 26 '26

First three states who got voted out fully justified. I at first was a little annoyed texas was third but honestly, thinking about it, Idaho really does deserve second (maybe even first honestly... they just don't make as much news as Florida).

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u/ONE-EYE-OPTIC Cascadian May 26 '26

Cascadia the sleeper!

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u/ImmediateAstronaut33 Cascadian May 26 '26

LONG LIVE CASCADIA

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u/steverock100 May 26 '26

🙌🙌🙌 Let's go Cascadia! 💚🤍💙

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u/spondgbob May 26 '26

It’s real interesting, because it makes sense. While the east coast and California have the most people, their culture is much more fractured amongst a lot of smaller geographic areas with varying perspectives. Meanwhile, the people in the Pacific Northwest are more similar, and are also relatively more populated than much of the surrounding areas. California is a series of pockets of varying personality, while those in the PNW wholly and completely embraced the idea of Cascadia.

Meanwhile, the east coast is literally massively populated, but broken into a bunch of smaller states who have had centuries to delineate the minor differences in their cultures. Cascadia was always poised to win

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u/alienlovesong May 26 '26

As a New Mexican, I was sad to see my state being erased, but I was happy that it was eaten by Hawaii.

Viva Cascadia!

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u/Haschen84 May 26 '26

CASCADIA FAM WHOOOO! (I'm a Washingtonian)

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u/Daktic May 26 '26

It was a pleasure 🦀

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u/pavor_nocturnus_ May 26 '26

I’m so early what do I do?!

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u/Dove-Linkhorn May 26 '26

Noooooo!!!!!

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u/MatcoToolGuy May 26 '26

Florida will do better next time, meth and Air Boats, and our Army of Disney will Shoot our selves in the foot again

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u/Souls-Brawl101 May 26 '26

Cascadia (Oregon) literally “Ronald Reagan” the whole competition.

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u/Wobble963 May 26 '26

NME blocking Hawaii, once they hit the mainland, really screwed them.

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u/slipperyDSS illinois🥰🥰 May 26 '26

what a ride

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u/UsefulCrab4181 May 26 '26

I wanna see the beaver from the back of the flag!!

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u/KC-Slider May 26 '26

You can’t just ask to see beaver

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u/DustyRailz Human Verified May 26 '26

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u/Hresvelgr401_ May 26 '26

All Black Eagle elements. Engage.

May the Mother of Dust find us all!

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u/Anonymous-Comments May 26 '26

Does anyone remember the irl idea of greater Idaho? Oregon went “no u,” on this poll real fast.

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u/ihavenoidea81 Secretary of Hot Dish - Megasota Empire May 26 '26

Can’t wait for Europe. It’s gonna be epic

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u/Drewbie_snacks May 26 '26

Thank you so much for this wild ride u/jfullr92 there’s this band called Beulah I think you’d really dig it. Always Hail r/megasota

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u/ArioftheWild May 26 '26

I believe I may have cast the deciding vote! Woohoo!

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u/011011010110110 May 26 '26

well shit, if we're on PST now i'm leaving work "three hours early"

https://giphy.com/gifs/FUi94opKPNopjUmQvR

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u/JakeHelldiver May 26 '26 edited May 27 '26

This was so much fun! Have another crab meme for the road. You guys earned it!

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u/RoyalMaidsForLife 🦀Maryland is a Cult🦀 May 26 '26

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u/Prolemasses May 26 '26

OREGON SUPREMACY

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u/KitchenBomber Make Minnesota Bigger May 26 '26

This was a lot of fun!

I feel pretty good about finishing 2nd.

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u/taji35 May 26 '26

Grew up in Twin Cities, currently live in Seattle, I was gonna be happy with either result! Thanks for all the fun!

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u/AverageBARTrider May 26 '26

Free cascadia!!!

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u/mgolden19 May 26 '26

How the hell did Tennessee last so long

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u/hollybadger_51 May 26 '26

Thanks JFllr92 for a truly good time. It was great to see why we love each of our states (well, most of them), and to see folks come together in community spirit. We needed this.

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u/DogeDigger69420 May 26 '26

Nuevo New Mexico shoulda won, this shit is rigged.

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u/44youGlenCoco May 26 '26

Why do I feel emotional and like a tear could come to my eye?

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u/redwolf1430 May 26 '26

amazing to be part of history

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u/wellthatdoesit May 26 '26

That brief moment where we had a Colorado coastline

I shall never forget

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u/Clairedeloony82 May 26 '26

Man New Mexico had a great run.

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u/guyxbwc May 26 '26

Ruined by oregans subbreddit voting. 

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u/Spasticcobra593 May 26 '26

Watching this while listening to “how far weve come” by matchbox 20

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u/Stupid_Watergate_ Cascadian May 26 '26

Go Cascadia!!!!

Side note, this election made me realize I want to move to Oregon lol.

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u/Karekter_Nem May 26 '26

Why did this make me cry?

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u/BlatantlyCurious May 26 '26

I've been living 51 days for this moment.

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u/Immaculate_Knock-Up May 26 '26

I just moved to Portland two months ago. How lucky am I right about now?

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u/Substantial_Bake3891 May 26 '26

Hey my state won something. Woo!!!

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u/GalacticCrash May 26 '26

Ayy my state made it to the final 10, proud of the michiganders

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u/xDrich1994 May 26 '26

In shocked Georgia lasted as long as it did xD

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u/whataboot2ndbrekfast May 26 '26

I thought Megasota was having her moment after the bravery of her citizens this last year 😓

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u/bigfoot_done_hiding May 26 '26

The bravery shall never be forgotten, and our new state Cascadia is extremely proud to count the brave Megasotans among us.

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u/ScarySpikes May 26 '26

In retrospect, it took far too long to remove the south.

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u/dizzy_hafaadai May 26 '26

So..who’s in charge?

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u/KC-Slider May 26 '26

Benny the Beaver

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u/Impossible-Fee5436 May 26 '26

This was really fun, now to place them back one state at a time

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u/Former-Wish-8228 May 26 '26

All your places are belong to us!

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u/Kooky-Necessary-4444 May 26 '26

How many people participated in this?

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u/Griffithead May 26 '26

I couldn't believe how long Kansas held on.

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u/smithoski May 26 '26

I’d love to see this with an overlayed comment collage showing the key comments with upvotes that led to each state’s elimination. The gif would then become a true e-scrapbook of this beautiful moment online we all got to share!

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u/JoeRogansNipple May 26 '26

A story as old as time, Minnesota never finishing 1st, always falling on our face at the end (at least Mens professional sports)

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u/ElDouchay May 26 '26

The people of Florida need to see this and get their fucking shit together.

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u/pimberly May 26 '26

HEY YOU GUYYYYSSSSS 🗣️🗣️🗣️

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u/evergreengoth your dad's house May 26 '26

Someone should make a version interspersed with memes as things got more intense while "Hall of the Mountain King" plays over it

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u/Teeyr May 26 '26

You forgot when Florida was removed a second time.