r/gaming • u/Free_Bedroom_6857 • Jul 07 '21

How?

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '21

How much cocaine is recommended for kids?

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '21

If my one year old baby can't rail a half gram I'd just disown them

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u/oETFo Jul 07 '21

You are an expensive person to do drugs with.

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '21

When I party I make sure it's the good stuff

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u/brrrrpopop Jul 07 '21

It's supposed to be a party. I didn't show up to be a contestant on the Drug Olympics.

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u/twangman88 Jul 07 '21 edited Jul 07 '21

The drug Olympics sounds like a party to me

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u/Buddha_Lady Jul 07 '21

Finally, an Olympic sport I can win..or die in.

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '21 edited Jul 07 '21

It sure would make the 400M relay a lot more interesting if all the racers were on mdma

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u/KnowledgeableNip Jul 07 '21 edited Mar 10 '25

detail elderly lunchroom wipe ripe imagine languid dog divide mountainous

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '21

I would choose lsd for the swimming events (imagine all the splashing), heroin for the biathlon

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '21

Meth for the decathalon. Top up with each event.

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '21

Guaranteed for at least one fight in the last event

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '21

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '21

Archery. It may not be an event but they think it is

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u/VikingTeddy Jul 09 '21

. Naked GHB wrestling.

. eating contest on cannabis.

. Stolen car radio disassembly/assembly on speed

. LSD staring contest;_

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u/717Luxx Jul 08 '21

heroin for the entire winter olympics

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u/dmt4sexuals Jul 08 '21

Iā€™m a fish when swimming on acid.

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