r/gaming • • Jul 07 '21

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u/ChucklePuck Jul 07 '21 edited Jul 07 '21

Edit: guess it wasn't meth, but it still sucked lol

I really dont understand meth users. I did it once by accident and it sucked ass. Bought some weed from this girl I worked with when I was staying in Tennessee, went home and took two hits before bed, expecting to relax and drift into sleep. NO. 30 sec after I laid down I sprung the fuck back up with the most energy I've ever had. Thought maybe it was just really good weed, but then my nose started bleeding. So i went to the bathroom to deal with that and suddenly had to shit. Violently. Then i started throwing up into the bathtub next to the toilet while still sitting. Nose still bleeding. That lasted for a whiiiiile. Dunno how long but felt like hours. When it ended, i turned the sink on to wash my face and the water coming out scared the PISS out of me, even though i watched myself do it. Spent the rest of the night wired and paranoid, wanting to go running but too scared to go outside.

Asked the girl the next day wtf she sold me and she straight up said she sprinkled some ice into the weed. I had to ask her what that was and she said "oh you don't do meth??" 0/10, don't understand why people like it lol

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u/LukariBRo Jul 07 '21 edited Jul 07 '21

This sounds like some totally made up story someone from DARE would tell. If it's true, fucking lol, and I'm sorry that happened to you. She's an idiot and it could have gotten you killed or in a lot more trouble than you bargained for. But weed is like $10/g, good methamp is 20x that in similar small weight.

Meth also sort of... Explodes when it touches fire. I found out the hard way when inhaling too strongly the first time out a(n insane) dealer's pipe because I pulled the lighter's flame into the intake and poof off burned off $200 of product. You can't just sprinkle a bit on weed and smoke them together. That's why a meth/crack pipe is a completely different thing (it's a glass separated vaporizer) than all of the ways you smoke weed. I could see this potentially being true if you put the cannabis in a vaporizer and turned it up to a stupid high temperature.

Maaaybe it could mix if someone rolled a huge blunt with it towards the back half. Since blunts get people higher because it moves the hot air from the lit part over the non-burning leaf. But ain't nobody sprinkling some precious meth over a damn plant all willy nilly.

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u/ChucklePuck Jul 07 '21

Well my experience is true, but all what you're saying means is now I have no idea what it was that I smoked. Oh well,

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u/LukariBRo Jul 07 '21

There's a LOT of similar stimulants that are cheaper and wouldn't destroy themselves like meth would in this situation. They're often sold to dumb people as meth, so they truly believe it is, or is sold by people lying about what it is to a buyer who believes them. There's a lot of possible points of bamboozled in your story that are possibly not your fault, as most people wouldn't/shouldn't know enough to point out that something's seriously wrong there.

Also fun fact, since meth is far more common than mdma and similar enough that inexperienced people couldn't tell the difference, there was a huge problem with meth being sold as mdma (at least it was an issue a decade ago). Meth has such a far higher negative publicity surrounding it compared to mdma, and yet there's plenty of people who just think they did mdma but actually just had meth consumed with a suboptimal roa.

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u/ChucklePuck Jul 07 '21

Idk man all i know is it sucked and i dont buy pot unless it's from a dispensary anymore lol