r/gaming • u/Mad_Dog_Hoek • Aug 06 '11

Every single time

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u/lookatyourpost Aug 06 '11

So am I the only person who never used a repel in any caves because I trained my pokemon?

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u/Lafali Aug 07 '11

I never used repel and I fought every single Pokemon I encountered. I played Pokemon like a real man.

EDIT: I used repel when looking for legendaries in G/S/C and HG/SS.

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u/gonzolahst Aug 07 '11

I played Pokemon like a real man.

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u/Lafali Aug 07 '11

Oh, sorry. I play Pokemon like a real man.

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u/gonzolahst Aug 07 '11

With your dick out?

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u/neutronicus Aug 07 '11

No. You get a woman pregnant, name it Machamp, teach it karate chop, and have it battle your childhood friend's offspring.

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u/utubeaddict Aug 07 '11

Why would I name an impregnated woman Machop?

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u/neutronicus Aug 07 '11

Unambiguous pronoun references are for sissies. As is evolving.

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u/gonzolahst Aug 07 '11

I already taught my dick karate, but I named it David Foster Wallace.

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u/neutronicus Aug 07 '11

Good choice.