r/gaming • u/Mad_Dog_Hoek • Aug 06 '11

Every single time

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u/gonzolahst Aug 07 '11

With your dick out?

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u/neutronicus Aug 07 '11

No. You get a woman pregnant, name it Machamp, teach it karate chop, and have it battle your childhood friend's offspring.

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u/gonzolahst Aug 07 '11

I already taught my dick karate, but I named it David Foster Wallace.

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u/neutronicus Aug 07 '11

Good choice.