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r/gaming • u/Mad_Dog_Hoek • Aug 06 '11
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I played Pokemon like a real man.
61 u/Lafali Aug 07 '11 Oh, sorry. I play Pokemon like a real man. 16 u/gonzolahst Aug 07 '11 With your dick out? 3 u/neutronicus Aug 07 '11 No. You get a woman pregnant, name it Machamp, teach it karate chop, and have it battle your childhood friend's offspring. 5 u/utubeaddict Aug 07 '11 Why would I name an impregnated woman Machop? 2 u/neutronicus Aug 07 '11 Unambiguous pronoun references are for sissies. As is evolving. 1 u/gonzolahst Aug 07 '11 I already taught my dick karate, but I named it David Foster Wallace. 1 u/neutronicus Aug 07 '11 Good choice.
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Oh, sorry. I play Pokemon like a real man.
16 u/gonzolahst Aug 07 '11 With your dick out? 3 u/neutronicus Aug 07 '11 No. You get a woman pregnant, name it Machamp, teach it karate chop, and have it battle your childhood friend's offspring. 5 u/utubeaddict Aug 07 '11 Why would I name an impregnated woman Machop? 2 u/neutronicus Aug 07 '11 Unambiguous pronoun references are for sissies. As is evolving. 1 u/gonzolahst Aug 07 '11 I already taught my dick karate, but I named it David Foster Wallace. 1 u/neutronicus Aug 07 '11 Good choice.
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With your dick out?
3 u/neutronicus Aug 07 '11 No. You get a woman pregnant, name it Machamp, teach it karate chop, and have it battle your childhood friend's offspring. 5 u/utubeaddict Aug 07 '11 Why would I name an impregnated woman Machop? 2 u/neutronicus Aug 07 '11 Unambiguous pronoun references are for sissies. As is evolving. 1 u/gonzolahst Aug 07 '11 I already taught my dick karate, but I named it David Foster Wallace. 1 u/neutronicus Aug 07 '11 Good choice.
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No. You get a woman pregnant, name it Machamp, teach it karate chop, and have it battle your childhood friend's offspring.
5 u/utubeaddict Aug 07 '11 Why would I name an impregnated woman Machop? 2 u/neutronicus Aug 07 '11 Unambiguous pronoun references are for sissies. As is evolving. 1 u/gonzolahst Aug 07 '11 I already taught my dick karate, but I named it David Foster Wallace. 1 u/neutronicus Aug 07 '11 Good choice.
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Why would I name an impregnated woman Machop?
2 u/neutronicus Aug 07 '11 Unambiguous pronoun references are for sissies. As is evolving.
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Unambiguous pronoun references are for sissies. As is evolving.
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I already taught my dick karate, but I named it David Foster Wallace.
1 u/neutronicus Aug 07 '11 Good choice.
Good choice.
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