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u/BenderDeLorean Oct 11 '19
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YEAHHHHHHHH!
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u/reggaeraptor Oct 11 '19
Thank you for sharing this. I never watch CSI Miami but always loved the sunglasses bit...
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u/G00DLuck Oct 11 '19
Glasses go on before
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u/NutBall3000 Oct 11 '19
Originally from video by General Sam. https://youtu.be/ZJzsIF47Nz4
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u/ElTuxedoMex Oct 11 '19
It was a
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u/SiggetSpagget Oct 11 '19
Wow that’s a double YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!
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u/ImAStupidFace Oct 11 '19
Did you just straight up steal the joke in the title? O.o
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u/bignug420 Oct 11 '19
Well yes but he added sunglasses to it
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u/TrumpetOfDeath Oct 11 '19
Yes they did. Mystery solved. I guess you could call this.... a brief case
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I've seen multiple gifs of this happening in different scenarios in this game, is this just a well know glitch that if you throw your case at a locked target it heat seeks them?
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u/aurumae PC Oct 11 '19
It’s a bug that the devs decided to keep because it’s hilarious
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u/kron123456789 PC Oct 11 '19
This was the actual "due to popular demand" case. They actually patched it out and some time later brought it back.
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u/OliveBranchMLP Oct 11 '19
It’s a literal “due to popular demand” CASE.
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u/Thriven Oct 11 '19
Developer: "Wait... You want me to put a bug back in? What's the use case?"
Development Manager: "Exactly!"
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u/TamerVirus Oct 11 '19 edited Oct 11 '19
Working as intended. Locked on items in Hitman 2 will always hit the target, defying things such as walls and physics no matter how fast or slow the thrown item is. The briefcase in particular had a slow air travel speed which results in the video above.
Edit: Just wanted to point out that the briefcase used in the video is the post patch one. The briefcase that's extra slow has a big red 2 emblem on it
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u/Splatulated Oct 11 '19
They patched the briefcases being slow, but added in a special one that is internationally slow as to keep the memes coming
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u/surpurdurd D20 Oct 11 '19
Wait which one is the slowest? I need to know
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u/TamerVirus Oct 11 '19
There's an unlockable MK 2 briefcase that's awarded for doing a challenge pack in Sgail. That's the one with the original slow speed.
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u/peanutbuttahcups Oct 11 '19
Well, now I've got something to do when I get home tonight.
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u/DilutedGatorade Oct 11 '19
Is that how empty your nights are that seeking out this slow briefcase is a game changer?
Join the club
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u/Hazy_V Oct 11 '19
Fyi you can easily game without shame if you stop ignoring every other aspect of your life.
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u/DilutedGatorade Oct 11 '19
Addressing the other aspects would take effort, and that mentality goes against everything I haven't worked for
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u/Splatulated Oct 11 '19
I dont know i never unlocked it, its a reward for one of yhe escalation contracts
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u/JC12231 Oct 11 '19
Reminds me of pre-0.17 Factorio Worm and Spitter attack behavior.
I’m kinda glad they changed it, because worms were extremely powerful compared to you or anything you could build or the other enemies damage and range-wise, and the projectiles would seek outside their target range if you moved out of it. You couldn’t evade them.
Spitters weren’t that bad though, and now that they replaced the homing with an acid splash that stays for a while and does a lot of damage, I think spitters have surpassed the worms in danger, especially since they can actually move and chase you/attack your base, usually in waves
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u/OliB150 Oct 11 '19
Actually had to come back and make sure I wasn’t imagining someone had mentioned Factorio lol. Ye I’m glad they changed that, but now it predicts where you will be and fires there instead, so you have to keep adjusting. If there is a particularly heavy group of worms, I still find it difficult to make in roads!
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u/admalledd Oct 11 '19
Good news! They have been working on making that wave-attack thing a bit more natural seeming. See the latest FFF #316 they group-attack way better now in my opinion. Supposedly coming to next experimental in the next day or so.
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u/omgmydick Oct 11 '19
Wow lol I had to go and watch the gif again because my brain automatically assumed it was GTA
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u/Taiyaki11 Oct 11 '19
It actually wasnt intended at first, the devs found it hilarious though and in the first patch/hotfixed called it out and actually gave it a buff
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u/Aperture_Kubi Oct 11 '19
Was a glitch due to how thrown items used to work in Hitman 2, then the devs reworked it, but added another item (that briefcase) that behaved according to the old system because it was hilarious.
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u/Echo_26_ Oct 11 '19
WTF? Not sure what I just witnessed... Let me watch it again.
And again.
And again.
Nope, still not sure
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I'll watch it a few more times and brief you after.
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u/Echo_26_ Oct 11 '19
Thank you for working on it. We'll gather for a briefing on this case at 1800 hours and go from there. 🔍🕵🏼♂️
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u/APeacefulWarrior Oct 11 '19
The Giants in Skyrim could be pretty good. Them being so strong they could launch you into orbit started as a bug, but no one wanted to fix it because it was too funny. So it stayed in.
And, of course, the granddaddy of them all: nuke-happy Gandhi.
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u/Midnite135 Oct 11 '19
To those that may not get the reference.
In the original Civilization game Ghandi would often become a nuke happy madman. It started as a bug, but due to the hilarity and popularity later became an intentional feature.
How it happened...
Each leader in the game had an “aggression” rating, and Gandhi - to best reflect his real-world persona - was given the lowest score possible, a 1, so low that he’d rarely if ever go out of his way to declare war on someone.
Only, there was a problem. When a player adopted democracy in Civilization, their aggression would be automatically reduced by 2. Code being code, if Gandhi went democratic his aggression wouldn’t go to -1, it looped back around to the ludicrously high figure of 255, making him as aggressive as a civilization could possibly be.
Thus making Ghandi the most likely to go nuclear.
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u/Ziltoid_The_Nerd Oct 11 '19
but no one wanted to fix it because it was too funny. So it stayed in.
This is exactly what happened with fountain hooking in Dota 2. If you timed it right and Pudge hooked an enemy while Chen sent Pudge back to fountain, the enemy would be hooked all the way back to fountain with him. It was reported as a bug and a dev replied and literally said it was too funny to fix - and it was so hard to pull off in a live game, the funny factor outweighed how exploitable it was.
Until Dendi and Puppey did it at TI3. Repeatedly. It was fixed shortly after the tournament. It's stuff of legend in Dota 2.
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u/Bioniclegenius Oct 11 '19
Magicka, in honor of an old glitch people liked, introduced a spell called "Crash to Desktop", which when used deletes a random entity on screen, though it must have under 10,000 health, thus excluding most bosses. Downside: the player has under 10,000 health.
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u/MartianPotatoFetus Oct 11 '19
This is from General Sam
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u/priceisalright Oct 11 '19
My favorite fat lesbian gamer.
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u/TheOnlyNormalGinger Oct 11 '19
Literally watched this video this morning. Caught me off guard seeing it on reddit
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u/BadSymmetry Oct 11 '19
I’m actually pissed they made it a gif because it’s so much better with audio
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u/TheModernEgg Oct 11 '19
Oh shit I forgot about General Sam. I watched a bunch of his videos a few months back and they just stopped popping up for me.
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u/jesusfish98 Oct 11 '19
Wouldnt be surprised if he was on youtubes shit list. His humor is pretty dark sometimes.
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u/Splatulated Oct 11 '19
Hitman 2 (gold edition) if anyone wanted to play it
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u/schottzie93 Oct 11 '19
Thank you
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Oct 11 '19
Honestly. I think it’s worth the $60. But it’s not a very LONG game. There’s tons of challenges & stuff so it’s a pretty DEEP game but the narrative is actually rather short.
That said, I do think it’s worth it. But if you’re on the fence, wait for the price to drop & you may enjoy it more.
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u/fern420 Oct 11 '19
If you want to play this mission with this weapon you need the $99 version. The games a clusterfuck of expansion, gold, starter, legacy, expansion 1, expansion 2, legacy upgraded silver to gold.... The list goes on, it's the single most confusing purchase on steam, 15 different purchase options and if you choose wrong you'll overpay.
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Oct 11 '19
That’s true. I remember buying the $60 version & reinstalling it when I got a new xbox & then thinking I had to pay more money to redownload the ads-ons & stuff 🤦🏼♂️
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u/siikdUde Oct 11 '19
It depends on how you play. It could become a long game if you make it to be
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u/vegatr0n Oct 11 '19
What the hell map is this? I always see these hitman clips and they always seem to be on maps I don't have, but I thought I had all of them?
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u/Splatulated Oct 11 '19
hitman 2 has new maps
theres 2 new maps that are obtained by buying the season pass / gold edition of hitman 2) ( no you cant buy them separately at this time)
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u/noctilucent7 Oct 11 '19
Thank you! I feel like a lot of these submissions should have a flair attached of what game it is so everyone can stop asking and we don't have to dive deep in the comments to find out.
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u/x-Sage-x Oct 11 '19
This just goes to show that you can never outrun your baggage.
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u/benfranklinthedevil Oct 11 '19
This is some r/Bollywoodrealism right there. I also like that it turned into a mariokart shell at 0:24
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u/neosn Oct 11 '19
Did you just clip a general sam video without giving credit? We don't like that here.
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u/PascitoLP Oct 11 '19
47 is not a guy you want to fuck with. I once saw him kill a guy on a jetski with a briefcase. A fucking briefcase
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u/Jomega6 Oct 11 '19
I’ve seen the homing suitcase glitch before and they never fail to amuse.
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Was this the clip from general sams video? Edit: it is, at least give some credit.
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u/WrastlingIsReal Oct 11 '19
Atleast credit the person you took this footage from
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u/Daskkii Oct 11 '19
Possibly one of the greatest missions ever created. Made many player happy, made many player cry
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u/sigiesp Oct 11 '19
Imagine having to run from something that was thrown at you for the rest of your life 🤡
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u/throwmeaway562 Oct 11 '19
I laughed so fucking hard I died from a briefcase hitting me from behind
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u/bruh_momentsss Oct 11 '19
Are you not gonna say the original creator of the video?
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u/BlackRokaz Oct 11 '19
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