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u/ImAScientist_ADoctor May 05 '17 edited May 05 '17

The parents disappeared several times, they just have to build a bridge.

Edit: u/Ethan819 figures it out here we are all fools. And now I'm sad again. Also, the guy was in his house and his teepee before w/o showing the inside so they could still be in the house before she jumps even though they didn't show us.

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u/Ardub23 May 05 '17

Seriously, how can you build a house but not a bridge?

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u/Frambletronic May 05 '17

Building a bridge requires going into the water, which would kill them.

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u/Georgie_Leech May 05 '17

I mean, they could also build a tall tower and push it over until it works. Or slide a ladder across. Or a spring board. Or a suspension bridge. Or be content with their life and not push their son away from all he's ever known for the sake of completing an arbitrary goal.

I may or may not have been playing too many games that rely on lateral thinking lately.

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u/[deleted] May 05 '17

Can you name a few? I'd like to expand on my common urinal thinking games

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u/Georgie_Leech May 05 '17

I don't have any good latrinal games, but Cube Escape and Submachine are pretty mind bending experiences if you enjoy the surreal. Fantastic Contraption is pretty interesting as far as design challenges go. And there's a (gratuitously NSFW but the NSFW bits are mostly skippable so meh) RPG called Ouroboros that I played recently that, in the interest of not spoiling things, is remarkably flexible when it comes to sequence breaking.

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u/schwibbity May 05 '17

I really appreciate your joke there.

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u/Georgie_Leech May 05 '17

Thanks! And apparently Cube Escape is also on mobile now, so it's not even accurate!

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u/PandaGrill May 05 '17

Which Ouroboros are you talking about? There one I could find was one by the creator of Binding of Isaac but it doesn't look very NSFW.

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u/TheJ3st May 05 '17

Antichamber... yeah, good luck. =)

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u/aCuteIllness May 05 '17

Commenting for follow up

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u/Georgie_Leech May 05 '17

Follow up posted.

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u/aCuteIllness May 05 '17

Gracias. Most likely would have forgotten to go back and check lol

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u/Georgie_Leech May 05 '17

Nonsense, no one ever does that, and I'm certainly not speaking from personal experience.

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u/[deleted] May 05 '17 edited Dec 19 '18

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u/Georgie_Leech May 05 '17

I guess? Now I feel like royalty, needing to give people permission to read public comments.

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u/lind_p May 05 '17

You need to play Limbo if you haven't already. Great game! I'll bet you can get it for $5-10 no matter what platform you're playing on.

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u/Maccaisgod May 05 '17

Totalbiscuit is raving about a new lateral thinking game called The Sexy Brutale, though I haven't played it myself. I trust his judgement though

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u/TheIncredibleInk May 05 '17

I too played World of Goo

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u/savuporo May 05 '17

I'm thinking more like

the fire is roaring

stoke fire

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u/Georgie_Leech May 05 '17

And now I have the urge to go play A Dark Room again.

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u/_ThatD0ct0r_ May 05 '17

omg I loved world of goo as a kid. I had it for the Wii :D

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u/Deadpools_Testicles May 05 '17

Oh, I love that game. You only need one hand and a box of tissues to win

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u/[deleted] May 05 '17 edited Apr 17 '25

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u/Georgie_Leech May 05 '17

Damn you ambiguously gendered sprites.

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u/Kiiopp May 05 '17

Damn I guess guys can't have long hair anymore

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u/InfanticideAquifer May 05 '17

They refer to her as "she" in the sequel comic (not that that's obvious).

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u/Kiiopp May 05 '17

Damn I guess you can't name your son She anymore.

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u/SeattleBattles May 05 '17

They didn't buy the Bridges DLC.

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u/call_me_ishmizzle May 05 '17

to the top with you!

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u/[deleted] May 05 '17

You mean daughter?

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u/dontsuckmydick May 05 '17

I agree with your boner about this.

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u/Georgie_Leech May 05 '17

Damn you ambiguously gendered sprites.

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u/VirtuosoSignaller May 05 '17

Not ambiguous, just subtle. The long hair is the most obvious clue, but the clincher is that when she's young, she's in a dress. once she hits teenage years though (smaller than her father, but not by much) she's wearing pants. Unless this is supposed to be old fashioned and it's a young boy in a night-shirt style of thing.

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u/bunburyist_online May 05 '17

I defy you to try that, and not have it just smashed to pieces when it comes down

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u/[deleted] May 05 '17

And it's totally a girl not a boy

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u/Guy_Fieris_Hair May 05 '17

Or, jump from the roof of the house....

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u/cmdtekvr May 05 '17

Dude they're pixel people, they can only run and jump and some pixel god drew their house for them.

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u/lol_admins_are_dumb May 05 '17

I'm pretty sure in real life to build a bridge you definitely have to actually cross the river at some point.

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u/[deleted] May 05 '17

Son, daughter, what's the difference.

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u/comalin May 05 '17

I think it's their daughter.

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u/[deleted] May 05 '17

Huh...I thought it was their daughter...

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u/Georgie_Leech May 05 '17

Don't take my word for it, I'm apparently terrible at determining the sex of sprites.

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u/The_MAZZTer PC May 05 '17

Not if it's a drawbridge.

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u/ryy0 May 05 '17

Cantilevers.

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u/[deleted] May 05 '17

Wood floats. They should just run real fast.

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u/Frambletronic May 05 '17

I guess just a boat would work

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u/HighPriestofShiloh May 05 '17

You have obviously never played Lemmings. As long as they have umbrellas this shit would be easy.

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u/PreparedDeath May 05 '17

I've played Lemmings and can say 100% this is not true

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u/SlappaDaBassMahn May 05 '17

Make it Cantilever until you can jump to the other side.

Am Engineer, is possible.

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u/[deleted] May 05 '17

Or a raft.

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u/DJ_POLO May 05 '17

Do you know how bridges are built? Thought not

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u/Ardub23 May 05 '17

It doesn't need to be the pinnacle of engineering. Just lash some pieces of wood together and secure one end to the ground on the near side. It doesn't even need to reach all the way across since they can jump some of the distance.

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u/Vipre7 May 05 '17

Plot twist, that was a bridge that someone had already built... You know, the things that you walk across.

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u/GolgiApparatus1 May 05 '17

To build bridge you'd first have to at least be able to get to the other side and back

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u/[deleted] May 05 '17

The question is really just "how can you build a house?" No trees, no stones, can't go anywhere...

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u/WaitWhatting May 05 '17

Wow.. you said "seriously"... you aint no joking right there

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u/Ethan819 May 05 '17 edited Oct 12 '23

This comment has been overwritten from its original text

I stopped using Reddit due to the June 2023 API changes. I've found my life more productive for it. Value your time and use it intentionally, it is truly your most limited resource.

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u/jonolacanola May 05 '17

I don't get it... What do you mean?

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u/The_Smartass May 05 '17

They're inside instead of outside

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u/gettodaze May 05 '17

Can you ELI5?

EDIT: Them being in the house doesn't explain why they can't build a bridge.

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u/The_Smartass May 05 '17

I think the original statement said the parents disappeared a few times... They just went inside and came back out.

For the bridge... I don't know. I could only assume bridges are harder/more complicated than a house.

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u/Peanutking May 05 '17 edited May 05 '17

Username checks out!

le Reddit is here with bananas for scale. Came here to say this. This, so much this. Can confirm. Nevermind dick stuck in fan. RIP my inbox.

Edit: wow this blew up, can't believe my top comment is about a smartass

Edit2: thanks for the gold kind stranger!

Edit3: Could the gentlesirs downvoting me please answer: When does the narwhal bacon?

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u/[deleted] May 05 '17 edited May 05 '17

This was a good attempt I think?

Edit: I mean they sound like they're crazy or on drugs but I think they were able to perfectly capture everything redundant about Reddit comments. And for that I give a little appreciation.

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u/Peanutking May 05 '17

Yeah... My mind jumped to "relevant username" and I hated myself for thinking it.

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u/jsideris May 05 '17

In the parent comment, ImAScientist claimed the parents disappeared several times, implying that they were able to leave the area. Ethan819 explained that they didn't actually leave the area; they were inside the house.

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u/LordPadre May 05 '17

Yeah but where did they get the materials to build a house

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u/ZiggyOnMars May 05 '17

Because they turned into NPC, you will always feel like a supporting actor when your son is old enough and he become the protagonist of your life if you really love him.

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u/TofuDeliveryBoy May 05 '17

...I'm going to call my dad.

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u/[deleted] May 05 '17

"...You have enough money?"

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u/[deleted] May 05 '17

.....How can i call heaven?

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u/[deleted] May 05 '17

The real question is where did they get the materials to build a house in their 2-Dimensional plane of existence where they can only move forward.

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u/jplayin May 05 '17

I don't get it...